Shia sexes fans...and MORE!!

Smell like Angelina Jolie! (amygrindhouse)

Kristen Stewart lesbian love scene! (celezbrity)

What connects Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley? (examiner)

Shia LaBeouf f*cks his fans. (smack)

Lady Gaga pretty much gets ass raped by her own clothes. (bedhead)

Smell like 50 Cent. You mean I can't even smell like an entire dollar? (ayyyy)

Elizabeth Taylor breaks her silence about Michael Jackson's death. (POTP)

Michael Jackson 911 call released. (gabby)

What's going to happen to Michael Jackson's kids? (bitten)

WWE/TNA wrestlers comment on Michael Jackson's death. (wrestling)

Shia LaBeouf talks growing up poor, losing the love of his life

Shia LaBeouf covers the July issue of Parade magazine and opens up about growing up poor, his parents' divorce, and losing the love of his life.

On his breakup with China Brezner: "Why did the love of my life and I break up? Man, I have no idea. Maybe it was career pressure. Maybe I chose work. Every man has those feelings of escape and survival. I know you shouldn't be that way. I'm trying to understand it and find the answers. I don't have them now. Like other 23-year-old guys, I'm normal and I'm fallible."

On growing up in a family of starving artists: "My dad and my mom were both artists who never found an audience for their artwork. And so I lived in poverty. Now that I'm not poor, I know that is what it was. Like Hemingway said, you can't write anything if you've never been shot at or been gorged by a bull, you know? So I look back at that stuff and I'm grateful. It's like scars. You become proud of them."

On why his parents went their separate ways: "Finance drove my family apart because they were co-owners in a fashion company that fell apart. And my mother blamed my dad for it, you know, blamed him for wrecking it all. My mom and my dad, and vice-versa -- it's back and forth. It may not be the sole reason for the split, but it is the superficial reason. It's the surface reason that you can point at and go, 'That's the reason.'"

Shia LaBeouf talks about injuries on and off the Transformers 2 set

Obviously, all of your Shia-maniacs know all about the rollover crash that Shia LeBeouf was in while coming home one night from hanging with some of his Transformers castmates. Shia hasn't talked too in-depth about it, but he sat down with Playboy to talk about the crash and how serious his injuries were.

My hand got jammed under the car, and a slice of the finger came off. So I just picked it up and showed it to the fireman... It was really insane-looking. The firemen were like, 'Get this dude to a hospital.' My middle finger is still crooked as a f*cking noodle, so they've gotta straighten it out and put a screw in it. I imagine [it will take] like two months and I'll be back on my feet, [and] I'll be able to make a fist again. There's a knuckle I'll never be able to move again.

That's not the only injury that Shia's had to deal with lately. After taking very little time off after the crash because he felt bad that the Transformers crew was "sitting on their asses doing nothing." He said filming and doing stunts with his injury was really tough, and there was an instance where he almost got seriously injured on-set.

It's hard to do anything. It's hard to button your pants or brush your teeth, let alone jump off a three-story building into a pad," LaBeouf says. "It's the hardest thing I've ever had to do in my life. Constantly having to take hits and fall and run through explosions and get hit and beat up all day. Aside from my hand, I also got 25 stitches making this movie, in various parts of my body -- stuff that had nothing to do with my hand. I basically stuck a f*cking sharp object through my eyelid. They stitched me up in a military hospital. The doctor looks at me and he holds his thumb and forefinger about an inch apart from one another. I said, 'What is that?' He said, 'Blindness.' This is the most insane sh*t I've ever been a part of.

Dude, if this movie isn't one of the crazy best movies ever, I'd be ripsh*t if I were Shia. Missing fingers, almost going blind -- Megan Fox should at least do him at the end of every shoot day, just for being such a trooper.

Shia LaBeouf used to have naked time with his Mom...and MORE!!!

Instead of eating those ribs last night that went right to my hips, I should've just been reading these Tips! (VBT)

Pink is officially bi!!! Not that we didn't already know, but it's still exciting news. To me, anyway. (amygrindhouse)

Lindsay Lohan introduces her face to the pavement. (smack)

Mickey Rourke having plastic surgery to reverse his plastic surgery. Wait, what? (bedhead)

Amanda Peet and some other chick say, "Hey, look at my bra!" (ayyyy)

Shia LaBeouf wants his mom. No, really. (POTP)

Brad Pitt is a Basterd!! Yes, the spelling mistake was intentional. (gabby)

Drunk fan bum rushes Britney on stage during her concert. (bitten)

WWE creating another TV show to air on Wednesdays?! (wrestling)

Jenna Jameson got her baby out of her box with 5 pushes...and MORE!!!

Lil' Kim almost shows her ta-tas to the world! (videoblogging)

Shia LaBeouf will never regain full use of his injured hand. (amygrindhouse)

Eminem is the XXL Punisher! (smack)

Trent Reznor's 4-hour stiffy. (agentbedhead)

If you want an easy birth, be a porn star. It worked for Jenna Jameson. (POTP)

Mel Gibson's rumored mistress denies affair! (gabby)

Hulk Hogan goes homicidal! (bitten)

Matt Hardy doing a horrible job as a heel? (wrestling)

Need a truck? Buy Shia LaBeouf's wrecked one!

Some dude bought Shia LaBeouf's wrecked truck from his rollover crash a few months ago that totally mangled his hand and fingers. The guy who bought the truck had no idea it was Shia's until the title and all that was handed over to him after the auction. Instead of fixing it up, he's decided to make a pretty penny on it and sell it on eBay. It went up for auction yesterday and no bids have been places. Opening bid is set at $7,000. Check out the posting here!

Selena Gomez is unhealthily obsessed with Shia

Selena Gomez has made her crush on Shia LaBeouf no secret at all, but I'm starting to think that it's become an obsession. She's been trying like crazy to get him on her show, The Wizards of Waverly Place, but no dice so far.

I'm like, begging ... Please, Shia, come on my show!

Shia, stay far, far away.

Shia not impressed with his Daytime Emmy?

Shia LaBeouf admitted that he uses his Daytime Emmy as a hat rack. He also said he hopes to win an Oscar to put right beside it.

He must need an underwear rack, too.

Shia's mom is an attention whore

Shia LaBeouf may not be a huge fan of the paparazzi, but his mom sure is. Shia says that his mom even stops to pose for pictures.

I've seen a video of her leaving the gym. No offense, Shia, but she's no Brody Jenner's mom.


Mmmmmmm.

Shia LaBeouf may lose license

Even though he won't be charged with a DUI for the crash he was in a few months back, Shia LaBeouf may still lose his license. Apparently in California, if you refuse to take a Breathalyzer test, you lose your license for up to 9 months.

So let me get this straight...you don't have evidence to say Shia was drunk, and he wasn't at fault for the accident since some dude ran a stop sign and smashed into him at 70mph, yet you're thinking about taking away his license? California = Douchebags.

Miley Cyrus losing her voice?!...and MORE!!!

Amy Winehouse borrows $50,000 worth of designer dresses, then pukes on them. (smack)

Rumer Willis makes me want to vote O-boob-a for President. (candy)

Kelly Rowland likes wearing garbage bags. (ayyyy)

Shia LaBeouf wiggles out of DUI charge. (POTP)

Miley Cyrus to be silenced forever?! (gabby)

Member of Survivor crew drowns in Brazil!! (bitten)

Kevin Nash HASN'T re-signed with TNA?! (wrestling)

Shia LeBeouf has a crush on an older woman

Shia LaBeouf has said that he has a crush on 62-year-old Good Morning America anchor Diane Sawyer.

Eh, she's actually pretty hot for 62.

Naked chicks, Transformers undies, and MORE!!

Anna Kournikova may suck at tennis (and Enrique Iglesias...hey-ohhh!), but she sure knows how to rock a bikini. (smack)

Ricky Martin is livin' la vida daddy. (candy)

I'd put $20 down saying Shia LaBeouf wears Transformers underwear. (ayyyy)

Anna Faris has a nude scene in The House Bunny. Life is good. (POTP)

Matt Damon becomes a daddy for the second time, and the baby name isn't too bad! (gabby)

Jessica Simpson gives fellas (and some ladies) even more reason to drink. (bitten)

Mike Adamle will start wrestling soon?! (wrestling)

Crash Course in Love?!?

Could Shia and Isabel Lucas be dating?!? Ever since their world famous car crash a few weeks ago, these two seem inseparable! Isabel was dating Adrian Grenier from Entourage but it has been confirmed by her rep that the two have split. I was wondering myself if they had due to the photos surfacing this past weekend of Adrian partying it up on the beach with a few ladies who weren't Isabel and pictures of Isabel with Shia (once again!) off set. Hmmmmmmmm, interesting!!!! I think they'd make a cute couple though I know a few thousand ladies who would hate me for saying so, including my twin sister... sorry, Merri!

Shia is GQ with no game

Shia LaBeouf may look like "the man" onscreen, but offscreen, he admits that he has no game. He said he's "not a closer" and rarely brings a girl home. Well, rolling your truck over a few times and having no game isn't exactly gonna get you down a girl's pants. Because girls love game. I learned that from the Nature Boy.

Shia LaBeouf lost his pinky?!

Rumors were swirling that Shia lost his pinky finger in the crash he had a couple of weeks ago and needed to get it amputated. FEAR NOT, teenie boppers. Shia's pinky is doing just fine and still attached to his crippled hand.

Shia LaBeouf heading to rehab?

Even though he wasn't at fault for the crash he was in a couple of weeks ago, Shia LaBeouf still has a DUI charge up against him. Rumor has it he may check into rehab to try and reduce the charges against him.

Smart kid. Although I don't think he has a problem, I think he was just being a normal 20-something-year-old kid that made a dumb mistake.

Speaking of Shia...

Rumor has it that the writers for Transformers 2 are going to work in a storyline about Shia's recent accident that resulted in him getting surgery on his hand.

The movie's director, Michael Bay, told Access Hollywood that they're trying to figure out a way to shoot around the injury because two of his fingers are still pretty mangled.

Now that's dedication.

Selena <3's Shia

Yup. Selena Gomez has a crush on Shia LaBeouf because "he's cute and a good actor." She also said that she's not dating Nick Jonas.

I don't have a boyfriend right now. I go on dates and have crushes and stuff, though.

Then why are you and Nick both wearing purity rings? (Which, by the way, I guarantee won't hold up.)

Update on Shia LaBeouf crash

So there's a couple of updates on the crash that Shia LaBeouf had early Sunday morning where his truck rolled over and he was arrested for a DUI. First off, his hand surgery went fine and he'll be back on the set of the new Transformers movie within a month. Now for the juicy stuff...

A witness to the crash said he overheard the person Shia had the accident with telling Shia to leave the scene. Shia said that it was his problem and he had to stay and deal with it. Before it seemed like the person was just trying to be nice to Shia and make sure he didn't get in trouble, but after some new news, it makes sense.

Apparently it wasn't Shia's fault, but the other person ran a red light and nailed Shia, who was with Isabel Lucas (who also stars in Transformers). My guess is he was hoping that Shia would leave, then he could tell the cops that it wasn't his fault and Shia left the scene, so he'd get uber screwed.