Martha Stewart is a bitch

Back when she was in jail, Martha Stewart was receiving a bunch of death threats from fellow jailmates and actually feared for her life. Luckily for her, an inmate protected her against some vengeful lesbians (I sh*t you not, that's exactly what the article I read called them...vengeful lesbians). But now that the inmate is reaching out while battling cancer, Martha has totally turned her back on her and won't even acknowledge her.

Karma's a bitch, Martha. Just remember that.

Martha Stewart still talks to her cellmates

Martha Stewart still talks to the women she became friends with while she was locked up. She says "there are some very interesting women there of great value to society," which is why she keeps in touch with them.

I think the ladies behind bars there can expect a cake baked by Martha...with tools to break out inside.