Britney and Russell team up again...and MORE!!

Britney Spears and Russell Brand VMA promo. (amygrindhouse)

Miley Cyrus' Today Show appearance. (smack)

Dakota Fanning vamps up! (bedhead)

More deets on the Jasmine Fiore death. (POTP)

Shania Twain gets engaged! (gabby)

John Mayer mugshot. (bitten)

Top WWE performer suspended! (wrestling)

Jane Fonda mugshot

Jane Fonda was out grabbing a bite in Hollywood a couple days ago rocking a shirt with her mugshot from 1970 on the front. Jane was arrested at a Cleveland airport almost 40 years ago on accusations of drug smuggling (the pills that cops thought were drugs turned out to be vitamins.)

Jane is bat sh*t crazy old and I f*cking love it!

Hailey Glassman mugshot

We got our hands on a mugshot of Jon Gosselin's new girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, who's actually quite the little pothead. Back in 2005, Hailey was busted while she was at Indiana University for smoking up, and she was charged with possession of marijuana, hashish, and hashish oil. The Indiana U rent-a-cops said that Hailey and her friends were "passing a pipe back and forth, which is consistent with marijuana." They said she also had "2 plastic baggies in her handbag that later tested positive for THC. One bag contained one gram, the other had 2 grams." She also got nabbed a couple years ago for underage drinking.

High-five to Jon for clearly dating someone who has an endless amount of weed. I could list a ton of reasons right now why I think marijuana being illegal is stupid, but I'll save myself the political debates since I hate 'em.

Vanessa Minnillo swaps spit with Topher Grace...and MORE!!!

PLEASE VOTE FOR US IN THE BLOGGER'S CHOICE AWARDS. SERIOUSLY, THE KING OF POP WOULD'VE.








Britney's still alive. More vagina will be seen someday. (amygrindhouse)

Lindsay Lohan gets in touch with her inner Michael Jackson. (celezbrity)

Bernie Madoff will be dropping the soap for 150 years. (VBT)

Michael Jackson autopsy info leaked. (bedhead)

BET Awards red carpet pics. (ayyyy)

Final pics of Michael Jackson. Poor guy looks sickly in some... (POTP)

Vanessa Minnillo already slutting it up with another fella? (gabby)

Michael Jackson leaked autopsy results FALSE! (bitten)

Jerry Lawler's son arrested -- and he looks like sh*t in his mugshot. (wrestling)

Mischa Barton busted for DUI - here's the mugshot!

The former “O.C.” star was pulled over early this morning around 2:45 AM as she was driving in West Hollywood, Calif. Cops say she “was seen straddling two lanes of traffic and failed to signal when making a turn.”
When deputies pulled her over, they determined that she “was an unlicensed driver and was driving while under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.”Barton is still in custody, being held on $10,000 bail. The L.A. County Sheriffs’ Inmate Information website called her “Mischa Burton.” Sources tell us that Mischa has been “very cooperative” and “no trouble at all.”

They also found narcotics of some sort on her.
I personally think that Mooshy Fartin' looks better in her mugshot than in most of the papshots nowadays!
And notice it says "while under the influence of an alcoholic beverage." When you weigh 26 pounds, one alcoholic beverage will muss you up!