Billy Mays' family wants new autopsy

After autopsy results for Billy Mays came out and the medical examiner ruled that he has been using cocaine and other drugs, his family is questioning the results of the autopsy and want a second opinion.

We were totally unaware of any non-prescription drug usage and are actively considering an independent evaluation of the autopsy results. [The report] contains speculative conclusions that are frankly unnecessary and tend to obscure the conclusion that Billy suffered from chronic, untreated hypertension, which only demonstrates how important it is to regularly monitor one's health.

Billy Mays cocaine

Autopsy results are in on famous pitchman Billy Mays, and it looks like there were traces of cocaine in his system. And by traces, I mean the medical examiner is saying that cocaine is a major reason why Billy died in his sleep back in June. That wasn't the only drug found in Billy's system though. There were also traces of hydrocodone, oxycodone, and tramadol. His official cause of death was heart disease, but the cocaine was a huge contributing factor.

No disrespect, but...is anyone really surprised? The dude was f*cking whacked out of his mind, which obviously made him popular, but...totally obvious.

Billy Mays autopsy results

Pitchman Billy Mays autopsy results are in, and it looks like his cause of death wasn't what it was first thought. Billy died in his sleep Saturday night, and a lot of people thought it may have been because of the rough landing he had at the end of his flight from Philly to Tampa earlier that day. He told reporters that he hit his head on the overhead compartment during the landing. Doctors ruled that out though, and it looks like he died of a blocked artery. His heart was enlarged and weighed about 7 ounces more than an average heart, which is probably what contributed to the blocked artery.

I'm not even kidding when I say this, but I wouldn't put it past the Shamwow guy to lace Billy's food with some Oxi Clean or Orange Clean. I also guarantee that the Shamwow guy goes to Billy's funeral (after beating a hooker) and leans over to say goodbye, but whispers, "Bitch, you got Shamwow'ed" into his ear. R.I.P. Billy.

Billy Mays dies

Four celebrity deaths in five days. This sh*t is getting crazy. Infomercial legend Billy Mays was found dead in his Tampa, FL home yesterday morning. Apparently his wife tried waking him up in the morning but couldn't. There's no foul play suspected, but peeps are thinking it has something to do with his plane ride. He had a rough landing in Tampa on Saturday night where the plane's front tires blew out, which caused him to slam his head on the overhead compartment. Autopsy results should be out soon.

Somewhere, the Shamwow guy is smiling....while getting the sh*t kicked out of him by a hooker.