Joe Jonas tells kids that pain pills are candy...and MORE!!!

Boston Red Sox announcer Jerry Remy diagnosed with lung cancer again. (VBT)

Victoria Beckham strips down for Armani. (amygrindhouse)

Happy 21st birthday, Brooke Hogan! Too bad you look like a 45-year-old tranny. (smack)

Would you want Lady GaGa's crazy ass at your 19th birthday party? This kid does. (bedhead)

Tom Hanks wants YOU! (ayyyy)

Kate Gosselin speaks on Jon's possible affair. She kinda sounds like a disappointed mother more than a pissed off wife. (POTP)

Joe Jonas was a drug dealer?! FTW!! (gabby)

Miss California goes from getting questioned about gay marriage to getting porn offers. (bitten)

Batista retiring?! (wrestling)