Lil' Wayne is still alive...and MORE!!!

Lil' Wayne may be a total douchebag, but he's not dead. (smack)

Joaquin Phoenix is a straight up dumbass. (candy)

If Mariah Carey ever had to save me from a fire, I'd rather burn to death. (ayyyy)

Karma is a bitch -- Simon Cowell's girlfriend dumps him! (POTP)

Sarah Palin may be more dumb than Joaquin Phoenix. (gabby)

Def Jam Executive VP kills himself. (bitten)

David Schwimmer shoots down Friends movie rumors, and kinda sounds like a douchebag in the process. (yuddy)

John Cena responds to HHH's comments about the WWE being all he has! (wrestling)

Lisa Kudrow says no "Friends" movie

Lisa Kudrow was on Ellen this morning and the subject of a Friends movie came up. Lisa, who played Phoebe on the show, pretty much outright said that there's no plans for a Friends flick.

I just don't see it happening. I don't think it's in the works.

The way she answered and the tone of her voice, it seems like she wants a movie but someone is holding out. I think a Friends movie would totally reek of awesomeness, so whoever is holding out, GET YOUR ASS IN THE GAME!! Please. :)

"Friends" hitting the big screen

Call this episode The One that Hits the Big Screen, because all six Friends are back for a reunion movie! After seeing the success of the Sex and the City movie, and hearing about the 90210 cast hooking back up for a film, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox-Arquette, Jennifer Aniston, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, and Lisa Kudrow are hitting the silver screen in hopes they have much of the same success.

There was talk about a Friends reunion movie after the series ended in 2004, but Jennifer Aniston was the only cast member not for the idea, so the plans were put on hold. But now she's all in, and it won't be long before we see Phoebe, Rachel, Ross, Joey, Chandler, and Monica huddled up in Central Perk once again. An insider says:

What's held back a Friends movie so far is that people were worried that Jennifer had simply become too famous to play Rachel again. But the truth is that Jennifer is finally willing to do it, and she'd love to work with that whole team of actors and producers again.

This could be a really good thing, or it could totally bomb. Friends always held everyone's attention before, but there's a huge difference between a 30-minute episode and a 2-hour episode. What do you think...can they pull it off?