Bobby Brown is a father...again

Bobby Brown is popping out more kids than Paris Hilton's cooter is popping out herpes. While he was performing at the New York New York hotel in Vegas the other day, Bobby told the crowd that his manager/girlfriend (because that's always a good mix) Alicia Etheridge gave birth to a baby boy named Cassius about a week ago. Cassius is Bobby's 5th child, and Alicia is the 3rd lady that he's had a kid with.

I'd congratulate them if Bobby wasn't such a f*cking druggie deadbeat.

Bobby Brown to be a daddy again

Bobby Brown just found out he's going to be a father for the 5th time. His girlfriend Alicia Etheridge is knocked up with their first baby, but it's #5 for Bobby, who has one from Whitney, two from another broad, and one from another one.

I really think the last person that should be spreading his seed and pro-creating is Bobby f*cking Brown, but that's just my opinion.

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