Kid Rock Kellie Pickler dating

I didn't see this one coming at all. The guy who used to throw it in Pamela Anderson (which I know is a f*cking laundry list from Boston to New Mexico) somehow talked his way into a southern belle's heart. Yes, my friends, Bob Ritchie AKA Kid Rock is dating Kellie Pickler. As if that's not shocking enough -- they've been dating for over a year! It's been pretty much on the down-low to the media, but apparently it's the worst-kept secret in Nashville.

Dude...Kellie and Kid? That's as f*cked up as Holly Montag and Sanjaya! That'd be like Kevin Federline landing Kim Kardashian. Hollywood is f*cked up, man!

Kellie Pickler interview

Kellie Pickler almost comes across as a stereotypical high-maintenance blonde chick, at least to me (no offense to any blondes out there.) But in a recent interview with OK! magazine, she's proving that she's anything but that. She talks about how she's not really lady-like, why she prefers a trailer over a hotel room, and her professional and love-life goals.

On why she doesn't sleep in luxury hotels: "Funny, as a child I thought, 'I'm going to be a big country star so I can get out of this damn trailer.' Then I go and get one. I mean it's a $1 million trailer but it's still a trailer. I don't want to sleep on somebody else's mattress, so even five-star hotels are horrid to me. I like sitting on my own toilet that no one else has sat on."

On her professional goals: "I would love to cross over into television and film. And I have to meet Clint Eastwood. Of course I would love to be a member of the Grand Ole Opry. It would be such a huge honor."

Love-life advice: "Find what makes you happy and make it happen. And never settle ... don't settle for some loser guy who treats you like sh*t; go find a man. Somebody who knows how to fix things. Not someone worried about breaking a nail. I can't date someone who wears more makeup than I do!"

On being a tomboy: "I'll be the first one to do something crazy. I've always kinda been a tomboy. My grandmother would try to dress me up in a pretty dress but I'd come home with the fabric ripped, holes in my pantyhose and gum in my hair. I was not a lady. I would fall out of trees and climb on the roof."

Kellie Pickler and Taylor Swift team up

Two of country's young hotties teamed up for a song dedicated to a cheating ex. Kellie Pickler had Taylor Swift join her on the track Best Days of Your Life to do a nice little slam-job on her ex. The video was recently dropped for the song, so to brighten up your Tuesday and get a nice little laugh, I decided to throw it up. Enjoy!!



P.S. Is it bad that I'm 25 but have a slight crush on Taylor? I think it's just the whole innocent/wholesome/girl-next-door look.

Kellie Pickler's new look

Kellie Pickler ditched the sweet, wholesome, southern belle look for her new role as the celebrity spokesperson for Sexy Hair.

I don't know what the hell Sexy Hair is, but I'd buy it!

Kellie Pickler is in love but not ready for a ring

Kellie Pickler said that as in love as she is with her boyfriend Kyle Jacobs, she's not ready to go wedding dress shopping and take a trip down the aisle yet.

I've met someone now that I'm crazy about and he's crazy about me, and I couldn't imagine being with anyone else. But there's a sense of reality where you think, this is something that you're gonna make a vow to spend the rest of your life with this person and your priorities are gonna change. Right now, I'm in the point of my life where I want my career to be No. 1. I'm 22, I just started out. I'm not ready to put my husband first. [I'll wait until] I'm to a point into my career where I can say, 'This can come in second, and I'm ready to have a family.

I'd personally kick her in the vagina if she thought about marriage at 22. I don't get why everyone rushes to get married, but hey, to each his/her own I suppose. Although I still think people who get married uber young are nuts. (No offense if you were like, 12 when you got married, Jackson.)

"Dirty Thoughts" with Kellie Pickler

"Maybe if I show that I want peace, no one will notice how much I look like absolute crap."

(Now that I've taken my cheap shot, kudos to Kellie, who has no make-up on and looks like poop because she was on her way to perform for the troops in Iraq.)

Kanye opens his heart...and MORE!!!

Bernie Mac's spirit visits his wife. (smack)

Say hi to Kellie Picker's boobs, kids. (candy)

Know how some girls look good with no makeup? Maggie Gyllenhaal isn't one of them. (ayyyy)

Kanye's heart isn't on Love Lockdown. (POTP)

More Joe Jonas doucheness -- HE CHEATED ON TAYLOR SWIFT?! (gabby)

Cindy McCain cheating on John? (bitten)

Congrats, Amy Winehouse! You now look like a man. (yuddy)

Kenny Dykstra puts WWE on blast! (wrestling)

Kellie Pickler talks depression

Kellie Pickler spoke with People magazine about her past depression issues.

Everything in my professional life seemed great. But in my personal life, I was just crumbling.

She pretty much attributes it to her estranged father coming back into her life, which is totally understandable. She was on anti-depressants for a while, but hated the way the pills made her feel, so she stopped taking them. She's good now though, and gives the credit to her friends, family, and her new boyfriend, songwriter Kyle Jacobs.

See? Even celebrities get depressed. I blame Simon Cowell.

Kellie Pickler not a fan of celebrity guys

Most celebrities have little crushes on other celebrities (look at Katie Holmes, who said she was going to marry Tom Cruise even when she was on Dawson's Creek.) Well, Kellie Pickler isn't most celebrities.

I don't have crushes on people I don't know. And the celebrities I do know, I don't want to date! [laughs] I think it's weird to be obsessed with somebody who doesn't even know you exist. There are a lot of celebrity men that are very attractive, but I don't have crushes on them! Like George Clooney -- he'd be my pick for sexiest Hollywood man. But I don't have a crush on him!

Clearly she just doesn't realize she's in love with me yet. Then again, I don't really do blondes, so I'll pass.

Kellie Pickler speaks on love, makeup, and Carrie Underwood

On love: Kellie says she's keeping things pretty low-key with her new boyfriend, songwriter Kyle Jacobs. Rather than being out in the limelight all the time, they just chill at home on the couch. Sooo basically she's already 76. NEXT!

On makeup: She said she'd be absolutely lost without her team of highly-trained professionals who help jazz her up for public appearances. She also said that she has an obsession with mascara, and jokingly said she has 40,000 of them, but doesn't even really like makeup at all. Is it me, or do you just not care about her makeup? NEXT!

On Carrie Underwood: Kellie says she hopes Carrie finds a guy who is trusting and funny, and a good guy who is going to treat her right. Now is where I'd like to point out that I'm single, and all of those things and more.

Kellie Pickler sees lots of boobies

Kellie Pickler performed at the Sturgis Rally in Sturgis, SD last week and apparently didn't know what it was all about. A bunch of bikers go to the rally and get rowdy. And naked. So when Kellie got on-stage and the spotlight hit the audience, she saw a ridiculous amount of breasticles. The crowd kept throwing her Mardi Gras beads so she'd take off her top, but she told the crowd that'd cost extra.

I'm guessing they didn't want to part with their beer money.

Kellie Pickler is a reality tv whore

American Idol alum Kellie Pickler wants to dabble in another hit reality show -- Dancing with the Stars. She told former Dancing pro and close friend Julianne Hough that she wanted to try it, saying she can shake it in the clubs but learning the dance techniques would be a challenge.

Me thinks she's just looking for 15 more minutes of fame. Lame.