Showing posts with label brody jenner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label brody jenner. Show all posts

Friday, August 28, 2009

Brody Jenner Joe Francis fight!


Brody Jenner and Girls Gone Wild perv (and by perv I mean I'm jealous he gets to see so many boobies) Joe Francis got into a HUGE knockdown dragout at the Guys and Dolls nightclub in West Hollywood late last night after Joe had a little Chris Brown-type run-in with Brody's girlfriend, softcore porn star Jayde Nicole. Joe was hitting on one of Jayde's friends who totally wasn't feeling the guy, and when Jayde went to try and get him to leave her friend alone, Joe threw a drink on Jayde, pulled her hair, punched her to the ground, then started kicking her while she was down.

Security showed up and kicked both Brody and Joe out of the club, and brought Joe out first. Brody flew outside and caught up with Joe and slugged him right in the face and was about to keep going when he was tazered by one of the officers. By the time he got up, Joe was long gone. No arrests were made and no charges were pressed.

Dude, how the f*ck do you taze Brody when Joe is the f*cking douchebag beating the sh*t out of a woman?! Man, people are messed up. I hope while he's filming Girls Gone Wild in the Jungle, some crazy ass tiger bites Joe's balls right off. P*ssy.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Top 10 searched reality stars


Reality TV has rocketed tons of people into total super-stardom, and a Top 10 list of the Most Searched Reality TV Stars has been released. Not too shocking, Kim Kardashian tops the list for pics like this (and also getting rammed on camera by Ray J, but that's just details.) Here's the complete Top 10 list below!

1. Kim Kardashian
2. Lauren Conrad
3. David Cook
4. David Archuleta
5. Jillian Michaels
6. Whitney Port
7. Jason Mesnick
8. Brody Jenner
9. Tila Tequila
10. Spencer Pratt

I'm actually pumped Jillian Michaels made it on the list. But I'm sure most people search for her workout tapes so they can get their asses kicked into shape.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Brody Jenner is a tool


You look like a douchebag, Brody. I'd rather see your Mom.


Thank you. That's better.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

The Hills cast makes WAY too much money


The Hills is the most popular show on MTV, that's a given. Frankly, I think it's the dumbest show on earth (but then again, I'm a guy. I'm not supposed to like it.) What sickens me more than the popularity of the show is the salary that each cast member makes. It literally makes me want to vomit. Check out the breakdown.

Lauren Conrad = $75,000 per episode
Heidi Montag = $65,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt = $65,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge = $35,000 per episode
Whitney Port = $20,000 per episode
Brody Jenner = $10,000 per episode
Lauren Bosworth (Lo) = $10,000 per episode
Stephanie Pratt = $8,000 per episode

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Mr. Belding got fat


Seriously! Look at that fatty! And why the hell is he waving $5 bills around with Brody Jenner? I miss this guy:




Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Has Lindsay Gone Back To Her Old Ways?!

It has been reported that Lindsay dabbled with some Grey Goose this past weekend with The Hills 'star' Brody Jenner! Her friends and rep deny it, but people who were around said they definetly noticed she was a bit "tipsy"!! When photogs tried taking pictures of her and Brody she went crazy because she didn't want to be seen with him!