Save Katie '08...and MORE!!

Joan Rivers calls Angelina Jolie stupid. At least Angelina doesn't melt in the sun. (smack)

Pamela Anderson hangs out with...Michael Jackson?! (candy)

Al Pacino hearts him some chili! (ayyyy)

Christina Aguilera out with baby Max! (POTP)

Operation: Save Katie Holmes is under way!! (gabby)

Tiger Woods may not be cleared to golf, but it doesn't stop him from nailing a hole-in-one...on his wife! (bitten)

Shawn Michaels injured!! (wrestling)

Angelina takes role in Tom Cruise movie?

Since Tom Cruise is bat sh*t crazy and pulled out of the starring role for Edwin A. Salt, a movie about a CIA agent who tries to prove that he's not a Russian spy, Angelina Jolie may end up with the role and rumor has it they're already in the process of re-writing the script for her.

I kinda hope a crazy fan randomly knees Tom in the gonads. He's more annoying than asparagus making your pee smell.

Angelina gets advice from a porn star

Angelina Jolie is up for the role of Catwoman and is asking her friends what they think. One of those friends is porn star Tera Patrick.

If Angie is getting advice on how to be Catwoman from a porn star, this is a movie I'm DEFINITELY going to see.

Brad Pitt is a "bastard"

Relax, my little chickadees. I'm not insulting the man that gets to makeout with the hottest pair of lips ever. Brad just signed on to star in Quentin Tarantino's latest flick Inglorious Bastards. He'll play a Southern rebel turned Jewish resistance leader in the World War II movie.

But seriously, Brad is a bastard because he gets to hook up with Angelina Jolie all the time.

Brangelina adopting more rugrats?

Oh it's true. It's damn true. After seeing footage of the earthquake in China, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were so upset that they've talked about adopting a Chinese orphan or two.

They adopt kids like it's nothing. I go to a baseball game and "get a hot dog or 2." Brangelina watches TV and decided to "get a Chinese kid or 2."

Another Pic of Jolie-Pitt twins

Check out those lips! I think she got em from her mama ;)

Angelina Jolie's dad talkin' smack

Apparently Jon Voight (who is Angelina Jolie's father) had some not-so-nice words to say about the birth of his twin-granddaughters. He said he was surprised that she could be the mother of twins because she "wasn't the kind that played with dolls."

Yeah, because that makes a lot of sense.

The Jolie Pitt Twins Are So Cuteeeee

Meet Knox and Vivienne :) Sooooo tiny! I want them!

Brad and Angelina will show off their babies this Sunday, and MORE!!

The Hulkster says jail is making Nick Hogan a better man, and Nick likes jail! (smack)

Watch out now! Brangelina are exposing their new twins to the world this Sunday!!! (candy)

Kim Kardashian loves Mickey D's, and loves showing off her Quarter Pounders. (ayyyy)

John Mayer on roids?!?! (POTP)

Mini-Me talks about his...umm..."mini-me" (gabby)

Janice Dickinson tries to get a boyfriend through some carrot lovin' (bitten)

Jim Ross thinks WWE is giving away John Cena vs Batista too early? (wrestling)

Secrets about Brangelina's new twins!

So a little secret was let out of the bag about Brangelina's new twins. They weren't conceived naturally, but with In Vitro Fertilization. I refuse to break down what that is right here, because I'm sure I'll be breaking some sort of law with the younger fans of this page, so just click here if you're that curious. Anyway, it's usually done when one of the partners is infertile.

Can you imagine if Brad Pitt, the man that every women wishes they could sleep with, can't get it up?! Score one for the pudgy, pancake-loving guys!

The TWINS have Finally Arrived!

Angelina and Brad are now parents of 6! They're giving the Brady Bunch a run for their money... Angelina gave birth to a boy and a girl this morning. Each weighing about 5 lbs. Names? The boy - Knox Leon and the girl - Vivienne Marcheline... different haha

"The babies are doing well. The operation went just perfectly," Dr. Michael Sussmann told PEOPLE Sunday. "Angelina is in very good spirits. Brad Pitt was at her side. He was there and all was well."


Awwww, finallllly. I think that's like the 6th celeb baby born this week haha How much do you think the mags will pay for the first pics of these kids? Jeez...

More conflicting stories about Angelina

We reported yesterday that the magazine Closer had reported that Angelina gave birth to her twins already. Well now there's more conflicting reports saying that Angelina still hasn't given birth to her babies yet, but just in the hospital. The Associated Press is reporting that she is currently in Lenval Hospital in Nice, France under doctor's surveillance. A spokeswoman for the hospital said that she's not close to giving birth, she's just getting some rest and care before she does.

This is getting annoying. She seriously just needs to call my cell phone and let me know when she pops them out so we can put an end to the 50,000 reports of her already giving birth.

Update on Angelina

... yup, still pregnant... I feel like those twins have been in there for 10 months+...it would be a cruel cruel joke if this was all a stunt and she just had pillows under there...

Aniston Vs Jolie..the Ultimate Cat Fight!!

Finally! It's going down! Jennifer Aniston Vs Angelina Jolie! The "ex-wife" versus the "other woman!"

Sadly, it's not going to look like a Gina Carano Mixed Martial Arts fight. Instead, it's a Battle in the Box Office. On October 24, Aniston's movie He's Just Not That Into You hits the big screen, while Jolie's Changeling is released on the same day.

My money is on Jen.

Angelina Jolie on this month's Entertainment cover

Angelina Jolie (and her huge, insanely hot lips) grace this month's cover of Entertainment Magazine. The interview inside touches on some very personal things, including being surprised about finding out she was pregnant with twins, sex during pregnancy, her relationship with Brad Pitt, how people view her, her past, and more.

So basically it's the same as any other interview she's done, except she's not making out with her brother after or talking about having sex with her ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton in the back of limousines before awards shows.

Confusion over Jolie-Pitt Birth

Entertainment Tonight had announced that Jolie had already given birth to her twins and they then were contradicted by PEOPLE who said that story was false. Though, they never did retract their initial story, ET is now saying they were given this information from an imposter. Somebody was posing to be Angelina's assistant and emailed ET with the gossip.

A rep for the show said they did not know about the existence of an imposter until Monday, when Jolie's attorneys circulated a letter to media outlets warning them of the ersatz employee. But sources have told the Associated Press (which ran with ET's "scoop") that ET was told after its online story went up—but before airtime Friday—that the information was no good. So why did they continue with its release?

Makes no sense to me, just makes me think they run with stories and they aren't reliable haha but I guess I do the same... oops... when gossip is too hot to keep to yourself, who can blame them?!?!

The Jolie-Pitt Crew Adds 2!

2 baby girls :) Angelina supposedly had the twins... according to Entertainment Tonight.... The babies are named Isla Marcheline (after Angelina's late mom) and Amelie Jane (in honor of Brad's mother).

Can't wait to see them :) Hopefully they emerge sooner than Shiloh did! haha


UPDATE: People Magazine is saying she did NOT have the babies yet. So I guess stay tuned? haha But... Angie has apparently made amends with her dad, Jon Voight, and they're back on speaking terms. So that's good news even if we don't have births to announce yet haha

Jenna Jameson = Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie in 2000: Freaky and Goth. She used to cut her body, talk about having sex in the back of limousines, and swapped spit with her brother. Angelina today: The second-coming of Mother Theresa. Hell, she's the female version of the Pope.

If Angelina can do it, why not former porn star Jenna Jameson? Jenna said that she's going to follow in Angelina's footsteps and stay unmarried, but told US Magazine that her and UFC fighter Tito Ortiz are trying to have kids.

Good for her. I'll admit, I'm going to miss her on those lonely Friday nights, but I'm glad she's trying to clean up her act. Now if she could just...ahem...tighten up some loose ends.

Angelina is Having Twins!

The actress and humanitarian finally confirmed the happy news in an interview with the Today show at the Cannes Film Festival. That'll make the Jolie-Pitt crew grow to 6 kids!!

Pictures from Jamie Lynn Spears' baby shower! (and more)

Amy Winehouse arrested again!!! (smack)

Scientists say having a fat @$$ is good for your health! See why here! (candy)

Chris Brown shows off his 8-pack stomache on the cover of Ebony Magazine. (POTP)

Britney Spears offers Jamie Lynn some baby advice. (gabby)

And here are the pics from Jamie Lynn's baby shower. I guess on the invites it said to dress in your best set of gawdy curtains. (allie)

When and where is the Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz shotgun wedding happening??? (bitten)

Mariah Carey looking fit in new bikini shots! (fatback)

Angelina Jolie has a pair of twins inside this baby bump! (popbytes)

Star Jones looks like a possessed hog in this picture. (dlist)

The Hurricane slapped in the face at a bar... and files assault charges! (wrestling)