Showing posts with label katie price. Show all posts
Showing posts with label katie price. Show all posts

Friday, July 17, 2009

Katie Price Baywatch UK


Katie Price (who is also known as Jordan) is on tap to star in a British version of the hit show 90's show Baywatch, according to David Hasselhoff. The Hoff has been planning a UK version of the lifeguard show for a couple years now, not to mention a movie that's in talks about being made, and he hand-picked Katie/Jordan to star in the UK series.

I’ve been thinking about basing a new show over here. It would be called UK-Watch. And Jordan is certainly feisty and has curves in all the right places.

Curves in all the right places? Are you f*cking kidding me? I haven't used that line since I was in 7th grade and talked to girls on old school dial-up AOL when my screen name was JSNWARRIOR. Curves in all in the right places...what a f*cking loser.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Kelly Clarkson looks NOTHING like this anymore...and MORE!!!


I need new Chapstick for my lips, but I'm too busy looking at these Tips! (VBT)

Katie "Jordan" Price and Peter Andre divorce. No word on who gets custody of her hugely fake t*ts. (amygrindhouse)

Michael Landon's son Mark found dead. (smack)

Megan Fox poops on Scarlett Johansson. (bedhead)

Cher proves that if you get enough plastic surgery, you won't age a day over 20 years time. (ayyyy)

Kelly Clarkson is back to being a troll. (POTP)

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart want to adopt. (gabby)

Dancing with the Stars recap! (bitten)

Taz trashes WWE!! (wrestling)