Saturday, August 30, 2008

Victoria Beckham actually turns into an animal at night...and MORE!!!


Heidi Montag loves holding her huge melons. (smack)

Jennifer Aniston's return to the small screen! (candy)

Victoria Beckham looks like a hairy abominal snowman. (ayyyy)

Shannen Doherty is the most respectful bitch ever. (POTP)

Jennifer Hudson performs the most heartfelt rendition of the National Anthem by a homeless looking person ever at the DNC! (gabby)

Lindsay Lohan's grandfather dies, and you KNOW that her attention whore father has to release a statement about it. (bitten)

Kevin Nash heading back to WWE?! (wrestling)

Friday, August 29, 2008

The King of Pop to reign supreme again?!


I already took my pot shots at Michael Jackson earlier, but this is some huge news. It sounds like the inventor of the Moonwalk is going to make a comeback! He spoke with ABC News reporter Chris Connolly in a phone interview that aired on Good Morning America a couple of hours ago, and said that he still has something left in the tank. Could we see Michael Jackson take one final ride into the sunset?!

I know I took a huge dump on him earlier, but I'm a huge Michael Jackson fan (his music, not the cuddling with little boys thing), and a comeback that's successful would be HUGE!! Check out the interview here, and keep your fingers crossed!

NKOTB Full Album on Kiss 108


Any Block heads out there? The whole NKOTB album is posted on kiss108.com. And I am one happy girl!!! My picks: IN THE MORNING, STARE AT YOU and FULL SERVICE... holy, I love this CD. haha They're a little more mature this time around... no more singing about POPSICLES.. this album is PG-13 rated at least!! A little dirty, dirty.. oh boys, WELCOME BACK! hahaha

LOOK FOR NKOTB link at the top of page

Awesomeness.

Anne Hathaway should just stop talking


Anne Hathaway is stupid. Seriously. She's brainless and when I read this I wanted to chokeslam a chinchilla. This is how she first felt about Presidential hopeful Barack Obama.

I was kind of afraid of Obama the first time I saw him.

Okay, afraid of Obama. Yeah, because a tall skinny guy looks really threatening. Then she heard his speech on race, and had a change of heart.

I just said, 'I can't deny how I feel about you, Barack Obama. I want you to be the president. I want you in the White House.'

Are you serious? She's an idiot. She's a total brainless idiot and I hope she chokes on her fake eyelashes. Sorry, but "I just can't deny how I feel about you, Anne Hathaway."

Critic slams Jessica Simpson's live performance

If Jessica Simpson is trying to get her fans to follow her from pop star to country singer, she didn't make a lot of friends when performed at the Avalon Ballroom in Ontario, Canada on Wednesday. A critic tore apart her performance, and I gotta say, it's pretty funny.

The critic, John Law, submitted his critique to the Niagara Falls Review, and said that Jess still lives in a reality show and thinks people would rather hear her talk than sing because they're so fascinated with her personal life. John said she's dead wrong, saying that she felt the need to "explain in exhausting detail what every single song is about."

Apparently she dedicated a song to Tony Romo (like you can't see that one coming), and also discussed flatulence. Yes, Jessica talked about how she farts all the time and guarantees that it sounds like roses.

And she didn't help her credibility as a country star at all when she talked about how she lives "Destiny" Springfield (the singer's name is actually Dusty), and covered his song Son of a Preacher "so devoid of soul, that Dusty would disown it."

John Law is my new best friend. Anyone who slams someone that hard makes me want to buy them a pony.

Phelps Fever continues!


We already reported on Michael Phelps hosting the season premiere of Saturday Night Live on September 13th and slated to be a presenter at the MTV VMA's this year, but dirtydirtdirt.com just learned that Michael will also have a guest spot on Entourage! He shot a scene with Kevin Connolly in NYC yesterday afternoon.

Jealousy has officially set in.

Trisha Yearwood has a scare in the air

Country singer Trisha Yearwood was headed to Oklahoma from Boston after walking 60 miles around the city in the Susan G. Komen Walk for the Cure (for breast cancer) when her plane had to make an emergency stop in Baltimore. Apparently the left side of the windshield ended up getting a crack in it, and by the time the plane landed the crack had taken over the entire window.

Trisha said she's pretty spiritual about it and turned whatever happened over to God. Then mentioned that one emergency landing in 18 years of flying isn't too bad.

And that's why karma rules. You walk 60 miles for breast cancer, you don't die in the sky.

Oprah loses her eyelashes at DNC


Oprah Winfrey was at the Democratic National Convention last night during Obama's acceptance speech and reportedly balled her eyes out so much that she almost "cried her eyelashes out."

Good thing that didn't happen, because without fake eyelashes and makeup, Oprah looks like this:



Sheryl Crow putting out clothing line


Sheryl Crow is joining the list of countless celebs that are putting out clothing lines. Sheryl's line, Bootheel Trading Co. (named after the boot heel part of Missouri she was born), is available nationwide at Dillard's stores and consists of eco-friendly jeans, vintage shirts and vests. You can check out some samples of her line here.)

Jeese McCartney covers a T-Pain song


Now I gotta admit, I thought Jesse McCartney would be a one-hit wonder. But he proved me wrong there. Then I heard he covered T-Pain's Buy U A Drank, and thought he'd sound like a total jackass. But again, he made me eat my words, because he actually did a pretty sick job on re-make. Check it out here!

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Celebrity Sightings at the Democratic National Convention

A bunch of celebs turned out to support Barack Obama at the DNC in Denver, CO last night!

Ben Affleck was there!


Forest Whitaker was there with his wife Keisha and also Hill Harper (CSI: NY)


Seth Meyers and Bradley Cooper (Wedding Crashers) were there.


Alicia Witt chilled in the MySpace cafe.


Star Jones was there too, probably annoying everyone.

David Duchovny checks into rehab


Yes, X-Files fans. It's true. David Duchovny has checked into rehab, but not for drugs or alcohol. No sir, Davey-boy has a sex addiction! You know, as if this isn't funny enough, all I can think of is how much of a crush my 8th grade girlfriend had on him. That makes this story classic.

Katie Holmes has knee bruises

First it was her hands getting attention, and now it's her knees. Katie Holmes was seen out the other day with a good deal of mysterious bruises on her knees. Here are the pics.



It's in good taste for me to leave this joke alone. But some advice, Katie? Next time Tom needs you, wear kneepads.

CW's 90210 already getting hated on


The Parents Television Council (the same group that hated on Gossip Girl) is already talking smack about the CW's newest show 90210. Mind you, no one has even seen it yet.

I think it's fair to say that the CW has been a bad actor, particularly when it comes to Gossip Girl. We haven't assumed anything about the show, but I think that the CW has already demonstrated that they'll stoop to any level in a rather desperate attempt to build buzz.

Listen, Parents Television Council. It's simple. If you don't like what you see, CHANGE THE CHANNEL! Old people can be so boring sometimes (no offense to the cool old people out there.)

Axl Rose wants Kelly Osbourne

Word on the street says Axl Rose was hitting on Kelly Osbourne hardcore at a party they were at together recently.


Axl better watch his ass or Ozzy will bite his sh*t off. No, seriously, he bit the head off a bat once.

Michael Jackson turns 50

The Dirt Slingers of dirtydirtdirt.com send a huge Happy 50th Birthday out to the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. Wait...he's not the King of Pop anymore because he hasn't come out with an album that people cared about in about 15 years? Okay then, let's try this again.

Happy 50th Birthday to the King of Kiddie Touching, Michael Jackson! Check out how his look as changed over the past 50 years right here.

Oh Michael, what a fall from grace you've had.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

OJ Simpson gets knocked on his ass...and MORE!!!


OJ gets KO'ed by his daughter! (smack)

LiLo and SamRo attack MiLo on their Myspaces. (candy)

It looks like the bottom of Eva Mendes' dress took Viagra. (ayyyy)

Who cheats on George Clooney?! This broad! (POTP)

Ruben Studdard owes Texas $200,000 in taxes. Damn that Mickey D's Dollar Menu! (gabby)

Kim Kardashian gets tatted up for her dad. (bitten)

Mick Foley officially signs with TNA! (wrestling)

Ric Flair still stylin' and profilin'


This is totally the wrestling geek in me coming out, but Ric Flair was on the Best Damn Sports Show the other day, and then TMZ caught him out on the streets. Granted I still think TMZ is a flaming pile of crap, but this video just shows how much The Nature Boy still is the man. WOOOOOOO!!!!

Check it out here!

Hilary Duff's dad sent to jail!


You can't make this sh*t up. Hilary Duff's mom brought her dad to court and asked the judge for $25,000 for Hilary's 21st birthday party, which is what they spent on Haylie's 21st. Hil-dawg's dad Bob wasn't for it, but the judge actually granted Mama Duff's request and made Bobby pony up $12,500, but he wasn't done. He sentenced Bob to jail for 10 days for contempt of court for selling assets without court approval worth $367,537.

Whoops!

I bet $12,500 doesn't seem so bad now, huh Bobby-boy?

Suge Knight arrested


Suge Knight was arrested last night for beating his girlfriend and flashing a knife around the Vegas strip. He was released on bail, but I wish he wasn't. He's a scumbag for hitting a woman, plus he killed Tupac. Douchebag.

Hollywood still has Phelps Fever


Anyone who thought Michael Phelps' celebrity status would fade away once the Olympics were over happens to be dead wrong. Not only is Michael going to be a presenter at the MTV VMA's, but he's also set to host Saturday Night Live on September 13. This kid just can't be stopped...and he's only 23!!

The Hills cast makes WAY too much money


The Hills is the most popular show on MTV, that's a given. Frankly, I think it's the dumbest show on earth (but then again, I'm a guy. I'm not supposed to like it.) What sickens me more than the popularity of the show is the salary that each cast member makes. It literally makes me want to vomit. Check out the breakdown.

Lauren Conrad = $75,000 per episode
Heidi Montag = $65,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt = $65,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge = $35,000 per episode
Whitney Port = $20,000 per episode
Brody Jenner = $10,000 per episode
Lauren Bosworth (Lo) = $10,000 per episode
Stephanie Pratt = $8,000 per episode

Diddy flying commercial!


You know times are tough when you turn to the seat next to you on a Southwest Airlines flight and see Diddy sipping on Diet Coke. Apparently, the rap superstar has been travelling on commercial flights because of rising gas prices keeping his private jet grounded.

LiLo getting sick of her dad


Lindsay Lohan is speaking out against her father's comments about...well, pretty much everything. Michael Lohan has run his mouth about Lindsay's mother Dina, her sister Ali, and her friend/girlfriend Samantha Ronson, and LiLo is sick of it.

He's out of control. I want him to stop hurting and talking to the media about the people I love.

Kick him in the nuts, Lindsay!

JoJo passes out during performance

It's not the JoJo you're thinking of, don't worry. I'm talking about K-Ci and JoJo, who haven't really been in the limelight for 10 years (their last hit was All My Life back in 1998, and the only reason I know that is because I sang it to my ex-girlfriend because I was an effing geek in 8th grade.)

Anyway, during their performance of All My Life, JoJo isn't even on stage for the start, then randomly wanders back on stage and sings for about a good minute, then passes the hell out. And probably the best part, K-Ci just looks at him and keeps singing. Classic! Check it out!

First 5 minutes of Gossip Girl!


Can't wait for the season premiere of Gossip Girl on Monday? Then don't! We got the first 5 minutes for you right here on dirtydirtdirt.com! Don't say we never do anything nice for you.

Weezer performs acoustic version of "Pork and Beans"


Some songs totally suck when they're performed acoustically, but I came across an acoustic version of Weezer's Pork and Beans and thought it rocked! Check it out here!

Miley poses with baby


Is this a sign of things to come?

Hugh Hefner tying the knot?

Word on the street is that The Hef asked Girls Next Door stars Bridget and Kendra to move out because he's going to marry his girlfriend, Holly Madison.


Prenup? I think so.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Solange goes all Omarosa on a news anchor...and MORE!!!


Ron Jeremy interviewed by Time. No word on whether he finished prematurely or not. (smack)

Solange Knowles is a bitter biatch. (candy)

Kirsten Dunst and Mary-Kate Olsen...both dress like crap, and both look like they're taking a crap. (ayyyy)

Matthew McConaughey's dad dies the best way humanly possible. (POTP)

Jordin Sparks wants her some Simon. As in Cowell. As in wants him in naughty ways. (gabby)

Michael Lohan, lesbian hater? (bitten)

MISTERRRRRRR KENNNNEDDDYYYYY out for 4-6 months...KENNEDYYYYY. (wrestling)

Papa Lohan is Mad


Supposedly, Samantha Ronson is writing a tell-all on her life... who cares about her life besides the past year with Lindsay? The answer is NOBODY and Papa Lohan agrees... though Lindsay's rep says the book isn't true... shamingly enough, I'd so read it if it was true haha

Papa's words:
"I've shut up about this long enough. Samantha is using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some Los Angeles DJ. And now she's writing a book? I am at my wit's end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay's best interest. Let's just say I hope Lindsay starts opening her eyes and realizes who the people using her are.”

Who agrees? Disagrees? Book is prob just a rumor... darn...

Desperate Housewives ladies gear up for Season 5

The ladies of Wisteria Lane are ready for Season 5 of Desperate Housewives to begin (which will take place 5 years into the future), and they took part in a photoshoot to kick it off!

Check out the hot photos here!

Fall Out Boy releases info on new album


Fall Out Boy's follow-up album to their hit Infinity On High will drop on November 4th (which also happens to be Election Day). The new joint is called Folie a Deux (French for "a madness shared by two"), and their first hit will be called I Don't Care.

I'm all sorts of jacked up! Hit up falloutboyrock.com for more info!

Madonna compares John McCain to Hitler

Madonna has been no stranger to lacking class throughout her career, but this may take the cake. When she kicked off her Sweet and Sticky Tour in Wales the other day, the show started with a video of John McCain with superimposed pictures of Adolf Hitler.


Controversy = Ratings, but calling a US Presidential candidate Adolf Hitler is taking it a little bit too far. Of course, this is all coming from someone who cheated on her husband with A-Rod. Skank.

Jessica Alba Without Makeup...



Not that I'm a babe so I shouldn't be talking but then again I haven't made it on like the TOP 10 of EVERY HOT LIST.. i just don't get what the big deal is with Alba..

Heidi Montag releases video for new single

This is the video for her new hit Overdosin'. Excuse my French, but this is the biggest piece of sh*t I've ever watched. I only made it about a minute and a half before I closed the window.



And before you ask, yes it's supposed to be slow. Like Heidi's brain.

America, Here Are Your Judges...


wow, this is just weird for me.. haha it's going to take a bit getting used to... here's one of the first pics of Idol's 4 judges together.. in NYC at Chelsea Piers...

What Happened to Kelly Osbourne?



She ain't looking so good....

Demi Lovato shoots down a couple rumors


Camp Rock star Demi Lovato shot down rumors that her co-star, Joe Jonas, was dating Taylor Swift, saying that they would look good together but the rumors weren't true. She also said that even though Miley Cyrus mocked her and Selena Gomez in a YouTube video, there were no hard feelings and she was actually happy Miley even knew who she was.

Funny thing -- I had never heard of her until Miley made fun of her in that video.

Paris and Benji still together?!


Word on the street was that Paris Hilton left Benji Madden and started dating Myspace co-founder Chris DeWolfe, but Paris and Benji were spotted leaving Il Pastaio in Beverly Hills the other day.

Nicolette Sheridan and Michael Bolton call off engagement


After 2 years of engagement, Nicolette Sheridan and Michael Bolton called it quits. No reason was given yet, but it's the second engagement the Desperate Housewives star has called off in 3 years. Whammy.

Michael Lohan wants to fight K-Fed


Michael Lohan told OK! Magazine that he wants to step in the ring with Kevin Federline and have a boxing match for charity. He says that both are notorious celebrity dads and "everyone wants me to fight K-Fed."

I think the former Mr. Britney Spears actually has something to say about this.

Pepa puts out book


Sandy Denton, better known as Pepa from Salt-N-Pepa, will put out a book about her life at the end of the month. In the autobiography, she talks about her failed marriages, starring in The Surreal Life and The Salt-N-Pepa Show, the ups and downs of being in the group, and more.

Most of you know me as Pep, or Pepa, the fun-loving half of Salt-N-Pepa. I am the party girl, the one who is down for whatever. But behind the laughs and the smiles is a whole lot of pain.

She also touches on dealing with domestic abuse. Because you know, guys gotta make themselves feel macho by beating the crap out of their girlfriends/wives. Douchebags.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

An Ozzy-mentary on the way...and MORE!!!


Lindsay Lohan's future stepmother old enough to be her sister. (smack)

Brad Pitt wants to whore his kids out to the world. (candy)

Pamela Anderson puts on her best horse smile. (ayyyy)

The trailer for Paris Hilton's new reality show. (POTP)

Jack Osbourne planning a documentary about Ozzy. (gabby)

Dr. Dre's son found dead. (bitten)

John Cena out for 2-4 months with neck injury. (wresting)

Dr. Dre's Son Found Dead...


Sad.. he was only 20 years old.. not sure what the cause of death was yet.. but sad..

A rep for the rapper says, "Dr. Dre is mourning the loss of his son Andre Young, Jr."

Paula Abdul Excited about New Judge


Paula doesn't feel threatened by the presence of another female judge in the upcoming season of IDOL.. she welcomes her... "It’s about time another girl joined,” Abdul told PEOPLE Monday at the U.S. Open opening night celebration in Flushing, N.Y. “More girl power.”

The two have been friends for a while so there is no tension.. they worked together on a song for Kylie Mignogue back in the day...

But will adding another female judge take the spotlight away from Abdul? “No,” says the singer. “This is great for the show. I’ve been waiting for this. I really have and people will love her. She’s great!”