Mischa Barton gaining weight...and MORE!!

Mischa Barton back at work already and...fat? (amygrindhouse)

Kat Von D goes blonde! (smack)

Tara Reid finally gets a job! (bedhead)

Ashley Greene dating Chace Crawford! (POTP)

Hillary Clinton snaps! (gabby)

PETA wants Lady Gaga naked! (bitten)

Next week's RAW guest host! (wrestling)

Chace Crawford moves out of apartment with Ed Westwick

Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick have been sharing a pretty sweet pad in the Chelsea neighborhood of New York City ever since they were both cast in Gossip Girl, but a few days ago, Chace moved out and got his own place in the Financial District in NYC. They're still cool with each other as far as I know, but the whole reason Chace moved out was because Ed is a total slob and he just couldn't deal with the mess anymore.

Ed is totally gonna be the fat f*ck of an old guy that sits there on his recliner wearing a stained white tanktop with a dirty ass face and empty cans of beer all around him. While he scratches himself. Endlessly.

Samantha Ronson tells Lindsay Lohan NO FRIENDSHIP FOR YOU...and MORE!

PLEASE VOTE FOR US IN THE BLOGGER'S CHOICE AWARDS! IF YOU DON'T, HILLARY CLINTON WILL BREAK YOUR ELBOW!

Eva Mendes looks RIDICULOUSLY HOT in her new Calvin Klein ads. (amygrindhouse)

We know Heidi Montag is doing Playboy, but Spencer Pratt is doing Playgirl? F*CK THEM BOTH!! (examiner)

Samantha Ronson gives Lindsay Lohan the boot for good! (smack)

Scarlett Johansson is straight up shrinking. (bedhead)

Ashley Olsen actually looks...not alienish. (ayyyy)

Justin Timberlake cheats on Jessica Biel?! (POTP)

Chace Crawford is People's hottest bachelor. (gabby)

President Obama kills a fly. Why is this f*cking news? (bitten)

Jeremy Borash leaving TNA? (wrestling)

Knock out Jonny Fairplay on National TV...and MORE!!!

Watch out the next time you eat Cheetos. You might bite Jesus' head off. (VBT)

Sherlock Holmes trailer is out!! (AmyGrindhouse)

YOU could knock out Jonny Fairplay! (smack)

New Willem Dafoe movie is probably gonna bomb because the director is a d*ck. (bedhead)

Paris Hilton debates on whether or not to show you her mommy spot. (ayyyy)

Check out Adam Lambert's boyfriend Drake. (POTP)

CONFIRMED! Chace Crawford starring in new Footloose movie. (gabby)

Britney Spears gets sued. (bitten)

Kurt Angle to compete on Dancing with the Stars?! (wrestling)

Chace Crawford doesn't like dirty talk

Next time you seen Chace Crawford in a restaurant, don't send dirty messages to him on a napkin. That happened to him the other night while he was out to eat with his very conservative family. Two girls wrote him a really dirty message on a napkin, and it rattled him so much that he's actually rethinking his perception of women.

What a f*cking prude.

Lindsay Lohan going back to the other team?

Lindsay Lohan is said to be VERY interested in Chace Crawford. She apparently texts him all the time to meet up whenever she's in New York, and she waited for him for a while to arrive at Harvey Weinstein's Oscar party. And you gotta think, with the info that over Valentine's Day a couple of weeks ago, she got in a huge fight with Samantha Ronson and went to Chace's apartment -- I'm sure it's safe to say he's conquered that territory.

Sam, go out and get yourself a hot looking girl. You've earned it.

"Gossip Girl" co-stars dating?

It's looking like there could be some romance taking over the set of Gossip Girl. Chace Crawford was seen kissing his co-star Taylor Momsen at their holiday party the other night. Chace's rep denied they're together, but I think all the action has done the talking.

Then again, you could always blame the mistletoe.

Older women may now watch Gossip Girl

It's possible that Chace Crawford may have single-handedly boosted Gossip Girl's ratings. During an interview about relationships, Chace said that although he's never actually dated an older woman, he said he definitely wouldn't rule it out and he could see himself in a relationship with someone over 30.

That fella loves him a MILF!!

Chace Crawford on the cover of VMAN

He looks so weird. That looks nothing like him.

Harry Potter likes "magic sticks"...and MORE!!!

Heather Locklear set up?! (smack)

Chace Crawford has "gayface." ...Hey, I didn't say it. (candy)

Shanae Grimes eats! Really! (POTP)

Daniel Radcliffe likes boys. No, seriously. (gabby)

Vanessa Hudgens channels her inner Renee Zellweger, while Corbin Blue channels WWE superstar Carlito. (bitten)

Heath Ledger death drama...8 months later!! (yuddy)

HBK heading to Smackdown?! (wrestling)

Chace Crawford moves on... quickly.

"Gossip Girl" guy Chace Crawford dumped his ex, Carrie Underwood, via text message. And now, according to Page 6, he's already moved on and is getting it on with the show's new star, Michelle Trachtenberg.

The two were reportedly "all over each other" Saturday night at Upstairs in SoHo.

Um... is it a surprise??? I think if you a break up with a girl in a text message, it was over long ago. Plus Carrie Underwood is as smart as a box of Q-Tips.

Make that "a very attractive box of Q-Tips."