Melanie Griffith rehab

Melanie Griffith has checked into a rehab facility in Utah for undisclosed reasons, but we all know she's battling the same bad habit that sent her to rehab twice before -- she's a boozebag. And it sounds like it's taking a huge toll on her marriage to Antonio Banderas, because he's the one that actually made her check in this time around.

Hey, you know what they say...third time's a charm! And I'll totally drink to that!

Brad Pitt talks pot...and MORE!!

Brad Pitt talks smoking up. (amygrindhouse)

Britney looks SMOKIN' in a pink bikini. (smack)

Rob Zombie talks Halloween and Werewolf Women. (bedhead)

Mischa Barton looks like a total f*cking mess. (ayyyy)

Brooke Hogan trashes Cassie, Beyonce, and Heidi Montag. (POTP)

Michael Phelps admits he boozed up before his car crash. (gabby)

Video of Gina Carano's fight on Saturday night. Sadness. (bitten)

Celebs in talks to be RAW Guest Host! (wrestling)

Channing Tatum...former stripper?! ...and MORE!!

Channing Tatum used to strip! (amygrindhouse)

Forrest Griffin dislocated his jaw at UFC 101. (VBT)

Ryan O'Neal already has a new girlfriend. (smack)

Trent Reznor's plans for after Nine Inch Nails. (bedhead)

Scarlett Johansson looks lost. (ayyyy)

Lady Gaga has a penis?? WTF?! (POTP)

Texas Rangers' outfielder Josh Hamilton gets trashed and parties with chicks. (gabby)

Miley Cyrus Teen Choice Awards performance...on a stripper pole. (bitten)

Bret Hart on RAW tonight?! (wrestling)

Jason Bateman Details magazine

Jason Bateman rocks the cover of Details magazine for the August issue, and talks about his old school drug use/partying days.

His drug use: "Booze was what would make me want to stay out all night and do some blow or smoke a joint or whatever, so shutting that off was key. It's like ketchup and French fries -- I don't want one without the other. So that's the moment: Do you want to continue to be great at being in your twenties, or do you want to step up and graduate into adulthood?"

The partying: "It was like Risky Business for 10 years. My parents were out of town, they left me a bunch of money, the car, and the house, and I didn't know when they were coming home. I'd worked so hard that by the time I was 20, I wanted to play hard. And I did that really well."

Check out the other pics from his Details spread below.

Hailey Glassman pics

We got our hands on these pics through Radar Online of Jon Gosselin's new girl Hailey Glassman partying up. You can see her taking shots in one pic, and smoking up in another. Classy broad, huh?

John Mayer and Rob Dyrdek drunken publicity stunt

We threw up a link from our girl Spicy Pants from Celebrity Smack in yesterday's link list about John Mayer having to drag a drunk ass Rob Dyrdek out of a club. The story went on to talk about how John had to bring Rob to the ER to get his stomach pumped, even throwing up this Tweet about the hospital trip (read from top to bottom):


Obviously the second Tweet says that it was a joke and if someone actually got his stomach pumped, he wouldn't be cheering about it. Rob just wanted to make it on some online blog that's not Celebrity Dirt and be funny, so he and John decided to set up the whole deal, then take it to Twitter. Check out Rob's Tweets about the whole deal below (read from bottom to top):


I figured it was a publicity stunt since Rob's movie Street Dreams came out in theaters the night this all went down, and Spicy Pants even called it a set-up herself, but some people really need to loosen the hell up.

Danny DeVito denies being drunk on TV

Danny DeVito got a lot of flack for being wasted on The View back in 2006 after partying all night drinking limoncellos with George Clooney, and it looked like he was hitting the sauce again on live TV during a Philadelphia morning show to plug his FX show It's Not Always Sunny in Philadelphia. He made a few inappropriate comments to the news anchor and slurred his speech, but he said he was just trying to make the interview fun. Check out the video below, courtesy of our friends at CelebTV.

George Clooney gets wasted at his birthday

George Clooney is in Miami filming his new flick Up in the Air, but took some time out to go celebrate his 48th birthday. Normally, you won't see a 48-year-old man boozing his balls off at a club, but then again, you won't normally see George in a club. He was seen downing a sh*t ton of vodka and Patron at Blade nightclub, and someone even said they saw George puking, which isn't true. George said "that never happened, although I was sitting next to someone who did throw up."

Bitch please, The Cloon can hold his liquor!!

David Hasselhoff rushed to the hospital for alcohol poisoning

David Hasselhoff is no stranger to making a drunken fool of himself, which is why it's no surprise to hear reports that he was rushed to the hospital over the weekend for alcohol poisoning. Here's where the story gets interesting, though. Radar Online is reporting that David was found on the floor and unconscious by his 16-year-old daughter, who called her mom (and David's ex) Pamela Bach and rushed him to the hospital. His blood-alcohol level was said to be .39. But there's conflicing reports from TMZ that says a lot of what Radar Online is reporting is a bunch of BS and was made up by Pam, which actually puts her "in violation of the court's order precluding contacting the media regarding her ex husband" according to Hoff's lawyer. They say David just had a little too much to drink and was "just fine" the day after.

Gotta love the drama. And I really wouldn't be surprised if Hoff actually got that wasted and needed to be rushed to the hospital, considering how much of a mess he looked on that video of him half-naked on the floor trying to eat a hamburger.

More from Rosie O'Donnell on Tyra

I threw up a story yesterday about Rosie O'Donnell telling Tyra Banks that she was going through menopause and relied on Madonna for advice. Turns out they also hit up the subject of Rosie's drinking habits. Rosie told Tyra that she's actually quitting the bottle because of her 13-year-old son Parker. Parker told his madukes that he thought she was drinking too much beer, which was reason enough for Rosie to stop.

Let's wait for the day when Parker goes up to Rosie and says, "Mom, you're being too much of a bitch. Be nice again."

Nick Carter thinks marriage is a sham...and MORE!!!

Polls about celebrities are sexier than syrup on pancakes. (celeb news)

Renee Zellweger's face looks like some hasty pudding. (smack)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck throws on her best Pilgrim clothes to go medieval on Ashley Judd's ass. (candy)

Stephen King takes a nice steaming crap on the author of the Twilight series, Stephenie Meyer. (POTP)

Nick Carter wants to be a playa for life. (gabby)

Andy Dick admits booze f*cked him. Hard. (bitten)

Mickey Rourke to wrestle in TNA?! (wrestling)

Colin Farrell says he was dying

Colin Farrell recently sat down with the Huffington Post to open up about his past, and he was pretty candid, starting off by saying that he pretty much lived 16 years of his life drunk and high.

That changed in December of 2005, when he finished filming Miami Vice and decided he needed to get his act together. He checked into rehab for 5 weeks and hasn't looked back since. He said that he didn't think he was chemically imbalanced and depressed, but he just went through a rough patch and decided to "indulge it."

Believe it or not, I think it's cool when celebrities come out about their problems like this. It just shows that they're human and just like us, and if they can overcome their issues, why can't we?

Gerard Butler used to be an alchy

Before he became a bad ass gladiator in 300, Gerard Butler used to drown his sorrows in alcohol every day.

And people say drinking is bad for you. HA! Look where it got him!

Jamie Lee Curtis celebrates sobriety

Jamie Lee Curtis hits the cover of More magazine for the July/August issue and speaks up about something she's been very quiet about. Her drug and alcohol problems.

The soon-to-be 50-year-old actress-turned children's author reveals in the magazine that she struggled with drug and alcohol addiction for more than 20 years, but kept it so underwraps that not even her husband Chris knew.

She decided to flip the script on her problems just 10 years ago at a New Year's Eve party. Everyone at the dinner table wrote on a piece of paper what goal they wanted to accomplish, and all Jamie Lee could think of was sobriety. The piece of paper sits in a frame on her dresser.

It's the single most important thing I've ever done. When you gain sobriety in the middle of your life, you're really reborn.

If only she could be reborn as a not-hemaphrodite, too.

Ed McMahon: dead broke thanks to the booze

85 year-old Ed McMahon is in danger of losing his Beverly Hills home due to foreclosure... and why??? Because the spirits made him a crazy mother-shut-your-mouth. At one point he owned over $200 million dollars in real estate, but according to his attorney Johnny somebody:

You drink and you don't pay attention to your business affairs.
He wasn't paying attention and probably got some bad advice.
I'm hoping America will rally around him and somebody will have a great idea to make him a spokesman.

Easy choice:


Less likely choice:


My pick: