Akon shows that he will "Smack That"...and MORE!!!

Kany-izzle to close out the VM-izzles. (smack)

Ghostbusters making a return to the big screen...WITH THE ORIGINAL CAST! Holy AARP. (candy)

Jason Priestley, from Beverly Hills 90210 hunk to the homeless guy I passed on the street outside Fenway Park. (ayyyy)

Girls think Akon is hot. Akon smacks girls across the face to thank them. (POTP)

Lance Armstrong isn't a sex champion. No, seriously. He said it. (gabby)

Wow, I'm a little impressed. Lindsay Lohan blogs about politics, and makes sense. (bitten)

Joey Mercury heading back to WWE? (wrestling)

CW's 90210 already getting hated on

The Parents Television Council (the same group that hated on Gossip Girl) is already talking smack about the CW's newest show 90210. Mind you, no one has even seen it yet.

I think it's fair to say that the CW has been a bad actor, particularly when it comes to Gossip Girl. We haven't assumed anything about the show, but I think that the CW has already demonstrated that they'll stoop to any level in a rather desperate attempt to build buzz.

Listen, Parents Television Council. It's simple. If you don't like what you see, CHANGE THE CHANNEL! Old people can be so boring sometimes (no offense to the cool old people out there.)

Shannen Doherty signs on for 90210

Shannen Doherty (who played Brenda Walsh) on the original Beverly Hills 90210 has signed on for the movie. Every show this girl has been involved in, she's caused drama backstage. So expect some fireworks both on and off-screen.

Catfight, anyone?

Update on Beverly Hills 90210 reunion!

The 90210 reunion has been rumored for a while, and the cast is all starting to come back together, but, there's one major star you shouldn't plan on seeing, at least for now.

No Brandon Walsh?!

Jason Priestly, who played Brandon Walsh during the show's run back in the 90's, said he's all for hopping on board the reunion, but the producers haven't gotten in touch with him!

I'm certainly open to it. I loved working on that show. I loved everything I did on that show. I had so many jobs on that show, I loved it so.

Count on this reunion totally reeking of suckiness if they don't bring Jason back.