My boy Santino can rap!!!

You've seen him make appearances here on the Dirt with one-liners that totally reek of awesomeness. Now, check out his rapping skills!! It's Santino Marella!!

WWE wrestler Santino Marella mugshot - busted for DUI

"My Maria would be-ah so ashamed-ah!"

But at least he rocks a nice duck-ass hairdo in the mug.

What also should be noted is that his three drinking buddies that night were a vampire, a Russian strongman, and an incestuous sister. Thank God for the WWE!