Jim Rice number retired

HUGE congratulations goes out to former Boston Red Sox great Jim Rice on not only his induction into the Hall of Fame that will happen on Sunday, but also on the honor of having his number retired by the Sox. At Fenway before Tuesday's game starts, the Sox will retire Jim's #14 jersey, making it the 7th number retired by the Sox.

The retirement of his number will be a fitting way to honor one of the most dominant hitters to ever wear a Red Sox uniform.

AWESOMENESS. It's been a long time coming for Jim, and he totally deserves it. Congrats!

Red Sox sweep Yankees again

I'm not gonna lie, I'm mainly only posting this because I was actually at the game last night, but the Sox came from behind in the 8th inning to take a 4-3 lead and beat the Yankees for the 8th consecutive time last night, completing their 3rd sweep of the season against them. The Sox are now 8-0 on the season against the Yanks, which is just f*cking AWESOME if you're in Red Sox Nation.

I'd also like to take this time to apologize to pitcher Brad Penny for shouting out the terms "fatty" and "heffer" at him constantly throughout the night -- he pitched a gem, even if he does look like he's had one too many brownies.

Red Sox' fans heckle A-Rod at Fenway last night

All of the Boston Red Sox fans out there will appreciate this...I know I did. During last night's game against the New York Yankees at Fenway, Red Sox fans started a "YOU DO STEROIDS!" chant while Alex Rodriguez was at bat in the Top of the 9th. Check it out and enjoy it below, peeps!

Joe Jonas tells kids that pain pills are candy...and MORE!!!

Boston Red Sox announcer Jerry Remy diagnosed with lung cancer again. (VBT)

Victoria Beckham strips down for Armani. (amygrindhouse)

Happy 21st birthday, Brooke Hogan! Too bad you look like a 45-year-old tranny. (smack)

Would you want Lady GaGa's crazy ass at your 19th birthday party? This kid does. (bedhead)

Tom Hanks wants YOU! (ayyyy)

Kate Gosselin speaks on Jon's possible affair. She kinda sounds like a disappointed mother more than a pissed off wife. (POTP)

Joe Jonas was a drug dealer?! FTW!! (gabby)

Miss California goes from getting questioned about gay marriage to getting porn offers. (bitten)

Batista retiring?! (wrestling)

Kevin Youkilis gets married!

A huge congratulations from the Dirt to Boston Red Sox' first baseman Kevin Youkilis, who got married to his long-time girlfriend, Enza Sambataro over the weekend!

Congrats, Youk! I'm glad you found someone! Seriously. Because I think you're one of the ugliest men on the face of the planet...but damn can you play ball.

Red Sox fans will appreciate this

Some Sox fan made a video of the 2008 playoff Boston Red Sox' batting stances, and it's actually pretty funny if you're a fan that gets the inside jokes he does and knows about the players. Check it out below...and GO SOX!!!

Red Sox trade Manny Ramirez!

I don't write about sports much on here, just the huge stories. Manny Ramirez getting traded to the Los Angeles Dodgers is a huge story. He was talking a bunch of smack about the team and they finally moved him. With Manny heading to LA, the Sox get outfielder Jason Bay from the Pittsburgh Pirates. I'd give a farewell address to Manny, but they'd be full of bad words and Jackson would probably fire me from posting. So I'll just say Manny -- words can't explain how glad I am that you're gone.


Jason Bay...welcome to Boston.

BREAKING NEWS (for real this time): Curt Schilling out for season!

Dirtydirtdirt.com has just learned that Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling is out for the entire season. He told WEEI Radio in Boston that he will undergo shoulder surgery on Monday.

Curt, you were a God for every season that you pitched here. You helped us to TWO World Series rings in 4 seasons after going 86 years without one. You have nothing left to prove. Hang up the cleats and enjoy your family, Number 38. Job well done.