Could Paula Abdul win American Idol today? (and more)

Britney Spears: As Drawn By My Friend "Spicy Pants" (Smack)

Could Paula Abdul win American Idol if she were a contestant today??? Come watch her new music video and shake your head no. (Gabby)

Who wore it best: Elizabeth Hasselbeck or the table? SUPER Funny! (circus)

Is Jennifer Lopez having her fleet of babies while you read this??? (POTP)

Inside Suri Cruise's Strange Strange World (popbytes)

Christina Aguilera and her now humongous boobs visit the Ellen Show (video) -- (bitten)

Steve-O challenges K-Fed to rap battle! (youtube)

This man paints with his penis. (gabby)

Check out Paris Hilton's freakshow man hands!!! (circus)

Hasselbeck has a boy!

"The View's" Elizabeth Hasselbeck and her husband (and Michael Bolton tribute show singer) Tim welcomed a 7 pound 5 ounce baby boy Friday in Arizona. The name has yet to be announced.

I bet she's a wicked bitchy mom. Congrats!!!











UPDATE: The baby's name is "Taylor Thomas Hasselbeck." Jonathan must be so proud.