Richard Hatch Today Show

Richard Hatch, the Rhode Island dude who won the first season ever of Survivor (but was more known for walking around totally naked) who got arrested for tax-evasion for not paying the correct taxes on his winnings, was on the Today Show yesterday talking with Matt Lauer about being out of prison and broke.

James "J.T." Thomas wins Survivor: Tocantins

After outwitting, outplaying, and outlasting 15 other contestants on Survivor: Tocantins, James "J.T." Thomas took home the $1 million in last night's live finale show. J.T. was pretty much seen as one of the strongest players on the island, and he made an alliance on Day 2 with a contestant named Stephen that stayed true until the very end. That turned out to be J.T.'s best move, because he CRUSHED Stephen as every person on the jury voted for him to win. J.T. is a 24-year-old cattle rancher who said he's going to use the winnings to help his community.

I was pulling for J.T. just because he seemed like a pretty genuine guy, plus he seemed like he was almost in his element out there on the island. Watch J.T. winning below!!

Tons of season finales tonight!

No question Thursday night is the best night for TV. That being said, there's a TON of season finale's tonight at 9pm eastern, so set your DVR's! Hell's Kitchen will air Part 2 of it's finale tonight on FOX, with the winner being named. The Grey's Anatomy will air at the same time on ABC and we'll probably find out what happens with Izzy Stevens' cancer battle and the aftermath of her and Alex getting married last week. Then, also at the same time, you got the finale for CSI on CBS, followed up by the season finale of CSI:NY. And at the same time, ABC will air the season finale of Private Practice. And just a heads up, Survivor: Tocantins airs at 8pm on CBS tonight and will set up its finale that will air Sunday night.

GOOD TV going on tonight, so make sure you catch some of it and DVR the rest, and tell your friends to keep their mouths shut tomorrow morning at the water cooler or in class!!

Katy Perry is engaged...and MORE!!!

The winner of Survivor: Gabon, Bob Crowley, is interviewed!! (smack)

Ashlee Simpson likes it up the poop shoot. Seriously. (candy)

Tom Cruise uses his Scientology powers to put baby in a trance. (ayyyy)

Britney and Ellen spread the Holiday cheer. (POTP)

Katy Perry kissed a Gym Class Hero and she liked it...so much that she's engaged. (gabby)

Stevie Wonder will dance his blind ass off on Dancing with the Stars. (bitten)

**SPOILER ALERT** New tag team champions crowned in TNA? (wrestling)

Bob Crowley wins "Survivor: Gabon"

A HUGEEEEE congratulations goes out to 57-year-old Physics teacher Bob Crowley for winning Survivor: Gabon last night. Bob is a Maine-iac from Portland who was the most popular contestant this season, and possibly ever!

Bob is the man.

Miley Cyrus losing her voice?!...and MORE!!!

Amy Winehouse borrows $50,000 worth of designer dresses, then pukes on them. (smack)

Rumer Willis makes me want to vote O-boob-a for President. (candy)

Kelly Rowland likes wearing garbage bags. (ayyyy)

Shia LaBeouf wiggles out of DUI charge. (POTP)

Miley Cyrus to be silenced forever?! (gabby)

Member of Survivor crew drowns in Brazil!! (bitten)

Kevin Nash HASN'T re-signed with TNA?! (wrestling)

Jeff Probst engaged...or not

Last week during the reading of the Emmy nominations by Pushing Daisies star Kristin Chenoweth and Neil Patrick Harris (who will forever be Doogie Howser, no matter how many other hit shows he stars in), Doogie announced the nominees for Best Reality Show Host. One of the nominees was Survivor host Jeff Probst.

In all her wisdom and charm, Kristin laughed like a hyena and said that she used to date Jeff, then said that Jeff is engaged now. But Jeff told People Magazine that he's actually very single.

My guess is she was wasted. I actually watched the nominee readings and she was a mess. But Doogie was no better. Maybe they were just trying too hard to be funny. Then again, maybe they just suck.

Parvati wins Survivor!

Congrats to Parvati Shallow, who went to bed last night $1 million richer after outwitting, outplaying, and outlasting the cast of Survivor: Micronesia to win the show! During the 2 hr finale last night, Natalie was eliminated from the Final 4, then Ciree was voted off, leaving Amanda (who I was cheering for, mainly because she has nice lips) and Parvati. Parv won the vote 5-3!

She looks a lot hotter off the island than she did on.

Survivor: Quick Thoughts

Things have been craaaazy busy, but I finally had enough time to watch Thursday's Survivor last night. A little better, but still a dull season.

The highlight of the night:

"You need to quit bitchin' and start throwin'!"
-Jeff Probst to the survivors during the immunity challenge.

When have you ever heard a game show host talk to contestants like that??? Bob Barker is rolling in his bed. Hats off, Probst. You egotistical bastard. :)

In the end, Chet stayed (even though he now resembles an ematiated raisin) and "Truck" Joel went home.

INSIDER GOSSIP:
Guess who showed up at last night's TNA Wrestling Pay Per View?
Johnny Fairplay and "Truck" Joel! The two sat front row for the show and had a "confrontation" with some of the wrestlers. Word is that Joel's been training with some of the guys to become a wrestler for the company and Fairplay will serve as his manager.

That all sounds more interesting to me than an episode of this season's Survivor. Yawn!

Let's hope Jonathan can at least lose his leg next week to keep things from being an absolute snorefest.

Notes I wrote down while watching Survivor last night.

These are my Survivor Quick Thoughts:

*No Fairplay or Yao Man left? (snooze)
*Jonathan- you sit like a girl.
*Kathy- you're pretty hot for a giant bird.
*9 people, one eel. Chow down!!
*Chet must have some serious prune hands from all that time in the water.
*Eliza sucks.
*At least Ozzie & James will tell you "you suck" to your face.
*Chickens??? Way to rip off "Kid Nation," Survivor!
*Underwater boob slip! Sweet.
*Ozzie is a machine.
*"Triumphant. Could that be a word?" You're brilliant James. It is a word.
*Ozzie has the Idol!
*Get rid of Eliza or Chet!
*Favorites SMOKED them TWICE!
*Damn- Eliza's safe.
*Fans are bo-ring!
*If the fans vote out Mikey, they'll be boringer than paste!
*Eric- Farah Fawcett called. She wants her hair back.
*That's it! They're boringer than paste!
*Not a big fan of this season at all! But I'll keep watching because I have to. And I got busted for not watching!
*Next week someone might lose a leg??? That's exactly what this show needs!!!