Brody Jenner is a tool

You look like a douchebag, Brody. I'd rather see your Mom.


Thank you. That's better.

Old ladies in bikinis

This didn't turn me on or anything, I just find it funny that old ladies in bikinis look better than some people my age. On the left is 62-year-old Helen Mirren, and on the right is 58-year-old Linda Thompson (Brody Jenner's mom).

Brody Jenner's mom is a total MILF

That's Brody Jenner's mom. In a bikini. In Hawaii. And she's 58.

Anything else I say will just be filthy, so I'll end here.