Sporty Spice is hot! (Oh yeah, she's knocked up too)...and MORE!!!

Britney only brushes her hair every 3 days? Ew. Maybe she should just shave it again. (smack)

What happened to equal rights?! Obama singled out, but it's sorta good this time around. (candy)

Parents, Olympic wrestling is NOT for your childrens' eyes. (ayyyy)

Da Brat sentenced to 3 years in jail. Hey, that's the first time she's been in the news since VH1's The Surreal Life! (POTP)

Spice Girl Melanie C is pregnant! (gabby)

Michael Phelps likes him some Rice. (bitten)

Randy Orton lied about motorcycle crash? (wrestling)