Friday, February 29, 2008

Twins for Angelina & Brad!!!


Angelina Jolie will reportedly be having TWINS!!!

And the celebrity overpopulation continues.
You're not going to be able to walk the streets in Los Angeles in 18 years.

Notes I wrote down while watching Survivor last night.


These are my Survivor Quick Thoughts:

*No Fairplay or Yao Man left? (snooze)
*Jonathan- you sit like a girl.
*Kathy- you're pretty hot for a giant bird.
*9 people, one eel. Chow down!!
*Chet must have some serious prune hands from all that time in the water.
*Eliza sucks.
*At least Ozzie & James will tell you "you suck" to your face.
*Chickens??? Way to rip off "Kid Nation," Survivor!
*Underwater boob slip! Sweet.
*Ozzie is a machine.
*"Triumphant. Could that be a word?" You're brilliant James. It is a word.
*Ozzie has the Idol!
*Get rid of Eliza or Chet!
*Favorites SMOKED them TWICE!
*Damn- Eliza's safe.
*Fans are bo-ring!
*If the fans vote out Mikey, they'll be boringer than paste!
*Eric- Farah Fawcett called. She wants her hair back.
*That's it! They're boringer than paste!
*Not a big fan of this season at all! But I'll keep watching because I have to. And I got busted for not watching!
*Next week someone might lose a leg??? That's exactly what this show needs!!!

Gavin DeGraw Poll Time!


Gavin DeGraw -- the guy who sang "I Don't Wanna Be (The One Tree Hill Theme)" and "Chariot" will be in the studio with me tomorrow promoting his new CD.

I want to create a classic internet moment with Gavin to drive some hits.

Should I:

A) Get Gavin to punch me hard in the stomache?
B) Sing a beautiful duet with Gavin?
C) Get Gavin to clean the radio station toilets?

VOTE HERE!!! The poll is on the top left of the page! Thanks. BTW -- the video of Gavin doing whatever should be up here Saturday night/Sunday morning.

Non-Celebrity But Awesome #25791-172

This guy's pretty big on Youtube, but new to me. My buddy Big over at v3me.com brought him to my attention.

It's easy to trash people doing creative stuff on the internet... but this guy is f*cking funny!!! Give it a watch:

Big Brother 9 Random Thought


Hey Natalie. If you mention that you're from "The Beaver State" one more time, I'm going to file a motion to have Oregon removed from the Union.

Thank you.

-Jackson

Courtney Love Sans Make-Up

Courtney Love without make-up will make you drop and give me twenty then rinse your mouth out with toilet water.

Here she is with make-up:



And CLICK HERE to see her without!

You're doing pushups in the bathroom right now, aren't you?

Cleveland is getting his own Family Guy spinoff show!


Peter Griffin's buddy Cleveland Brown is getting his own spinoff show!

The project -- so far appropriately called "Cleveland," is being written by "Family Guy" creator Seth MacFarlane.

This could be excellent.

It also could be "American Dad" bad.

By the way, FOX has also greenlighted a spinoff show for "Prison Break" as well.

Glad to see the writers were working on original ideas during their time off.

Tom Brady: Underwear Model???


Tom Brady has conquered football. Game over. He's the best.
So now, he's going to attempt to conquer soccer's David Beckham... by selling more underwear.

Oh boy I feel gay just typing this story.

Calvin Klein is in talks to turn Tom Brady into an underwear model! David Beckham has sparked serious sales for Armani underwear, where he's the underwear model but Calvin Klein Inc. is "confident that Brady will blow the competition out of the water."

Putting Tom Brady in underwear commercials??? That's like putting a bulldog in a tutu!
The ladies love it... but the poor dog is ashamed of himself.

Next thing you know he'll be the spokesperson for Tampax.

The Daily Dirt -- Step Up 3 IN 3D!!!

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Hillary Clinton in Amy Winehouse's make-up! (and more)


Freaking FUNNY: Check this picture of Hillary Clinton if she were to use Amy Winehouse's new make-up line!!! (smack)

Blogger headline of the day: "Kate Beckinsdale's Vagina Is A Tomb." Now you gotta go read the post. (circus)

Pictures of Prince Harry fighting in Afghanistan. (bitten)

Katherine Heigl is leaving "Grey's Anatomy!!!" (crunch)

Sweet. Hulk Hogan is having an affair with Brooke's best friend. PS- Nice jowels, Hulkster. (crap)

Check out this super-funky Gwen Stefani photo spread for V Magazine. I'm not sure my level of scaredness over it. (popbytes)

Jake "The Snake" Roberts is being inducted into the Hall of Fame. I hope "Damian" is too! (wrestling)

Ashlee Simpson's wearing "THE RING!" Dun, dun, dun!!!


Ashlee appeared on Fuse TV's The Sauce promoting her new CD sporting THE RING!!!

But it's not an engagement ring, it's a promise ring.

"It just means that he hasn' t asked my dad yet..."


I don't think her dad'll care. He's too busy hitting on Jessica.

(pause)

What the hell is the deal with promise rings anyway???
Is that a step-up from a friendship bracelet???
If you're promising to marry somebody someday... isn't that an engagement???

(resume)

Uh... that's all I got.

(end)

Miley Cyrus Drinks Ketchup!!!

Mmm... Mmm... Yeeeeeehaaaaaaawwwww!!!

The Daily Dirt -- Barack LOVES the Jonas Brothers!

Play a game!!!

I sucked some buttocks on posting yesterday and I'll probably blow today too (at least in the AM) due to the stupid-ass dentist... so until then... enjoy a little game (but TURN OFF YOUR SOUND! This music is f'ing annoying!):



More MySpace Games and Codes at MySpace ModWorld

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Nice fake hair, American Idol Guy! (and more)


Which American Idol contestant was sporting fake hair on last night's show??? Hint: Not a woman. Find out here. (smack)

Ali Lohan wants to be just like big sis' Lindsay!!! (circus)

Britney is having that paparazzi-dude's child?? Ugh... (bitten)

No sex for Jennifer Aniston!!! (gabby)

Peep these weird Janet Jackson photographs yo. (popbytes)

It's "The Miley & Mandy Youtube Show!" Starring Miley Cyrus and her awkward 21-year-old girlfriend. (crap)

Lindsay Lohan shows a hella-lotta leg on the cover of "Paper Magazine." (crunch)

Vince McMahon and the WWE in hot water with congress again! (wrestling)

FIRST PIC OF NICOLE & JOEL'S BABY!



I'm a geek for Nicole.
I just like her for some reason. I don't know why.
Enough to hit "caps lock" before typing the headline that we have the first glimpse of her oven-fresh baby.

I think her kid is cuter than Christina's.
Yes it's a competition.

So who do you vote for???
It's a BABY OFF!!!

Not Funny. Do Not Want.


New MC. Thoughts?

Pamela Anderson: "Rick Salomon marriage never existed."


Pamela Anderson is taking the '6-year-old who just spilled juice on the carpet right before your eyes' defense in her two month marriage to Rick Salomon by claiming 'it never happened.'

She's trying to convince the courts that much like 79% of her body mass, the marriage was fake. If she succeeds she'll be granted an annulment which will on the books make it look as if the marriage never happened.

So why all the failed marriages for Pammy? (see also Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, and Kid Rock part 2)

I blame it all on Pamela's bad case of "The Next Morning Syndrome."

The Daily Dirt -- Paris' New Show/Best Friend

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

What Brooke Hogan's breath smells like! (and more)


FUNNY! Here's what Brooke Hogan's breath smells like, brother. (circus)

What in the hell happened to your face??? (smack)

And what the hell happened to YOUR face??? (crunch)

Britney gets more visitation with her kids. (POTP)

EW!!! America's Next Top Model contestant drinks her own breast milk!!! (gabby)

Mel B loses control! (bitten)

Nelly Furtado's ass says "I'm pregnant!" (backwash)

This lady admits she's a big hooooooooooo on TV and ruins her marriage for money (Fox's Moment Of Truth)... and loses. HAHAHA! (crap)

Ew. WWE Smackdown is leaving the CW Network for My Network TV. They're leaving crappy for crappier. (wrestling)

Current State of Hollywood / TMZ


That's right, the entire entity of the TMZ, (which means, "Talentless Monotonous Zealots") is heading down the tubes. Why, you diligently ask? Well, between the severe (and MUCH NEEDED) crackdown on the paps, by the LAPD, and well, the lack of stories, people are finally learning that they don't really care what celebrities do. Listen and let me list some of their headlines, at 4pm, (EST) on Tuesday, February 26th, 2008.
>T.O. to Barry Bonds: Gimme the Juice*
Barry Bonds and Terrel Owens are hanging out. Slander of both men, just hanging out.
>Robin Williams: A Family Affair
Commenting on Robin Williams' family life, based on one picture, and a divorce.
>Heigl: Call in the Gays!
Katherine Heigl bought furniture for her house, and TMZ speculates that homosexual men are better at decorating.
>Beatle Gets Stoned In New York
Mick Jagger, understandingly has nothing to say to the public about Paul McCartney's divorce. Shocker!
>Parker Posey Pucks Over Paps
Parker Posey is getting off and airplane, in (Whoa!) an airport.
>Man Loves Zac Efron!
Zac Efron shows up to an event. Zing.

This is what I am saying to you, faithful viewing public of dirtydirtdirt.com - Are you looking to be shocked and amazed by the mundane world of the seedy underbelly of society that is, paparazzi photographers and journalists? Or are you looking for some lighthearted entertainment, every day, lightly given to you with a spoonful of sugar.

Keep reading the dirt. And thanks for your support.

Heidi Klum's daughter is super cute!!!


This is Heidi Klum's 3-year-old daughter Leni.

Isn't she cute??!!

But you know she probably deals crystal meth at nursery school.

(kidding! I hope.)

First Photographic Proof that Rihanna & Chris Brown Are Getting It On


This past weekend, Rihanna & Chris Brown were all over each other in Jamaica and for the first time a photo captured the two acting "coupley."

Last week Chris Brown was thrown a 20th birthday party and party-goers say Rihanna and Chris were all over each other making smoochy-smoochy time.

Big fat DUH!!!

But it's nice to actually see them together. They're a cool couple.

Celebrity Stories That Don't Matter: Kate Hudson


Kate Hudson has a fondness for bein' nekkid.
She spends a lot of time naked in her house.

"My mom and dad never gave a big deal about nudity in our house. I often walk around naked or just wearing my panties."


God I hope she washes her furniture well.
God I wish she was my neighbor.

Greatest Show On TV... that I've never watched.

If you haven't been watching "Newport Harbor" boy have you been missing out!!!
Boy oh boy oh boy!!!

So here's what you've been missing (in 25 seconds flat):

Amy Winehouse is coming out with her own clothing and make-up line!


The apocalypse is upon us!!!

Amy Winehouse is coming out with her own line of clothing and make-up so fans can copy her "unique" look.
Umm... that would be like if Lynn Spears came out with a parenting book. Oh wait.

A friend says:

“Amy’s style has been copied by girls around the country and there’s a lot of money to be made. It’s a very distinctive look. She wants to bring out a range of cosmetics and fashion products. There could be hairspray, head scarves, liquid eyeliner, perfume."


I'd rather be dressed by a blind elderly woman at a craft fair.
(Mostly because I love hand-knit booties.)

Paris Hilton dating Benji Madden


One day Paris & Nicole could be sister-in-laws. You know that's why Paris is now dating Benji Madden.

The two were seen on a shopping spree yesterday in Hollywood.
The night before, Paris went to a club in St. Louis where she watched her new man DJ and danced the night away to his sweet sounds.

The night before that, she forgot to shave her armpits. Sorry. Still not quite over that. I have a very small mind.

Paris, by the way, has just landed a new "reality show" where she'll be looking for a new best friend. Ouch. If I were Nicole Richie I'd... um... probably eat a hamburger. Because maintaining a healthy weight is important. Then I'd be pissed at Paris.

News That Will Make You Feel Old


Prince is getting hip replacement surgery.

Now go back to clipping coupons and drinking your prune juice, granny.

New Music Tuesday!!! (2/26)

Welcome back to my own private hell, that is, listening to the latest releases and giving you honest to goodness reviews, based on the entire albums and not just the singles! We here at Dirtydirtdirt do the work for you! So enjoy the ado.... and begin -

LADIES WEEK!!!!

>So, we've all been waiting and wondering what JANET JACKSON has been up to lately, right? ....(*crickets...crickets*).... Right? (....tumbleweeds blow by my keyboard...) Me neither. She, however has been recording (and presumably other things*) with boyfriend/munchkin Jermaine Dupree, the album "DISCIPLINE". The first single "Feedback" is our first taste of what happens when you lock Janet and JD in a studio for a spell, and while I really have nothing bad to say about the track, it's pretty much standard studio Janet, across the board. Nothing special. Sure, most of it would sound better in a club, but how often are you clubbing it these days? (I'm not talking to you Maloof brothers!!) It doesn't hit like "Rhythm Nation 1814" did, back in the day, and it doesn't have the same kind of 'umph' that "Velvet Rope" did. Does anyone remember another Janet Jackson album besides those two? Nah, me neither. I like Ms. Jackson, (because I'm nasty), but this album is just average to me.
+1.7 Wardrobe Malfunctioning Stars
>
ERYKAH BADU finally has an album coming out, and while I am almost convinced that Ms. Badu is literally almost completely crazy now, most great musicians are, so this should be a fun ride. And she does not disappoint, once again. The whole album is a fun, funky, trippy ride, and the closed thing to a complete "album", since the late 1960s. I applaud her efforts and give this album my coveted PICK O'THE WEEK! Sidebar - Her video for 'Honey', is the greatest thing to grace BET in years!
+3.9 AfroStars
>It's always seemed to me, that both the music and the physical being of Mrs. DOLLY PARTON has seemed, how do I say this... Fake, I guess? I mean, she's an earnest, hard working country grrl, who's always overcome adversity... but I like her as a cartoon figure, and a character, and not really a singer. That out of the way, she's a hell of a talent, an American treasure, and the reason why Al-Queda hates our freedoms. I have no take on her new album "
Backwoods Barbie". If you like her, I'm sure you'll think it's great. And it can't be worse that most of the crap out there now anyways. Ehh. Sidebar - If you want a glimpse into what Jessica Simpson would look like if she had more/any talent, look no further. It's like looking into a time machine!
+1.2 Bleach Blonde Stars
>MISSY HIGGINS, who's no relation to Bryan Huggins, is next on our all-star line-up of ladies. Anyone who's ever watched an episode of any Grey's Anatomy, or seen a movie with Zach Braff, or watched ANY sappy TV show on the CW, knows the sound of music on this album. Higgins is no new comer to this trend, and has helped out many-a-show end their season, episode, or whatever, with her blend of downbeat, introspective, piano-driven harmonies... and you would expect me to say something bad about this, right? We'll, truth is, I like the little Aussie. I like her voice, I like her message, and I like the fact that she writes all of her own songs. So, for you Missy Higgins, and your new album "
On a Clear Night", you win. A good review from me. : )
+3.6 Earnest, Non-Lipsynching Stars

The Daily Dirt -- Oscars Thoughts & kAEdo k's Tuesday New Music Haikus



(email subscribers click the headline to come watch the video!)

Monday, February 25, 2008

Jonas Brothers fan backs me up on Youtube!

Remember that whole Jonas Brothers poll fiasco I got myself into a couple weeks ago???

[If you don't, relive it HERE and HERE.]

Well... someone brought this Youtube video to my attention. Hopefully it will prevent the hits on my life made using the weekly allowance of a few teenage girls! (Just a joke JB fans... just a joke!)

Anyway -- whoever made it... thank you. :)

Get the Dirt Out, Win an iPod


Here are the details:

I need to get the word out that this little blog (and/or my Daily Dirt video report) exists. It's been growing quickly... but I want to blow it up huge... and I'm an impatient person.

So -- let's do a contest! And I'm gonna make it easy to enter too.

All I ask you to do is send out an email to all your friends, or post a bulletin on Myspace, or a message to all your contacts on Facebook or whatever telling them about this site (and/or the Daily Celebrity Dirt videos). Don't hype it too much. Tell them the truth of why you like it (or why you don't) and why they might like to check it out. That's it.

Then after you do that, send me an email to:
celebritydirt@gmail.com

In the subject type "Get the Dirt Out, Win an iPod."
I'll pick one winner from all the entries one week from today and send them a new iPod Shuffle.

I'm totally going on trust on this one. I'm hoping you'll try to help me get the word out on this stuff, but I'm asking for no proof. :)

Please only one entry per person too. Thanks!!!

Thanks for your help in publicizing the site and the videos... and GOOD LUCK!!!

Who Wore It Best: Britney Spears Edition! (and more)


Who wore it best? Britney Spears Edition! (circus)

Britney Spears "Break the Ice" REMIX-MIX-MIX-MIX (come listen) (popbytes)

Ryan Seacrest asks about Jessica Alba's mom-boobs. She's not thrilled. (video) (gabby)

Is Jessica Alba having twins too??? (answer inside) (crunch)

Renee Zellweger: then and now! (pics) (bitten)

SNL 'Rock Of Love 2' Spoof (video) (smack)

American Idol's David Hernandez worked at a gay bar? (social)

Oscars Afterparties Photos (crap)

WWE's Maria Playboy Preview Photos (wrestling)

David Blaine to stay awake for 2 WEEKS!


David Blaine has come up with a new public act of self mutilation... err... magic trick to amaze the public.

He will attempt to break the world record for staying awake the longest. The current record is 11 days and 2 hours, held by Tony Wright from the UK.

Blaine will attempt 13 days in what should be the boringest stunt of all time.

He has postponed the stunt until September "because the training has been so tough." I bet his breath smells like perma-ass from all the coffee he's been guzzling.

Whose Head Did I Erase? ROUND 4!!!


Who was at the beach making whatever poses she could to draw attention to her slightly augmented upper body?

I erased her head.

Will you guess two in a row??? Or will I start another stumping-spree?

Alright... alright... the damn pictures are everywhere now!!!

I must make better decisions on whose head to erase.

SO... congratulations PK, jenner, gurlygurlcass, and kathi!!!
And now let's reattach her head:


Hulk has to be somewhere having a cow. "Stop staring brothers!!!"

Come back to www.dirtydirtdirt.com tomorrow for another game of "Whose Head Did I Erase?" And I vow to stump you all next time!!!

Oscars' Best Moment -- Gary Busey Attacks Ryan Seacrest & Jennifer Garner

Last nights' Oscars were a big ol' snoozefest for the most part. BUT here's the highlight of the night -- I LOVE uncomfortable live TV moments, so thank you Gary Busey for giving us something memorable from last night!!! (You freaky piece of human!)

Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpson expecting baby!!!

Here's the announcement right from the couple!



Very K-fed and Britney meets Mr. Miyagi and Danielson.
Sarcastic bastards! :)

Thanks for the heads up Katie!

Oscar Dresses -- The Best & The Worst

Last night there was lots of RED! Some wore it well:
(Heidi Klum)


And some wore it with bizarre long-ass gloves:
(Julie Christy)


While others stayed home and played football in their dress in the kitchen:
(dad)

Barbara Walters interviews Miley Cyrus (pre Oscars)

Sunday, February 24, 2008

I Want YOU for Celebrity Dirt!!!


This is your chance to be a part of Celebrity Dirt's "Daily Dirt!"

If you have a webcam on your computer or laptop or a video camera on your cell phone -- send me a rant!
20 seconds or less... about ANYTHING celebrity and timely... and I might put you in the Friday edition of "The Daily Dirt!"

Every week... more of your rants... if you send 'em.

And I'll probably make fun of you.

Sorry in advance.

But I honestly thank you for your participation. :)

(You'll be seen by over 5,000 and up to 300,000 people so get your game on!!!)

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Angelina Jolie is pregnant!!! Here's the baby bump!!!


Either Angelina Jolie is pregnant... or... she was stung in the gut by a bee the size of Gary Coleman.
Being stung by Gary Coleman would suck. I hope she's pregnant.
40 years... no sex... he'd sting with fury.


Here's Brad and Angelina at the Film Independent's Spirit Awards.

Big Brother 9 contestant Amanda faints and has a seizure on camera


Wow. These videos are disturbing (and the language is foul as a warning).
On the show Big Brother, contestants who lose certain challenges have to go on the "slop diet." Who knows what the hell the stuff is... but it isn't good. It looks like chunky dry oatmeal but I have no idea what it really is.

Amanda was put on the diet on Thursday. She is hypoglycemic. From Wikipedia:

Hypoglycemia (hypoglycaemia in British English) is the medical term for a pathologic state produced by a lower than normal level of glucose (sugar) in the blood. The term hypoglycemia literally means "under-sweet blood" (Gr. hypo-, glykys, haima). Hypoglycemia can produce a variety of symptoms and effects but the principal problems arise from an inadequate supply of glucose as fuel to the brain, resulting in impairment of function (neuroglycopenia). Derangements of function can range from vaguely "feeling bad" to coma and (rarely) permanent brain damage or death. Hypoglycemia can arise from many causes and can occur at any age.


Here are the two videos from the house "live feed." Both videos are from yesterday.

In the first Amanda is talking to another houseguest about feeling bad and needing sugar. She was complaining about not being let into "the diary room" to ask for something to feel better. Then she collapses.

In the second video (which is VERY disturbing) you can see her having what appears to be a seizure.





I hope she's OK. She's been off the live feeds for a while but is still in the house.

There is also word that Allison (another houseguest) has been taken to the hospital for a seperate incident. Rumored to be an allergic reaction to peanuts -- she's back in the house too. A second possibility is that someone slipped something into her slop. Producers are rumored to be doing tests on the slop to determine if it was tampered with. DRAMA!!!
From all indications (and due to this season's lackluster ratings) this could be the last season of Big Brother.

Get the Dirt Out, Win an iPod


Details coming Monday.

Friday, February 22, 2008

POLL: Britney's "Belly Bump" -- What IS it?


Earlier this week, Britney showed off this new "belly bump."

What IS it?

Come vote HERE because if you don't you're un-American.

[And if you're reading this from another country, you're "un-(your country here)ian!"]

Sex & the City Full Length Theatrical Trailer (and more)


Watch the new Sex and the City movie trailer! (smack)

Get a perky butt for just $109. And parking validation too. (circus)

Remember Toni Basil? The cheerleader singer who sang "Hey Mickey?" Here she is 26 years later! (popbytes)

You too can pay Nick Lachey thousands of dollars to come whine at your place of employment! Hooray! (gabby)

She... likes... to party. She likes. She likes... to party. I'm speaking of Nicole Richie and singing Venga Boys in my head. (POTP)

Gag me with a spoon! Paris Hilton shows off her hairy armpits. (bitten)

Great recipe for chicken and artichoke fricassee with morel mushrooms. Yum! (food)

EXCLUSIVE!!! First Look at J-Lo and her new babies!!!

I knew there were more than 2 in there!

Spice-y Breaking News!



Insider reports say that Vicki Beckham, .... what? ...oh... we're on good terms. I call her Vicki. Anyways, rumors around Hollywood have been that Posh has been trying to go the completely unconvent
ional diva route, and actually CREATE another child. The mother of 3 tells Ireland Online, last week.

""I'm really feeling the pressure (to have another baby). Every time I go out someone says to me, 'Are you pregnant?'. I have one baby and everyone wants to know when the next one is coming. I have three kids that are so gorgeous. I love them. I do everything for my kids. Three is a lot."

Yea, three is a lot... That is, if you take care of your kids. She's probably got a team of nannies working around the clock. As a matter of fact, she probably came to this country to have the LA Galaxy take care of this kids. Real Madrid wasn't having it!

Here's the REAL DIRT though. Overheard at the Spice Girls concert in Washington DC last night, there was a buzz in the first few rows as an anonymous source told someone close to the dirtydirtdirt.com website, to "watch Victoria, and check out how calculated and 'non-jumping' she is...", and, "she's eating for two...maybe?", leading to this casual insider surmise that.... VICTORIA BECKHAM IS PREGNANT WITH HER FOURTH CHILD.
You heard it here first, on dirtydirtdirt.com, where we don't care about Marc and J-Lo's zombie twins. : ) I'm kidding. Congrats! -k

The Biggest New Kids On the Block Fan On Earth


Here's the Biggest New Kids On the Block fan ever as voted at NKOTBlog!
Her hobbies include: cutting pictures of New Kids On the Block out of teen magazines, taping pictures of New Kids On the Block on her bedroom wall... and... well... that's about it.

When asked what she wants to be when she grows up, she said "Joey."

Oh and here she is NOW:

(Jonas Brothers fans: that's you in 20 years.)

Whose Head Did I Erase? ROUND 3!!!


OK. It's now a weekly game.

Have at it.

Whose head did I erase???

PS- Nobody won rounds 1 or 2 so...
Happy Losing!!!

I'm an ass.


Congrats daesha, anonymous, zach, and anonymous!!!
The answer: below!
Finally someone (or 4) wins one of these!!!
Next week will be tougher!

Amy Winehouse the slob, Gene Simmons' Sex Tape, & Paramore Breaking Up??? It's the Daily Dirt!

Kirstie Alley: hot again???















The exhale after this picture was huuuuge.

Aaron Carter -- busted for speeding and marijuana


It's Aaron's party... and he's bringing weed!
Well he would have if he didn't get busted by the cops yesterday.

He was pulled over in Kimble County, Texas for speeding.
When police officers noticed Aaron's lil' bag o' nugs they slapped on the cuffs.
Update - Nothing "lil'" about Aaron's bag -- 2 OUNCES! I guess they just noticed the sleeping bag of pot in the passengers seat!

No mug shot released yet... so until then this dramatization of what I think the now 20 year-old Aaron Carter might look like:

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Your Up-To-The-Minute Britney Spears Update! (and more)


Here's your big up-to-the-minute Britney Spears update. (Because without it we'd all go into detox.) (circus)

Paris Hilton is desperate for attention!!! (gabby)

Amy Winehouse live at "The Brit Awards" last night -- video. (popbytes)

Pink speaks to fans about her divorce -- via blogging obviously! (smack)

Jason Wahler banned for using the N-word again! Man I hate that word! (POTP)

Awww... Poor Miley Cyrus wants more friends. (gabby)

Disgusting!!! Ashton Kutcher's birthday party exposes celebrities to hepatitus!!! (bitten)

Sting's wrestling return!!! (wrestling)

My celebrity girlfriend without me last night.


My celebrity girlfriend Sophia Bush went to the Global Green USA's 5th Annual Awards Season Celebration in Hollywood last night without me.

It's cool though. I had to work anyway.

She looked stunning though in this cute little orange number.

I'm smitten.

Celebrity Stories that don't matter: Brooke Shields




Brooke Shields loves garlic.


I just saw it on Martha Stewart.

"I love garlic," Brooke said while stirring a pan of onions and garlic while helping Martha cook some mushroom asparagus risotto.



More on this when we get it.

Vanessa Hudgens & Zac Efron - The Santa Sex Tape - TRUE or NOT TRUE???

Watch "The Daily Dirt" for the answer.
And yes -- it's the same video that's playing right now in the upper right hand corner of your screen.
Just bigger.
And 75% Awesomer.



Disclaimer: 75% Awesomer claim not guaranteed.

Jessica Simpson movie #1 at the box office!!!


Jessica Simpson has made the jump from movie-star-wannabe to legitimatized-leading-lady as she now has the number one movie at the box office... in the Ukraine!!!

Jessica's big bomb thudder "Blonde Ambition" is all the rage over there where it grossed $253,008 Feb. 14-17th.

Editor & Chief of Box Office Mojo says:

"The former Soviet nations have a sweet tooth for straight-up comedies."


Unfortunately this one is more like a salt lick.

Sidenote -- Sometimes I think Jessica Simpson looks hot and sometimes I think she looks like a drag queen. See picture below from Blonde Ambition. Wipe off that make-up and gawdy red lipstick and pull off that cheap wig, and that surely is a member of the Dude-Guy Man Club.