Demi Moore says she's 100% real...and MORE!!

Demi Moore has never had plastic surgery. Yeah, right. (amygrindhouse)

Watch DJ AM and Travis Barker rip it up. (smack)

Kelly Brook in lingerie. 'Nuff said. (bedhead)

Audrina Patridge quits The Hills. (POTP)

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo back together? (gabby)

Kara DioGuardi records studio version of her own song. (bitten)

Jeff Hardy headed to TNA?? (wrestling)

Nick Lachey talks Jessica Simpson

Ever since word of Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo's split hit the Internet (just a couple weeks after Nick Lachey split with Vanessa Minnillo), everyone has been thinking one thing -- are we going to see a Newlyweds reunion? Nick says it'd make for a good story, but don't hold your breath.

I certainly have heard about her breakup and I wish her the best, as I've always done. Aside from that, there really is nothing to say. I haven't talked to her in probably two years. I wish her happiness. That's where it pretty much ends. I think it's fun storytelling, but there's very little truth to any of it.

Everyone's been making jokes about Nick and Tony hooking up, but they're totally forgetting about the wild card relationship that is probably the most possible out of the three options...


Yes, please.

New Celebrity Dirt -- K-Fed is fat, Nick & Vanessa, Jon & Kate, and a cancelled wedding...

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo split

After denying breakup rumors for what seemed like months, Vanessa Minnillo's rep has released an official statement that her and Nick Lachey have split up. The rep said that the split was amicable and they "remain good friends who still greatly care for one another."

Bullsh*t, they hate each other and we all know it. If they still greatly cared for each other and were good friends, they'd still be together. That excuse only works if you try dating your best friend and realize after the first kiss or whatever that it's like kissing your sister, brother, or Aunt Tilda.

Jessica Simpson covers Vanity Fair

Jessica Simpson is rocking the cover of Vanity Fair in the June issue, and has a little photo shoot in it to boot. After getting a ton of shizz for her horrible Grandma jeans a couple of months ago which obviously made everyone think she was fat, she's showing off her still sexy figure and talking about her ex-hubby, her relationship with Papa Joe, and more.

On Media Criticism: "That's just something I have had to train myself--literally train myself--to ignore... I mean, the way people make it sound, I should have never been singing in the first place... It comes with what I do, and I know that every day the media's going to challenge me, is going to want to bring me down. But I feel like I'm at such a place that I own myself, and it's authentic. I own that authentic part of myself, and none of those words are harsh enough to make me believe them... I can't imagine saying some of the things people have said about me about anybody else."

On Reportedly Being a Jinx to Tony Romo and the Cowboys: "That's how the story goes. Can't help it. But we don't let it affect our relationship. If we did, we wouldn't be together, because it happened at the very beginning. Dating the Cowboys quarterback comes with hype, the fans, the bloggers, but I've never dated a guy that was more simple. I'm always there for him after a game, and he knows he has me to come home to."

On Being Compared to Britney and Christina: "My album was different. I released a ballad first. I wasn't dancing and doing that whole thing. I wanted to set myself apart. But I was always third runner-up."

On Ex-Husband Nick Lachey: "I have not spoken to him in years. [As for the show,] in all honesty, I believe it did not affect our marriage. Because we enjoyed watching those episodes, and that will always be a time I cherish. It made me understand what marriage is, what love is, what commitment is."

On Her Dad and Their Relationship: "I can talk to my dad like he's my manager, and put 'Dad' on the back burner. We've been doing it since I was 13. So, at this point, we're in a good rhythm. A lot of people find it strange, but it's the only way I know. And I don't care to know another way, because it suits me. And we've done a pretty dang good job."

On Faith: "I'm spiritual. I live off the faith that has been instilled in me, that has never left. I've never let a stumbling block actually make me fall.... We all go through trials, but not one thing has ever made me question God. I have a great relationship with God. I can talk to him, get mad at him, frustrated with him. But, ultimately, my faith is what defines me."

Vanessa Minnillo say she's not cheating on Nick Lachey

For months now, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have been on the rocks, fighting about as much as Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson did before they broke up. There's rumors being thrown around now that Vanessa is cheating on Nick with her old Disaster Movie co-star Matt Lanter. They've been seen together a lot lately, but both of them insist that they're just friends.

I was going to say that I actually believe Vanessa because as dumb as celebrities can be, they don't normally flaunt their cheating ways out in public, but then I thought of Balthazar Getty being naked on a boat with Sienna Miller, and then thought of LeAnn Rimes making out with Eddie Cibrian at a restaurant. So, I really don't know what to believe, but you can bet this isn't going to help Nick and Vanessa's relationship at all!

Nick Lachey speaks out on Jessica Simpson's weight...and MORE!!!

Taking polls is as good as the Cardinals winning the Super Bowl would've been. (celeb news)

This is a pretty sweet Angelina Jolie impression. (smack)

Nick Lachey defends Jessica Simpson's weight! Well..kinda... (candy)

You can probably see Lil Mama from space. (ayyyy)

Rebecca Romijn looks SMOKIN' after popping out her twins. (POTP)

The Boss KILLED IT during the Super Bowl halftime show! (gabby)

Kurt Warner is the man, and his wife is hot. (bitten)

Everyone in WWE hates Hardcore Holly. (wrestling)

Nick and Vanessa on the rocks?!

Nick Lachey and his boo Vanessa Minnillo are said to be on very shaky ground and could be on the verge of splitting up. They were out at the Cheesecake Factory together the other night and instead of having a nice dinner, looked like they were trying to figure out if they could stab the other with the butter knife and get away with it.

It just goes to show that once you get naked and get it on in a hot tub, it's all downhill from there.

Eye Candy of the Day... 2 For 1

I figured I'd kill two birds with 1 stone and give you a nice pool shot of Vanessa and Nick.. I didn't really notice her so I don't know if she's good enough for the guys in this shot but Nick's body is looking fierrrrrrrrrrrce for us ladies!! owww

Check out my sweet new Clay Aiken tattoo! (and more)

Smoofy the dog comments on Mischa Barton's latest hairstyle:


Somebody actually has a Clay Aiken's Face tattoo on their body! LOOK! (candy)

What do the women of The View think of the racy Vanity Fair Miley Cyrus photos??? Good question. Now watch. (smack)

Pete Wentz publicly thanks Ashlee Simpson's vagina. (POTP)

Latest fashion trend: BUGS! (with photos) (ayyyy)

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden: In trouble with the law! (gabby)

Megan Fox is pretty hot. (fatback)

Nick Lachey is back! (bitten)

Balls Mahoney fired by WWE! (wrestling)

Vanessa and Nick A-OK?

Almost as quick as the rumors went around the Vanessa Minnilo and Nick Lachey were splitting up, new rumors have surfaced that they're doing just fine.

As early as a couple days ago, Miss Manda posted this story about the breakup, saying Vanessa was supposedly bringing up the topic of marriage way too much.

But new reports are saying that the former Mr. Jessica Simpson and the ex-TRL host are doing just fine, and the breakup actually happened two weeks ago, but they repaired their relationship just a few days later.

Sorry ladies, looks like you're gonna have to keep those fingers crossed a bit longer for a shot at snuggling up at the beach on a 98 degree day with Nick (see what I did there?)