Celebrity Dirt and Diddy saving the world together!!

THANKFULLY after all the postings I've gone back and forth with the Tila hacker, Diddy was awake and ended up making a post about the whole situation, saying he's pretty sure it's a hacker or prank but to spread the word to make sure Tila is okay. Diddy, I'll never make fun of you or your Tweets again. Celebrity Dirt is officially (and respectfully) LOCKED IN with Diddy on the ptwitty nation!

Cassie isn't as hot as this pic anymore...and MORE!!!

Legendary voice of the Philadelphia Phillies dies. (videoblogging)

Why Simon Cowell is always angry. (smack)

World, get ready for Scientologist Suri. (bedhead)

Diddy's girlfriend Cassie is f*cking mental. (POTP)

Phil Spector found guilty of murder, and looking like he hasn't showered in 3 years. (gabby)

Gwyneth Paltrow has rats. Where's Madonna to help you now, sucka? (bitten)

The Rock takes another shot at John Cena! (wrestling)

Celebrity Dirt's is LOCKED IN with Diddy

If I get shot, you know Diddy did it.

Diddy is the most annoying person on Twitter

I thought about saying f*ck him and hitting the "unfollow" button, but then I wouldn't have gems like this to post. But seriously, "lock it in" is all Diddy ever says. I think if I ever see Diddy, I'm gonna give him a swift kick to the junk and just scream LOCK IT IN!!!

P.S. Those of you on Twitter (and even those who aren't, because I'll probably post it on here anyway), get ready for the Celebrity Dirt Twitter page to make fun of Diddy before the day is over.

Andy Dick dodges the slammer...and MORE!!!

Voting for Idol may be x-rated, but taking celebrity polls isn't! (celeb news)

It's so lovely to see Britney in a bikini again. (smack)

Rachel Bilson could make a sexy lamp shade. (candy)

Paris practices her oral skills in public. On herself. (ayyyy)

Diddy tells Ellen why he let Chris Brown and Rihanna reunite at his house. (POTP)

Jennifer Aniston officially hates relationships. (gabby)

TMZ saves Andy Dick from jail! (bitten)

Danny Bonaduce wrestling for TNA?! (wrestling)

BONUS LINK: Britney tells everyone that her box is hanging out!! (smack)

Eddie Murphy is a deadbeat mother trucker...and MORE!!!

Your Mom loves taking polls. (celeb news)

Christian Bale is a seriously a total douchebag. (smack)

Britney's cancelling her World Tour because of K-Fed?! (candy)

Nicole Richie not eating again? (ayyyy)

It'd do the world good if Eddie Murphy got hit by a bus. (POTP)

I want to like Diddy after seeing Notorious this past weekend, but he's a huge Diva. (gabby)

Don't expect a new Girls Gone Wild tape anytime soon...Joe Francis is in jail again. (bitten)

Kelly Kelly getting nekkid?!?! (wrestling)

J-Lo going back to Diddy?

Oh boy...this could open up a can of worms. With rumors that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are on their way to splitting up, it's probably not going to help anything that she's been rumored to be running into Diddy's arms after fighting with Marc. And if that's not enough, J-Lo and Marc's fights are starting to get more physical, with a ton of pushing and shoving becoming an everyday occurrence.

Sounds like a classy guy, pushing around the mother of his children.

You can smell like Diddy's breath

This brings a whole new meaning to the term "conceited." During an interview about his new fragrance called I Am King, Diddy shared where he got the idea for the scent.

I was smelling my breath one day and I was like, 'This would make a great fragrance.

I think I'll come out with a fragrance called I Just Kicked Diddy's Ass, and it'll smell like my shoe up Diddy's ass.

Diddy comments on Biggie flick

Diddy got a sneak peek of the movie Notorious about his best friend Christopher "Notorious B.I.G." Wallace, which hits theaters on January 13th, and was blown away by it. No critics have released their reviews yet, but Diddy beat them all to the punch.

Truth be told, I was blown away by the movie. I was entertained by the movie. The movie is what was happening. Can't no critics speak on it. I'm telling you, that's my life right there. That's what it was. That's what was happening. At the end of the movie, it messed me up. I was messed up for two weeks. It made you miss him in the right way. It made you count your blessings. It's definitely a tear-jerker. It's definitely a movie you're gonna be dancing in, crying in, you're gonna love it. You're gonna wanna see it again.

I used to be a huge Biggie fan, and now I'm pretty jacked up to see this flick.

Katie Holmes feels the need to extend the length of her already insanely long legs...and MORE!!

Britney's back and rocking the cover of Glamour! (smack)

The name is Diddy, James Bond Diddy. (candy)

Geri Halliwell shows her ass to benefit children. (ayyyy)

Here's what happens when Lindsay Lohan is unemployed. (POTP)

Katie Holmes + her long legs + her hooker heels = Amazon (gabby)

Caught on tape!! Amy Winehouse's husband confesses to getting her hooked on drugs! (bitten)

Winona Ryder steals jewelry?! (yuddy)

Former WWE superstar knocks out Robert Downey Jr.!! (wrestling)

Diddy grabs guest spot on CSI: Miami

Diddy will have a two-episode guest spot on CSI: Miami at the beginning of next year and will play a federal prosecutor who conflicts with the lead character on the show, Horatio Crane (played by David Caruso.)

Well, if I actually did watch CSI: Miami, I wouldn't now. Diddy = Douchebag

Picture of the Day

Had to post this..haha Diddy is always talking.. he should work on his walking..

The Olsens are twin bitches...and MORE!!!

Diddy doesn't own a private jet! Just a wing. Seriously. (smack)

The new Seinfeld/Windows Vista commercial sucks. (candy)

Mena Suvari went from hot to ugly to hot again. (ayyyy)

The universe isn't as f*cked as we thought! Tara Reid is NOT engaged! (POTP)

Barack Obama appearing on SNL this week! (gabby)

Being neighbors with the Olsen twins is the opposite of what is good. (bitten)

Jim Ross worried about Ric Flair!! (wrestling)

Diddy flying commercial!

You know times are tough when you turn to the seat next to you on a Southwest Airlines flight and see Diddy sipping on Diet Coke. Apparently, the rap superstar has been travelling on commercial flights because of rising gas prices keeping his private jet grounded.

Cop pulls a gun on Diddy's boys

While Diddy was travelling in a seven-car convoy over the weekend (one car for himself, the other 6 were for his ego), one of the cars was pulled over for having expired tags. Apparently during the stop, the officer noticed a few men walking toward the car, and immediately drew his gun on them.

Yeah, because that's not stereotyping or anything.

The situation cooled down and the officer sent Diddy and his gang on their way without...ahem...busting a cap.

New York Shows Diddy Who's Boss

According to the Nielsen ratings, his new VH1 show, I Want To Work For Diddy, averaged just 1.4 million viewers this week, its debut. While "New York Goes To Hollywood" brought in over 1.7 million views on VH1!!!! Hahaha Love it... he treats those people like crap.. he needs to be knocked down a few pegs.... I think NY did just that... ;)

Diddy engaged to Cassie?

Rumors were buzzing big time that Diddy and his 21-year-old girlfriend Cassie (who is a singer for his Bad Boy label) recently became engaged. Fear not, ladies and gents, Diddy and Cassie are still just dating.

But Diddy still cuts Cassie's meat for her like a good Daddy...umm, I mean boyfriend.

Diddy files a lawsuit against a website

The man with 10,000 names, Sean "Diddy" Combs, is a multi-millionaire without a financial worry in the world. Yet he still feels the need to pick on the poor man.

Diddy unleashed his high-time lawyers on the owners of Cuff-Daddy.com, a little rinky-dink website that sells cuff links. He's suing the owners for using a name that's uber close to his.

What an attention whore. It's not the website's fault that he changes his name every 3 months. And he hasn't even been "Puff Daddy" in about 10 years!!