Thursday, July 30, 2009

Miley Cyrus arrest


Some creepy ass mother f*cker ended up being arrested for getting wayyyyy too close to a Miley Cyrus movie set. And generally it's not bad to get near a movie set, but when you're a 53-year-old dude walking around saying how you and Miley are meant for each other, and the chick is only like 16, yeah...your ass is going to jail. The creep's name is Mark McLeod, and he was arrested outside of the set for The Last Song, after telling fans that he and Miley made eye contact and fell in love. He also told officers that "nobody will ever be able to keep us apart. We're like one. I'll f*cking be with Miley...we're supposed to be together."

Billy Ray should f*ck this dude up.

Mel Gibson attack


Mel Gibson may be in some deep sh*t if reports of him attacking a Life & Style photographer are true. Mel was out to eat with his girlfriend Oksana Gregorieva last night, when the photographer posed as a fan and tried getting a couple pics of Mel and his girl. Mel's security guard grabbed the cam and smashed it, but Mel went on the attack when a second photographer pretended to be a fan and grab pics. Mel went postal on him and ripped his shirt. No charges have been officially filed yet, but the dude with the ripped shirt apparently went straight to the police station after the incident.

He went to the cops because his shirt got ripped? Are you kidding me? F*cking p*ssy.

Rachelle Lefevre Bryce Dallas Howard Twilight


We got word a couple of days ago that Rachelle Lefevre will not be coming back as the villainous vampire Victoria in the 3rd installment of the Twilight saga, Eclipse. Rachelle was replaced with total cutie Bryce Dallas Howard, because of what Summit Entertainment (who is releasing all of the Twilight movies) called "scheduling conflicts." Rachelle being replaced was a huge shock to everyone -- but not as much as it was to her. Rachelle said yesterday that she was totally committed to Eclipse, and doesn't really know why she was replaced.

I turned down several other film opportunities and, in accordance with my contractual rights, accepted only roles that would involve very short shooting schedules. Although the production schedule for Eclipse is over three months long, Summit said they had a conflict during those 10 days and would not accommodate me. Given the length of filming for Eclipse, never did I fathom I would lose the role over a 10-day overlap.

Summit wasted no time in firing back at Rachelle's comments, offering their side of the story.

We at Summit Entertainment are disappointed by Rachelle Lefevre’s recent comments which attempt to make her career choices the fault of the studio. Her decision to discuss her version of the scheduling challenges publicly has forced the Studio to set the record straight and correct the facts. Contrary to Ms. Lefevre's statement, it is simply untrue that the studio dismissed her over a 10-day overlap. It is... instead about the fact that The Twilight Saga: Eclipse is an ensemble production that has to accommodate the schedules of numerous actors while respecting the established creative vision of the filmmaker and most importantly the story.

Sounds like a total mess, but bottom line is we totally have an upgrade for Victoria. Bryce is a f*cking KNOCKOUT, and looks a ton better than Rachelle. Tough break for Rachelle, but she should've been smarter.

Katherine Jackson receives custody of Jackson kids


We've just found out that Katherine Jackson has received full custody of all three of Michael Jackson's three children, Paris, Prince I and Prince II. The kids will stay with their grandmother full time, but Debbie Rowe, who is the biological mother of Paris and Prince I, will be able to have full visitation rights. The agreement hasn't officially been signed in court yet, but it's expected to be today.

Jude Law 4th child


Jude Law is going to be a father again for the fourth time. His rep released a statement saying that he just found out from a lady that he was dating last year that she's knocked up and the kid is his. He's not dating the chick anymore, but he said he intends to fully support the baby, who is due in the fall.

Uhh...congrats on the bastard child?

Dirty Thoughts with Brad Pitt


"I hope I don't get whiskey d*ck with this German bitch later on tonight."

Matt Hardy Jeff Hardy pic


For all you wrestling fans...check out this pic JUST POSTED by Matt Hardy on his Twitter page of he and his brother, the NEW World Heavyweight Champion Jeff Hardy!

Ali Larter wedding


Congrats goes out to Ali Larter, who will tie the knot this weekend in Kennebunkport, Maine with her longtime boyfriend/fiance, Hayes MacArthur. The wedding is going to be a really small ceremony with just their closest family and friends, including Ali's best friend and Varsity Blues co-star, Amy Smart (who I'm very much in love with.)

Is it me, or does Hayes MacArthur just sound like a total rich boy douchebag name?

Lady Gaga lingerie


Lady Gaga partied with fans after her show in Germany on Tuesday night in nothing but lingerie. Check out a couple more pics from her wild night out below.


Gisele Bundchen London Fog ad


In her first shoot since announcing she was knocked up with Tom Brady's baby about a month ago, Gisele Bundchen laid out for a shoot with London Fog to promote their new fall line. In the pic, Gisele is only wearing a London Fog trench coat -- noticeably missing is her baby bump. Fear not though, friends. Gisele still is most definitely knocked up -- London Fog reps said they retouched the photos to "respect her privacy during this wonderful and personal time in her life."

Sweet...that means I can still name my fantasy football team "Brady's Babymakers."

LeAnn Rimes Dean Sheremet split


Just a week after Eddie Cibrian's wife Brandi Glanville announced that her and E-Dawg separated, LeAnn Rimes and Dean Sheremet announced that they've split up too. Everyone's quick to blame it on the little affair that her and Eddie are rumored to have had going on for a bit, but LeAnn's friends say that isn't what made them drift apart. They blame it on their busy careers, saying that LeAnn was getting more and more into Hollywood while Dean was still back in Nashville producing records. They just never got to see each other and never took the chances to see each other like they did when they first got married, which is when they were pretty much inseparable.

LeAnn has the total innocent look going for her and she's always seemed to be a pretty decent girl, and I still say that's not necessarily her and Eddie on the surveillance tape because you can't clearly see either of their faces -- but LeAnn also looks like she's a naughty chick, so who knows what the deal is.

Steve Zahn on Tonight Show

Actor Steve Zahn dropped by The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, and channeled his inner weirdo. The dude seemed totally out of it during the interview, talking about how he loves talking to farm animals and hitchhiked in a chicken suit once. Heidi Klum looked confused as f*ck, and guests are saying it was kinda like Joaquin Phoenix's awkward ass appearance on Letterman. Check the video out below.

Johnny Knoxville divorce


Johnny Knoxville is officially divorced from his wife of 12 years, Melanie Clapp, after everything was finalized yesterday in court. Johnny (whose real name is actually Philip John Clapp...which I had NO idea about) has to fork over $6,000 to Melanie every month in child support for their 13-year-old daughter Madison. They split everything down the middle (including agreeing on joint custody of Madison), with Melanie getting a piece of profits from Jackass and the Dukes of Hazzard movie, while Johnny gets to keep his 1970 Cadillac El Dorado, 1989 Mercedes Benz, and 2002 Toyota Landcruiser.

Philip Clapp? Wow...poor kid must've been tormented in school.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Chris Brown trying to play nice with chicks...and MORE!!

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Chris Brown trying to win back female fans. (amygrindhouse

Tori Spelling looks like a f*cking pencil. (smack)

Bruce Willis has been cloned!! (bedhead)

Happy belated 40th, J-Lo! (ayyyy)

Mischa Barton out of the looney bin! (POTP)

Jordan wants Julia Roberts to play her. Wait...what? (gabby)

George Clooney has a new tittified girlfriend. (bitten)

Happy belated birthday, Triple H! (wrestling)

Katy Perry Josh Groban tattoo


With all the rumors going around about Katy Perry dating/hooking up with Josh Groban, she decided to have a little fun with her fans. She threw up this pic on Twitter, showing off a sweet fake tattoo of Josh's name on her boob -- too bad she spelled it wrong! Then again, maybe it's part of the joke...or maybe she's just an idiot.

Paris Hilton sex tape


Paris Hilton has never spoken publicly about the sex tape that Rick Solomon released a few years ago of him and Paris getting it on...a sex tape awesomely titled One Night in Paris. It could've been because she was too embarrassed about the tape being released, or too embarrassed that she looked like a dead fish the whole time that made no noise and didn't even move. Either way, in the new MTV documentary called Paris, Not France, she finally speaks out about it.

It was definitely very painful. When you trust someone and love someone - for them to do that to you, it's really hard. It's something that bothers me every day. By putting it in the film, it was really hard for me to have it in there... But I also think it's a big learning lesson, because I think a lot of girls, when they're in a relationship, they will love someone and trust them and maybe let them do that. I know that's happened to a lot of people. And you never know what they could do with it. Obviously I was humiliated, embarrassed and in shock that it happened. It wasn't my fault, it was something that someone did to me, so I've just learned to be a strong woman and nothing can hurt me at this point.

Okay, so part of me feels bad for her, but the bigger part of me thinks he's a f*cking idiot for being that big of a celeb and not being more careful. You're worth a ton of money and you're famous as hell, yet you're gonna have sex on videotape knowing there's the chance it could get out there? I don't believe for a second that it bothered her -- except that she probably killed a lot of people's fantasies about her being wild in the sack. I think I've seen pillows have more life than her.

Dr. Conrad Murray house raided


Dr. Conrad Murray is still public enemy #1 in Michael Jackson's death, and it's sounding like authorities are pretty frickin close to pulling the trigger on making an arrest in the case. They just raided his storage unit and office in Houston, and then got a 2nd search warrant to search his house again. They took cell phones and a computer hard drive -- Dr. Murray was apparently in the house the entire time it was being searched and actually helped out the authorities with whatever info they were looking for and needed. They also grabbed a ton of files on Michael Jackson and the ridiculous number of aliases he used so that he could get plenty of meds -- Omar Arnold, Paul Farance, Bryan Singleton, Jimmy Nicholas, Blanca Nicholas, Roselyn Muhammad, Faheem Muhammad, Frank Tyson, Fernand Diaz, Peter Madonie, Josephine Baker and Kai Chase. There were more, too, including an alias under Michael's son Prince.

This whole situation is f*cked up. And again, I'm sick and tired of BREAKING NEWS being posted as "Well we conducted another investigation on Dr. Murray" -- that's not breaking news! You've been investigating him for the last 2 weeks...WTF is so breaking about that?!

Tobey Maguire reality show


It's looking like Tobey Maguire may be entering the reality TV show world, but not with his own life. Tobey's mother Wendy is in talks to star in a reality show called Growing up Maguire, which will follow her and her other son, 15-year-old Weston, and show the challenges of protecting Tobey and his brother from the downside of Hollywood. No confirmation or premiere date has been released, but it's looking like this project will be a go.

One question -- who the f*ck is Tobey Maguire's mother anyway, and why the hell should I care about her? (Okay, so 2 questions...sue me.)

Madonna muscles


My thoughts on Madonna in a word? Ew.

Taylor Momsen in Teen Vogue


Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen rocks the cover of the September issue of Teen Vogue and talks her music career, her acting career, college, and more. Check out the quotes, along with a couple more pics from her Teen Vogue shoot, below.

On her rocker style and her musical ambition: "It wasn't me that changed -- it was just that I decided to start being myself."

Completing her album before signing with a record company: "I wanted to have it all done so I could say, 'Here's who I am, either you like it or you don't.'"

How she writes her music: "My lyrics are my diary -- you're hearing every detail on my life."

Her Gossip Girl career: "As for the future, I don't know. I'm at a point now where I'm not doing anything just for money or fame."

No college plans for her: "College is a place where you learn about yourself, and I feel like I'm doing that already. I'm already independent."

On having older friends: "I live a very adult life. I just can't relate to what [high school kids] talk about -- it seems so petty."

Her ideal man: "I'm not going to date someone who's sixteen. I would eat a boy my age alive."


Chris Brown wedding entrance video

This video has been making the rounds for a few days now, but this is the first time I actually decided to watch it since my friends send me a lot of stupid things sometimes. Hilarious...a bride, groom, and their whole bridal party dance down the aisle to Chris Brown's Forever. And while I still think he's a p*ssy-ass prick, this video is the sh*t.

Hogan divorce finalized


After months of fighting and low-blows to each other through the media, Hulk and Linda Hogan's divorce has been finalized. Both didn't wait too long after separating to start dating someone new -- Hulkster went with someone who looks like his daughter (which is awkward) while Linda went with someone younger than her kids (more awkward.) They've talked sh*t about each other over time, but at the beginning and end of the settlement hearing, Linda gave Hulk a kiss on the cheek.

If I just took a good few millions away from my ex, I'd probably kiss them on the cheek, too.

Joe Jonas crying

Joe Jonas showed off his sensitive side during a show in Detroit on Sunday and actually cried on stage during his performance of I Gotta Find You. You can check out the video below, but heads up...whoever was recording it was screaming their little annoying teeny bopper head off.



At the same show, he also changed the lyrics in Much Better from "Get a rep for breakin' hearts, now I'm done with superstars" to "Get a rep for breakin' hearts, now I'm done with movie stars" -- that was a nice little shot at Camilla Belle, who broke up with him a few days ago. I wonder how wide the smile on Taylor Swift's face is right now.

William Shatner pokes fun at Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin just resigned as the Governor of Alaska, and everyone's been taking their shots at her, including William Shatner, who made fun of her last night on The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien. Check out the video below.

Grey's Anatomy funeral pics

Check out a couple pics of the Grey's Anatomy stars in the middle of filming the funeral scene for T.R. Knight's character George O'Malley. T.R. won't be appearing on the show, even after creator Shonda Rhimes was hoping he'd come back for one more episode in the new season so that they could show the events that went down in the Finale last season (George jumping in front of the bus to save a woman.)


A very pregnant Ellen Pompeo (Meredith Grey)

Katherine Heigl (Izzy Stevens) and Justin Chambers (Alex Karev)

Ashley Jensen pregnant


Congrats goes out to Ugly Betty star Ashley Jensen and her husband Terence Beesley, who are expecting their first rugrat coming this fall. Coincidentally, she actually found out she was knocked up after her character on Ugly Betty had a baby. She's obviously been knocked up for a sh*t ton of time if she's expecting the baby this fall...my money is on a boy being born at the beginning of October.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Week in Dirt July 20-24

Check it out friends..brand new Week in Dirt is up! Covered in this week's episode -- Jon Gosselin news, Paula Abdul news, celebrity breakups and a chick that looks like a man gets engaged. Check out the vid below!

Friday, July 24, 2009

Scarlett Johansson loses her ta-ta's...and MORE!!

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Melrose Place promo posters! (amygrindhouse)

Rumer Willis goes red. (smack)

Say bye-bye to ScarJo's boobies. (bedhead)

Marc Anthony owns part of the Miami Dolphins. (ayyyy)

Gwyneth Paltrow cooking video. (POTP)

Ben Roethlisberger press conference video. (gabby)

Katherine Heigl on pregnancy. (bitten)

JBL to TNA?? (wrestling)

Amy Winehouse acquitted


Yesterday we posted about Amy Winehouse being in court on charges of assault after being accused of punching a fan right in the eye, and we can now confirm that Amy has been acquitted of those charges. The verdict literally just came down a few minutes ago from the judge, who said that Amy is not guilty of punching Sherene Flash in the face. Amy told the court that she felt threatened by Sherene while they were getting ready to take the picture, and that there's no way she could've punched her in the eye because she's too short.

Let's be real...Amy is crazy enough to jump on a car and start taking swings at some broad's face. She just got away with eyeball assault!

Carrie Prejean sings

Check out Carrie Prejean singing yesterday at the Del Mar Racetrack during opening day for the 2009 racing season.



High-five to the dude who screamed out "YOU SUCK!" before she started, and the thousands of people who booed her. It was nice of the 3 people to cheer at the end though. This broad is a waste of space...get the f*ck off my Internet.

Kate Major quits job


We just got word that tabloid reporter Kate Major quither job at Star magazine yesterday, saying that there's a conflict of interest between her reporting duties and her relationship with Jon Gosselin. The official statement is up on Star's website, and Kate is sticking to her guns in saying that she "went to do a story on Jon, and I ended up falling in love." The interesting thing is that Radar Online is reporting that Jon is denying absolutely any romantic relationship with Kate #2, and is apparently pissed off that she's "f*cking me over like this."

Damn man...Jon is pulling in some MAJOR ass. The dude marries a total bitch and knocks her up with 8 babies, gets treated like crap and then gets dumped by her, and now he has hot broads saying that they're in love with him and it may not even be true?! Dude is a LEGEND!

Joe Jonas sunglasses


Nice 1980s sunglasses, ya goofy bastard.

Conrad Murray manslaughter


It sounds like investigators are looking to charge Michael Jackson's personal physician, Dr. Conrad Murray, with manslaughter. A warrant that was just filed in the investigation states that Federal agents were looking for "items constituting evidence of the offense of manslaughter that tend to show that Dr. Conrad Murray committed the said criminal offense."

Okay...with no disrespect to Michael Jackson...I'M SO F*CKING SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING AND WRITING ABOUT THIS SH*T! It's the same crap over and over. "Breaking news" every day on how they're still investigating. That's NOT breaking news you assh*les!

Katie Holmes So You Think You Can Dance

Check out Katie Holmes' appearance on So You Think You Can Dance from the show's 100th episode that aired last night! (She actually doesn't sound too bad and looks wicked hot)

Kelis child support case


Just a few days after Kelis popped her son Knight out of her mommy spot, she was awarded spousal and child support by a judge. The court decided yesterday that Nas will have to pay her soon-to-be ex-wife $55,000 a month, and also has to pay all of Kelis' hospital, prenatal expenses, and lawyer's fees. Nas fired back, saying that he doesn't have enough money to pay all of that. He said his monthly income is $147,000 (must be nice) and his monthly expenses are $71,000 (how the f*ck do you spend 70 G's in a month?!)

Kelis hasn't commented on Nas crying poor yet, but I said it once and I'll say it again...that dude is f*cked. The guy NEVER wins in a court case between a mother and father.

Jade Goody ex speaks


Jade Goody's ex-boyfriend (and father of her 2 children) Jeff Brazier is speaking out for the first time on her death.

I well up every time I think about how much Jade loved our boys (Bobby and Freddie). They were everything to her. She didn't have an easy life and the boys were the best and truest thing she ever did. She loved them with everything she had. The boys are great - they are getting more handsome by the day. Everything that has ever happened in my life has prepared me for where I am now, so that's why I am very happy and relaxed. Everything is going as well - better - than I could have hoped for.

Jade, who starred in the British version of Big Brother, died a few months ago after losing a long battle with cancer. But the way her ex talked...kinda makes you wonder if he wishes he could've worked stuff out with her. Although he mainly talks about the kids, so maybe not.

Kim Zolciak talks "Real Housewives"


Kim Zolciak is best known as the big-boobed wannabe singer from Real Housewives of Atlanta. With the second season of her Housewives show just around the corner, Kim dishes on the impact the first season had on her life, and what we can expect out of the 2nd season.

On how she was represented in season 1: Every episode it wasn't me. I freaked out. Every episode I was like 'Oh my God, what did I do? What have I done? Oh my God.' It was rough. But I figured in the second season you couldn't make me look any worse, so I might as well do it.

On the controversy surrounding her hair piece and starting her own wig line: I got so much heat for wearing a hair piece, which is comical because all the girls on the show wear one. I took so much I heat, I was like, I'm gonna turn a negative into a positive. I'm gonna go ahead make it work. Actually, it was really difficult for me to talk about that last year. Now in just a year, I'm able to talk about it, explain my situation and why I ended up in that position and why I still do it today ... 'cause I don't really have to. It's turned into a business venture at this point.

Will fellow housewife Nene Leakes be rocking one of your hair pieces anytime soon? I would love to get a hold of her ass. But I don't have time for her.

Nene recently appeared on the Wendy Williams and said, 'People thought that we were best friends, we weren't. We were associates ... I'm not friends with any of the girls on the Housewives show.' That's funny; I don't know how Nene identifies a friend. But I don't just go out with acquaintances. When you hurt me and continuously lie to me, it does damage. Is Nene funny? Absolutely. I just have a different group of friends who I run with and if she cared about my daughters, then she probably wouldn't have behaved in the manner that she did in the past. That's not here nor there. I don't want to waste any kind of energy on her and what's she doing. I want her to be successful and rock on with herself.

On what's she's learned from appearing on 'Real Housewives': I like the show. I've learned more the last six months of my life than in 16 years! I think that at the end of the day, I have no regrets. Has it been difficult? I didn't expect our show to be this big. Nobody did, we didn't know what we were doing. I think we put Housewives on the map. I have no regrets.

On how the show has affected her daughters: I never sat back and thought 'How will my children feel if they saw me being portrayed like that?' I kind of was naive to what they can do in editing and what they can portray. I never looked at it that way ... until I saw the show myself. It's really hard ... They don't understand that. Why would somebody hurt your feelings? Why would my Mommy cry over something? They don't understand it. There's a lot of work that goes into being on a reality show with children.

Who would win in a 'Housewives' fight, New Jersey vs. Atlanta? The girls on my show are crazy! They would kick their ass in a heartbeat. They're like out of control, I don't doubt that. These girls on the show, oh my God! I'd just sit back and watch, probably take pictures.

On what to expect from season 2: A lot of drama. There's some stuff that I face that is incredibly difficult, that I feel very strongly about. Some stuff that I had gone through personally. At the end of the day, if somebody can watch the show and kind of relate to me as a person or somebody can realize being a single mom is ok. Last year was kind of an introduction and this year because we're on a lot longer, people may get to know my real side. The drama is there. It's gonna be there. You put five personalities together that are as strong as ours, you're gonna get a lot of chaos and drama. I think we all go through hard times and at the end of the day, we all come out smelling like a rose per se. Regardless of anything that's gone on, we all end up respecting each other.

Solange Knowles haircut

Bitch pulled a Britney.

T.R. Knight says why he left Grey's Anatomy


We heard tons of rumors all throughout last season's airing of Grey's Anatomy that T.R. Knight was going to leave the show, but it didn't become final until just a few weeks ago. Now, T.R. is speaking out for the first time on just exactly why he decided to leave the show that made him a star. He said that in the first 9 episodes of the last season of Grey's, his character George was only featured for 48 minutes, versus Sandra Oh's character of Christina, who was featured for about 118 mins.

My five-year experience proved to me that I could not trust any answer that was given [about George]. And with respect, I'm going to leave it at that. There just comes a time when it's so clear that moving on is the best decision... From an outsider's perspective, I get the [impression that] 'He's just a spoiled actor... he doesn't know how good he has it.' There are a lot of people who would like to be in my position. But in the end, I need to be fulfilled in my work – that's more important than the money. [So] that's the goal. If I'm lucky to ever work again.

A few months ago, show creator Shonda Rhimes said on her Twitter page that she purposely underwrote George all season long so that the accident at the end of the season finale that involved him would be that much more impactful. I can see where she's coming from because it was definitely a HOLY SH*T! moment, but I don't blame T.R. for being pissed either.

Jude Law smacks woman


Photographer Harsha Gopal is saying that Jude Law smacked the sh*t out of her early yesterday morning when he was leaving a restaurant called the Automat. There were a ton of camera flashes going off and Jude apparently raised his hand to block the flashes and ended up knocking the lady in the face.

He hit me full on the face, it was a real stinger, it was very sore. It was really loud -- there was a massive thud and my face is still stinging today. It was deliberate -- you could see it in his face. Maybe he didn't realize he was hitting a girl, but he could at least apologize.

Jude's rep said that he was only trying to shield the flashes from his face and when he raised his arm, he ended up hitting someone by accident, but apologized for it then left. He calls the pic misleading. Which is totally understandable because if someone had a ton of flashes going off in my face, I'd block my eyes too. Sounds like just an honest mistake...unfortunately the girl is an attention whore who is trying to make it sound like Jude's a douche.

Tracy Morgan on David Letterman

After being one of the only 30 Rock main stars that didn't receive an Emmy nod last year, Tracy Morgan is up for one this year and dropped by David Letterman to talk about it. Listen to the random, hilarious stuff he had to say, including talk about shooting up roids.

Michael Jackson nutritionist subpoenaed


Michael Jackson's former nurse and nutritionist, Cherilyn Lee, has been subpoenaed by police to appear in court. She said that along with raiding Dr. Conrad Murray's office, they also hit up her office and took MJ's records, but she was quick to make one thing clear.

He didn't take any medications from me, I'm just nutritional. When it switched over to medication, especially that particular medication, I told him --I only deal with nutrition.

Dude if I was even remotely involved in MJ's life right now, I'd be sh*tting a brick. They're going for EVERYBODY.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

SamRo gets LiLo some vibros...and MORE!!

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No one cares about Mischa Barton's psychoticness. (amygrindhouse)

Osama Bin Laden's son dead? (VBT)

Ben Roethlisberger sexual assault accusations. (examiner)

Samantha Ronson gets Lindsay Lohan a sh*t ton of sex toys for her birthday. (smack)

Gwyneth Paltrow left out of Iron Man 2 promo pics? (bedhead)

Elizabeth Banks looks like she got electrocuted. (ayyyy)

Michael Jackson has another son?! (POTP)

Joe Jackson on Larry King Live. (gabby)

Alice in Wonderland trailer! (bitten)

Jeff Jarrett/Kurt Angle real life drama! (wrestling)

Mary Louise Parker adoption dream


When Mary Louise Parker ended up adopting an African child named Caroline about 2 years ago, she ended up fulfilling a dream she had had since she was a child.

I would daydream about it all the time. I thought about the fact that there were children who didn't have anything, and I felt like I could help. It was something that weighed on me. It was something I did for the world and for my son and then for me. And when I say the world, I also mean my daughter. Once I knew her, she became part of that. But it's hard raising two kids as a single person. It's a lot of pressure.

Don't get me wrong, I think what she did for Caroline and helping to give her a better life was awesome, but...she must've had one boring ass childhood if she was dreaming about adopting at kid as a f*cking 7-year-old.