Vice President's daughter "powders her nose"...and MORE!!!

Joe Biden's daughter loves her some blow. (fried)

Nick Cannon proves he's Mariah's bitch. (smack)

Ashton Kutcher kisses Demi's ass. (agentbedhead)

Holy bad outfits at the Nick Kids' Choice Awards, Batman! (ayyyy)

Tila Tequila rips celebs apart on Twitter. LOVE IT. (POTP)

Josh Hartnett rushed to the hospital! (gabby)

The economic crisis hits Jennifer Garner in the panties! (bitten)

Shawn Michaels wants Bret Hart to induct him into the WWE Hall of Fame? (wrestling)

Candy Spelling isn't sweet to her daughter...and MORE!!!

Yummmm...I'm in the mood for some Deep Fried Whatever -- from that guy who brought you celebrity news polls!! (fried)

Tori Spelling's mom still hates her. (smack)

Madonna adopts another Malawi kid. (stork)

Kathy Griffin looks like an ugly ass cupcake. (ayyyy)

Britney's dad trying to shut down Britney's #1 fan site. (POTP)

Kids' Choice Awards results! NICKELODEON RULES!! (gabby)

Tim Allen is Daddy Toolman! (bitten)

Kevin Nash says Scott Hall isn't doing well. (wrestling)