Kim Kardashian gets her Twilight on...and MORE!!

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Kim Kardashian goes goth. (amygrindhouse)

Pink and Carey Hart down under. (smack)

Here's a Friday treat for ya -- celebs sucking on things. (bedhead)

Kobe Bryant loves him some cleavage. (ayyyy)

Denise Richards isn't a slut, she just has needs. (POTP)

Madonna's stage collapses and kills someone. (gabby)

83-year-old Cloris Leachman rocks a swimsuit. I just puked in my mouth. (bitten)

Pics from John Cena's wedding. (wrestling)

Joe Jonas slams Taylor Swift in song...and MORE!!!

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Melissa Joan Hart apologizes about her assh*le Farrah Fawcett comment. (amygrindhouse)

Ashley Tisdale poses in her panties for pics! (VBT)

Our girl Effie takes a look at celeb relationships! (examiner)

Lindsay Lohan stalking Samantha Ronson?? (smack)

Arnold Schwarzenegger movie getting remade! (bedhead)

What the f*ck is Marion Cotillard wearing? (ayyyy)

Britney Spears kids get Toxic. (POTP)

Joe Jonas talks sh*t about Taylor Swift. (gabby)

Whitney Houston's rehabbed ass is back! (bitten)

John Cena heel turn?! (wrestling)

Britney and Jessica = Laverne and Shirley??...and MORE!!!

Selena Gomez feeds homeless dogs in Puerto Rico. (videoblogging)

How to have Safe Sex: a lesson by Lil Wayne. (amygrindhouse)

Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson shooting for their own sitcom! (smack)

Brangelina = Scotch Brite. WTF? (bedhead)

Nas and Kelis' stimulus package: Name their baby, get some money. (POTP)

Pink and Carey Hart try marriage v2.0 this summer! (gabby)

Chris Brown releases apology song to Rihanna? (bitten)

John Cena's dad sh*ts on WWE storylines!! (wrestling)

Cassie isn't as hot as this pic anymore...and MORE!!!

Legendary voice of the Philadelphia Phillies dies. (videoblogging)

Why Simon Cowell is always angry. (smack)

World, get ready for Scientologist Suri. (bedhead)

Diddy's girlfriend Cassie is f*cking mental. (POTP)

Phil Spector found guilty of murder, and looking like he hasn't showered in 3 years. (gabby)

Gwyneth Paltrow has rats. Where's Madonna to help you now, sucka? (bitten)

The Rock takes another shot at John Cena! (wrestling)

"Dirty Thoughts" from Wrestlemania 25 with John Cena

"I'm really excited but I really gotta poo!!!!"

"Dirty Thoughts" from Wrestlemania 25 with Edge

"Maybe if I put on my best Travis the Chimp face, John Cena won't pin me in 20 minutes and win my title."

(It didn't work.)

I was too tired to post a lot today, but look! I met John Cena...and MORE!!!

Boobs are great. Celeb Polls are greater. (celeb news)

Paris has a new flavor of the week. (smack)

Kanye is dating Mr. Clean. (candy)

Michael Lohan is Lily Allen's father. At least, he thinks so. (POTP)

Jennifer Aniston = Bond Girl?! (gabby)

Jennifer Aniston is also the hottest cover girl ever. (bitten)

DX vs Legacy?! (wrestling)

Lil' Wayne is still alive...and MORE!!!

Lil' Wayne may be a total douchebag, but he's not dead. (smack)

Joaquin Phoenix is a straight up dumbass. (candy)

If Mariah Carey ever had to save me from a fire, I'd rather burn to death. (ayyyy)

Karma is a bitch -- Simon Cowell's girlfriend dumps him! (POTP)

Sarah Palin may be more dumb than Joaquin Phoenix. (gabby)

Def Jam Executive VP kills himself. (bitten)

David Schwimmer shoots down Friends movie rumors, and kinda sounds like a douchebag in the process. (yuddy)

John Cena responds to HHH's comments about the WWE being all he has! (wrestling)

Jessica Simpson makes Tony Romo sound like a douche...and MORE!!!

Jennifer Hudson's brother-in-law has served hard time for attempted murder before. Look for his picture next to the word "douchebag" in the next series of dictionaries to come out. (smack)

New Jessica Simpson movie opens at #1...in Russia (candy)

Traci Bingham shows how it's possible for trash to take out the trash. (ayyyy)

Britney Spears hosting Saturday Night Live in November!! (POTP)

Olsen Twins get slammed during book signing! (gabby)

Jessica Simpson throws Tony Romo right under the bus. (bitten)

Another celebrity divorce on the way?! (yuddy)

John Cena and WWE being sued!! (wrestling)

Spencer enlightens us on gay marriage...and MORE!!!

Miley Cyrus living with her 20-year-old boyfriend?! (smack)

Bono spends his free time partying with teens in bikinis. (candy)

Heather Graham's eyes look ridiculously creepy. (ayyyy)

Spencer Pratt's "logical" words on gay marriage. (POTP)

Steven Tyler taking over as the frontman for Led Zeppelin?! (gabby)

First it was the autistic community, now Denis Leary has gone and pissed off the gay community. (bitten)

Check out the last known pics of Heath Ledger! (yuddy)

John Cena returning to the ring at Survivor Series! (wrestling)

Snoop Dogg releasing album with John Cena

That's right...THE CHAMP IS HERE! And he's bringing the Doggfather with him. John Cena told fans that he just recorded a single with Snoop Dogg that will be posted on Snoop's Myspace page soon, and they may work on a 10-song album together.

I have just recently recorded a single with Snoop Dogg which should be on his MySpace page. That has led to the possibility of a ten song downloadable project with myself, Snoop, Freddie Foxxx and The Dogg Pound.

I feel like Cena is going to turn into the next Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. If ya smelllllllllllll...what the Jaddster...is cookin'.