Tara Reid gets a ring (no, not ringworm)...and MORE!!!

Tara Reid is engaged? WTF?! (smack)

Jessica Alba loves bondage. (candy)

Only Vanessa Hudgens could rock golden camel toe. (ayyyy)

Eva Longoria calls herself fat, and somehow that makes her more sexy to me. (POTP)

Beyonce is all about Obama. Who brought Captain Obvious? (gabby)

Ron White arrested for smoking the shabu shabu shmizz. (bitten)

Jeff Jarrett returning to TNA tonight?! (wrestling)