Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Pregnancy Boobs are the new Coach Purse


It's the new fad: if you got 'em, flaunt 'em... even if they're filled with the lifejuice of your newly born human offspring.

Nicole and Christina haven't been shy about showing off their mom goods, and paparazzi haven't been shy about making sure they're framed in every pic they've taken of the two.

Even Jessica Alba recently bragged about hers:

"I was like, 'Wow, where did these breasts come from? It was instant. It was great, but shocking."


So forget the plastic surgeon. Just have a baby!




[Dirtydirtdirt.com does not condone the birthing of babies solely to obtain a larger bust. Please birth your babies responsibly.]

17 comments:

louisebotting945 said...

hahahah.. no comment

Anonymous said...

u said no comment but u left a comment. your an idiot and your mean to all the poor celebs ..their lives are horrible and all u do is make it worse
you and jackson and all the other people that bash celebs make their already bad lives a hell of alot worse. so you and jackson should shut up before i figure out your screan name....well guess what to late i already figured out both of your screan names.u and jacksons.

so there.

stop making poor celebs lives worse then they already are.

kAEdo-k said...

Yo. Sweetheart. Yea, the one right above me here. You. The "jacksonsmean"-chick.

Calm down. Deep breaths. It's really not that bad. Things are going to be OK. Come down off the ledge.

Oh, and start spell checking your posts. You're making my poor life worse then it already is.
-

Boobies.

Unknown said...

Celebs have bad lives???

Oh I feel awful for them.

Let's throw them a Telethon.

Unknown said...

And PS...
Figured out my screen name???

I've given mine out more than the easy girl at your grade school.

jacksonbluekiss -- AIM
jacksonblue@kiss108.com -- email
celebritydirt@gmail.com -- that's me too

louisebotting945 said...

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH omfg.
you think they have bad lives? hahahhahahahah
and if you think that i am being mean. you havent seen anything.

Anonymous said...

NO NO NO NO NO NO I FIGURED IT OUT JACKSON AND YOU HAVE ME LOUISE'S SCREAN NAME THATS HOW I GOT HERS.

YOU GAVE IT TO ME.


U AND LOUISE ARE SO MEAN TO THE CELEBS. ITS NOT THEIR FAULT THEY HAVE SHITTY LIVES. YOU NEED TO GROWN UP...BOTH U LOUISE AND KAEDO-K OR WHAT EVER YOUR NAME IS


I WILL FIGURE OUT YOUR NAME

Anonymous said...

Ok first of all i dont think louise cares if you have her screen name, because she can just block you.

And if you think Celebs have shitty lives then you are SO wrong. They have all the money they could ask for, they get what they want when they want it, they can do illegal things and get away with it, most of them are doing what they love to do (singing, acting w/e), they dont have to worry about not having food, or how much their electricity bill is going to be, they have fancy cars and huge houses. For christ sake girl they are living the life.

If you are talking about people taking pictures and making fun of them i'm pretty sure they knew it would happen. When people become famous they know they have just signed up for the world to take their anger out on them, and all the random pictures that come with it. They also know that the media will make up lies about them to get money. Plus its fun to make fun of people sometimes and they are an open target.

Unknown said...

jacksonsmean girl-

It blows my mind that come so often to a "Celebrity Gossip" blog when you think the artist's name is "Amy White House." Why are you even here?

PS -- I know who you are already. My web buddy tracked where you post from most often. I'll talk to you when you call in around 7:30p as usual.

louisebotting945 said...

HAHAHAHHAHAH when you call in around 7:30 pm as usual

ha

kAEdo-k said...

What's a "screen name"?

Anonymous said...

screan name is something u tlak online with duh.
louises is louisebotting945....jackson gave it to me.

louisebotting945 said...

good for you...you know my screan name....like i actually care.

Unknown said...

Tough to figure out too since her screen name here is ironically... wait for it.... "louisebotting945."

Congratulations, you're only slightly retarded.

louisebotting945 said...

HAHAHAHAH thats so funny.
only "slightly" retarded

Anonymous said...

Kat said, oh my god what did I miss Jackson! another cat fight tooooo funny!!! ha ha ha luv it Jackson !! those two crack me up !! ha ha ! Prego boobs ! yup I remember those days after having my boys a bit painfull it's not comfortable they get so tight and hard full of milk they leak , hurt not pretty, I nursed my 1st. son , then my 2nd. son only for 3mons. they look nice but don't feel good the leaking drove me nuts what a mess! yes both Nicole and Christina look beautiful !!! Are glowing Congrats! to both new MOMS!!! good luck and enjoy your babes! take care chow Kat!

Anonymous said...

Wow, it's a miracle!
Jackson you should go get pregnant.