Taylor Swift has a bun in the oven?!?!...and MORE!!!

Tina Fey retires Sarah Palin. (smack)

FOX news broadcaster accuses Obama supporters of smoking up?! (candy)

I am now a fan of the Scales of Justice. (ayyyy)

Proposition 8 passes -- gay marriage is once again banned in California. (POTP)

Now this is the most insane rumor I've ever heard -- Taylor Swift is pregnant?! (gabby)

Nikki Blonsky goes from being ugly in airports to Ugly Betty. (bitten)

WWE Smackdown superstar quits!!! (wrestling)

Lucky Break

Nobody is a fan of Hurricane Ike...except for America's Next Top Model finalist, Bianca Golden. She was due in court today in the Turks for that assaulting mishap with Hairspray's Nikki Blonsky but their government is too involved in dealing with the Hurricane relief that they want to just drop the case. 0o0o0o she's lucky....

Rachael Ray wants to tell the world about her sex life, and MORE!!!

Celebrity Smackdown! Hairspray star and America's Next Top Model contestant throw fist-a-cuffs at an airport! (smack)

Rachael Ray attempting to write a "tell-all" book about her past drug use and bizarre sex life with her husband. Excuse me while I vomit. (candy)

Leona Lewis's nose looks like the bar of gold she's holding. Sadness. (ayyyy)

The Teen Choice Awards air in about an hour. See what the celebs are wearing before you see on TV! (POTP)

Oh snap! Lance Armstrong said he dumped Kate Hudson because she's "too needy" (gabby)

More Kate Hudson! She steps out with her son, and looks like she's wearing a curtain. (bitten)

Mick Foley leaving WWE?! (wrestling)