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Frances Bean Cobain rocks the Twilight premiere in LA...with her mom's bright ass red lipstick! (smack)

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There's a good chance Alec Baldwin is gay. He said kissing Jennifer Aniston was painful. (bitten)

Britney dating a new fella? (yuddy)

AJ Styles heading to WWE?!?!(wrestling)

Kurt Cobain's daughter throws suicide-themed party

How's this for morbid? Frances Bean Cobain, daughter of former Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain, threw a sweet 16 party for herself. The theme?

My Suicidal Sixteen.

She said it marked the "death of childhood," but it just seems a little awkward that she would throw a suicide-themed party while her father died over a decade ago after Kurt shot himself in the head.

Surprisingly though, considering all she's had to deal with (a father who killed himself and an absolute basket case for a mother in Courtney Love), she's stayed on the straight and narrow.

Reminds me of when two ugly people mate -- the baby usually turns out to be insanely good-looking.