Casey Aldridge smoking with baby

Check out the pics below from TMZ of Casey Aldridge more or less blowing smoke right in his 1-year-old daughter Maddie's face. And look at his baby's momma Jamie Lynn Spears not even giving a sh*t. They be classy, folks.

Casey Aldridge injured in car accident

Jamie Lynn Spears' baby-daddy Casey Aldridge was injured in a one-car crash over the weekend. It happened late Saturday night/early Sunday morning at 1:30am (so obviously after a night out) near the Mississippi/Louisiana state line. Casey's injuries weren't life threatening, but he was charged with reckless driving. Those are all the details that were released.

How much you wanna bet he was trashed?

Update on Jamie Lynn pregnancy rumor

There's a new rumor floating around about Jamie Lynn Spears being knocked up. It turns out that her fiance, Casey Aldridge, might not even be the father.

This broad isn't even legal yet (she turned 17 in April), is possibly pregnant with her second child, and it may NOT be the father of her first baby?! Classy. Real classy.

Jamie Lynn's boobies stolen!

Yup, you read that right. Jamie Lynn Spears' boobs were stolen. Well, not her actual boobs, but pictures of them. And she can blame Casey Aldridge.

Apparently, Casey brought the memory card from his camera to Walmart to get some pictures developed. Not a big deal, right? Well it is when there's pictures of your girlfriend breast-feeding your baby! Apparently there's also pictures of Jamie Lynn holding their daughter Maddie while wearing some hot lingerie.

Three things: 1) Whoever stole those pics is screwed, because it's considered possession of kiddie porn since Jamie Lynn isn't 18. 2) Who the hell takes a picture of a baby sucking on a booby? 3) Who the hell holds a baby while wearing lingerie?

Jamie Lynn and Casey Aldridge getting married

Damn right. Because no Spears baby will be considered a bastard.

Jamie Lynn going to be a single mom?

The rumor mill is going CRAZY right now with word that Jamie Lynn Spears might have to raise her baby with Casey Aldridge by herself.

To his credit, Casey isn't going to be a deadbeat dad. He's actually thinking of joining the National Guard. Stepping up to be a man and help our country?

My money is on "Oh S**T I'm having a kid with a girl from a psychotic family. I'm outta here!"

Paparazzo Jailed for Stalking

...as they all should be butttt.... anyways, Jamie Lynn had one paparazzo in particular constantly in her face and he ended up getting arrested for it..


Snapper Edwin Marino has been arrested for stalking the very pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears in Mississippi...The Los Angeles-based photographed posted bond on Tuesday and is scheduled to appear in court next week. Merino denied the accusations in a phone interview Wednesday with The Associated Press. He said that he was about 200 feet away from the couple using a long lens when he was arrested at a gas station. Merino said he was the only photographer following Spears during most of his four days in the Liberty area. "I just think since I was the only one there, it was just easier for them to single me out," Merino said.


Sketchballs... they all need to get thrown in jail... I'd be so whigged out if I had people constantly in my face... I'd be afraid to shower... nude pics all over the internet

File him under douchebag

Jamie Lynn Spears's tough-guy boyfriend/fiance/baby-daddy Casey Aldridge apparently got so annoyed with paparazzi snapping pictures of him and Jamie Lynn that he whipped out his...

Gun.

Yes. Casey "I'd still be a nobody if I didn't knock up Zoey 101" Aldridge pulled an effing gun on paparazzi and told them to back off.

I hope a midget uses your balls as a punching bag, you tool.