Jon Gosselin chills with Michael Lohan

Out of the files of "Where the f*ck did this come from?" -- Jon Gosselin was seen hanging out in the Hamptons with Michael Lohan. On top of that, Jon arrived in the Hamptons with a girl NOT named Hailey Glassman...but a girl named Kate! But not Kate Gosselin -- Star magazine writer Kate Major! They were seen grabbing a bite to eat in NYC over the weekend, too, and there's conflicting reports about them. Some sources are saying that they're dating, even quoting Kate #2 with saying, "He dumped Hailey for me!" - but others are saying it's just a business relationship.

We'll see what happens, but how awesome would it be if Jon and Kate Major actually hooked up. Hello, Jon Plus 8 with a New Kate!

Tila Tequila knocked up?!?!...and MORE!!

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Lady Gaga's face on Rolling Stone cover could cause shrinkage in men everywhere. (amygrindhouse)

I hate when the crotch of my jeans rips. Now check out these Tips! (VBT)

Tila Tequila has a bun in the oven?! (examiner)

Haylie Duff gets plastic surgery and FINALLY fixes that hideous nose. (smack)

Weezer marketing Snuggies. WTF? (bedhead)

Sharon Stone looks like she belongs in a dumpster. (ayyyy)

Michael Lohan pulls a nutty and threatens to kill his girlfriend and himself. And we thought Lindsay was the mental one. (POTP)

Jennie Garth has heart problems. (gabby)

Digging deeper into the Jon and Kate Gosselin drama. (bitten)

Pics of Victoria's TNA debut that will air TONIGHT on imPACT!! (wrestling)

Jon and Kate Plus 8 KILLS in the ratings...and MORE!!!

I wish I was eating some Cape Cod Chips while checking out these Tips! (VBT)

Check out some celebrity relationships put through the ringer! (examiner)

Brooke Hogan's cover art for her new album looks like a pile of colorful buffalo sh*t. (amygrindhouse)

Attention-Whore-Punch-Out! Jonny Fairplay and Michael Lohan will box it out! (smack)

Survey says? Christian Bale's Terminator Salvation sucks. (bedhead)

Katie Holmes for First Lady. (ayyyy)

Jon and Kate Plus 8 season premiere becomes the most watched TLC episode ever. Which just goes to show America loves watching other peoples' misery. (POTP)

Holy bouncing boobies, Batman! Hugh Hefner is selling Playboy! (gabby)

Demi Moore is really 8-years-old. (bitten)

Mr. Kennedy injures himself in his first match back from injury. (wrestling)

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Lindsay Lohan gets even skinnier

I really feel bad for Lindsay Lohan. The fact that she's about as thin as a f*cking beanpole is just a cry for help, yet the only response she's getting is from gossip sites like us ripping her apart for looking like she could snap in half if someone smacked her on the ass. Maybe if her father wasn't an attention whore and her mother wasn't just a straight up whore, she'd be a little more mentally and physically healthy.

Really, someone get this girl some help. Because she's not a healthy weight right now, and this is definitely NOT sexy.

No babies for Katy Perry...and MORE!!!

NBA star Zach Randolph nailed for DUI. (videoblogging)

Eminem makes fun of Kim Kardashian in his latest video, and she likes it! (smack)

Octomom is getting a reality show. F*ck our lives. (bedhead)

A-List awards = Toga party! (ayyyy)

Katy Perry loves the No Baby Candy. (POTP)

Amy Winehouse shows St. Lucia her ta-ta's. (gabby)

Michael Lohan clears his schedule for his broken-hearted daughter. (bitten)

Todd Grisham replaces Tazz on the Smackdown! announce team? (wrestling)

I was too tired to post a lot today, but look! I met John Cena...and MORE!!!

Boobs are great. Celeb Polls are greater. (celeb news)

Paris has a new flavor of the week. (smack)

Kanye is dating Mr. Clean. (candy)

Michael Lohan is Lily Allen's father. At least, he thinks so. (POTP)

Jennifer Aniston = Bond Girl?! (gabby)

Jennifer Aniston is also the hottest cover girl ever. (bitten)

DX vs Legacy?! (wrestling)

Katy Perry trashes her ex...and MORE!!!

Taking polls about celebrities should be as natural as buttering your toast. (celeb news)

R.I.P. Michael Lohan. Wait, he didn't die? Just his blog? Damn. (smack)

Hilary Duff's in a feud with a grandma!! (candy)

Ashton's thoughts on Michael Phelps' bong hit. (POTP)

I'll drink Katy Perry's milk any day. (gabby)

Sam Lufti sues Britney Spears for...battery? Yes, because Britney beats bitches up all the time. (bitten)

Jim Ross hints that Ric Flair will wrestle at Wrestlemania 25?! (wrestling)

Lindsay Lohan sticks up over her father?!

I swear that the Holidays make celebs do the opposite of what they've talked about for a while. Alongside Hayden Panettiere pulling a total 180 and wanting to live with her boyfriend now, Lindsay Lohan is actually sticking up for her father Michael! She said he's not that bad of a guy, he just makes really bad decisions.

This being said from a girl who's down blow more time than Paris Hilton has blown...

Victoria Beckham actually turns into an animal at night...and MORE!!!

Heidi Montag loves holding her huge melons. (smack)

Jennifer Aniston's return to the small screen! (candy)

Victoria Beckham looks like a hairy abominal snowman. (ayyyy)

Shannen Doherty is the most respectful bitch ever. (POTP)

Jennifer Hudson performs the most heartfelt rendition of the National Anthem by a homeless looking person ever at the DNC! (gabby)

Lindsay Lohan's grandfather dies, and you KNOW that her attention whore father has to release a statement about it. (bitten)

Kevin Nash heading back to WWE?! (wrestling)

OJ Simpson gets knocked on his ass...and MORE!!!

OJ gets KO'ed by his daughter! (smack)

LiLo and SamRo attack MiLo on their Myspaces. (candy)

It looks like the bottom of Eva Mendes' dress took Viagra. (ayyyy)

Who cheats on George Clooney?! This broad! (POTP)

Ruben Studdard owes Texas $200,000 in taxes. Damn that Mickey D's Dollar Menu! (gabby)

Kim Kardashian gets tatted up for her dad. (bitten)

Mick Foley officially signs with TNA! (wrestling)

LiLo getting sick of her dad

Lindsay Lohan is speaking out against her father's comments about...well, pretty much everything. Michael Lohan has run his mouth about Lindsay's mother Dina, her sister Ali, and her friend/girlfriend Samantha Ronson, and LiLo is sick of it.

He's out of control. I want him to stop hurting and talking to the media about the people I love.

Kick him in the nuts, Lindsay!

Solange goes all Omarosa on a news anchor...and MORE!!!

Ron Jeremy interviewed by Time. No word on whether he finished prematurely or not. (smack)

Solange Knowles is a bitter biatch. (candy)

Kirsten Dunst and Mary-Kate Olsen...both dress like crap, and both look like they're taking a crap. (ayyyy)

Matthew McConaughey's dad dies the best way humanly possible. (POTP)

Jordin Sparks wants her some Simon. As in Cowell. As in wants him in naughty ways. (gabby)

Michael Lohan, lesbian hater? (bitten)

MISTERRRRRRR KENNNNEDDDYYYYY out for 4-6 months...KENNEDYYYYY. (wrestling)

Michael Lohan wants to fight K-Fed

Michael Lohan told OK! Magazine that he wants to step in the ring with Kevin Federline and have a boxing match for charity. He says that both are notorious celebrity dads and "everyone wants me to fight K-Fed."

I think the former Mr. Britney Spears actually has something to say about this.

Another celebrity having twins...and MORE!!!

Lisa Marie Presley is the next celebrity to be knocked up with twins. Somewhere, a drug dealer is crying. (smack)

Daddy Lohan doesn't approve of his daughter's lesbian wedding. (candy)

When Paris wears it on her shirt, she means it! (ayyyy)

Rihanna pops something on Chris Brown, and it's not what you pervs think! (POTP)

She may suck at hosting awards shows, but Miley is tops in something! (gabby)

Blake Lively is making the rounds to promote her new movie...and her 9-ft long legs! (bitten)

Ric Flair gone from WWE?! (wrestling)