Christina Ricci is pencil thin...and MORE!!

Christina Ricci lost a ton of weight! (amygrindhouse)

Channing Tatum and his banana hammock. Ew. (smack)

Dane Cook edited out of Teen Choice Awards. (bedhead)

Diane Kruger rocks block, shows back, and hints crack. (ayyyy)

New Moon second trailer! (POTP)

The actual missing content of Dane Cook at the Teen Choice Awards. Vanessa Hudgens looks PISSED. (gabby)

Bradley Cooper dating Fart-Face Zellweger. (bitten)

Vince McMahon pissed that his company sucks. (wrestling

Jennifer Aniston love triangle

So yesterday against my better judgment, I threw up a story from the National Enquirer saying that Jennifer Aniston creeped Bradley Cooper way the f*ck out with talks of babies and marriage within a year. I had a pretty good feeling it wasn't true, but hey, controversy = ratings, right? Anyway, Life & Style magazine is reporting a totally different scenario of what's going on, and I believe this one a lot more. Jen and Bradley are apparently still dating, but there's a little obstacle -- Jen is also flirting hardcore with Gerard Butler on the set of their new flick Bounty Hunter. She feels a good connectiona nd attraction with both fellas, but she's not rushing to make any decisions because she's in no rush to head down the aisle.

I find it hilarious that stories about Jen go from one extreme to the other -- she either demands marriage and kids within a year, or she has no interest in getting married and wants to play the field. Me thinks she's saying to herself, "Self, you tried the whole sleeping with one penis for the rest of your life. Let's have some fun now."

Bradley Cooper rejects Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston struck out again...but this time it was ugly. Jen got dumped by Bradley Cooper BEFORE THEY EVEN STARTED DATING! Apparently during a recent dinner, Jen busted out the "relationship timeline" speech with Bradley (which included when she expects to be married and have kids...all that good sh*t that guarantees a guy will freak out). That's EXACTLY what happened...Bradley put the brakes on the whole thing a couple days later when he called her. She's devastated and feels like her love life has no hope.

Well, when you tell a guy you wanna be knocked up within a year and married after a couple of dates...yeah, your love life is pretty f*cked.

Jennifer Aniston out with Bradley Cooper

There's been rumors that they've been dating even though they've been shot down, but Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper weren't doing much to stop the rumors after they were seen out together in New York the other night. What do you think -- just friends, just hooking up, or dating?

Bradley Cooper talks about The Hangover

Don't worry, you're not going crazy. You did read a post about Bradley Cooper speaking on The Hangover recently, but I found this quote from him that I just couldn't let go. In one of the scenes, Bradley gets a face full of Asian testicles. He talked to our friends at Moviefone about shooting the scene.

I think it was awkward more for the crew to watch a naked Asian man's testicles dangle in front of my neck 40 or 50 times [laughs]. But for some reason I didn't realize how sort of ridiculous it all was. I know Ken [Jeong, the owner of the Asian testicles]. He's a really good friend of mine. We did a movie called All About Steve together, so it was his idea to be naked, and as he was pitching that to Todd, and it was like, "Whooooa. Okaaaay." And then I didn't even have a second thought about it. It wound up really making that scene. I think it's one of the funniest scenes in the movie, actually.

Can't say I wouldn't find it awkward to film a scene where I get teabagged, but hey, to each his own. If Bradley likes balls on his chin, so be it.

Bradley Cooper talks about The Hangover

Bradley Cooper hit up Details magazine for a chat about his life as a non-recognizable celebrity (which I kinda find hard to believe since he had a pretty decent role in Wedding Crashers) and his upcoming flick The Hangover (which looks HILARIOUS.)

About his character (in The Hangover), Phil: "Yeah, my character says the most horrid things in the movie ... I thought, the last scene, I gotta have my kid with me. He's got to be asleep on my shoulder when we're looking at photographs ... My uncle is a Phil. He talks this game. The way those men handle the children -- it's just amazing. They pick them up like a chef handling a piece of poultry, but it's with utter love and care and dominion. It breaks my heart. I thought, I want to be that. You get up, brush your teeth, your kid's on your f---ing shoulder. Don't make a big deal about it. Then, when my kid's asleep, I'm drinking a beer, talking about somebody banging chicks in Vegas."

On why he went into show business: "When I was a kid, I would fake-fight all the time. I was really good at sound effects. That's the reason why I thought I could be effective in this business."

On the benefits of not being recognized as a celebrity: "I don't have to curtail my life at all. Zero. Zero. Zero."

Jennifer Aniston seeing Bradley Cooper?

Jennifer Aniston has a thing for guys named Brad. During the party for Jen's new movie Management, she was seen hardcore flirting with Bradley Cooper, constantly putting her hand on his chest and whispering into his ear. They left the part about 10 minutes apart, with Bradley leaving wearing a different shirt than he went in with.

My guess? Either one INTENSE round of bathroom sex, or Bradley's ex Jennifer Esposito got so pissed off that she threw a drink at him.

Celebrity Sightings at the Democratic National Convention

A bunch of celebs turned out to support Barack Obama at the DNC in Denver, CO last night!

Ben Affleck was there!

Forest Whitaker was there with his wife Keisha and also Hill Harper (CSI: NY)

Seth Meyers and Bradley Cooper (Wedding Crashers) were there.

Alicia Witt chilled in the MySpace cafe.

Star Jones was there too, probably annoying everyone.