Kate Gosselin guest-hosting The View

Just when you thought you couldn't possibly get enough of mega attention whore Kate Gosselin, you're about to get more. Kate has just signed on to guest-host on The View for 2 episodes in mid-September while Elisabeth Hasselbeck is on vacation. The guests haven't been revealed yet, but her episode dates are Sept 14 and 15.

Sometimes I wish I was a girl so I could walk right up to Kate, ask for her autograph, and when she hands it over to me, punch her square in her annoying ass face.

Joy Behar calls off wedding

Back in March, Joy Behar announced on The View that she was finally going to tie the knot with her longtime boyfriend Steve Janowitz, but on Tuesday night, she decided to call it off. It's not the end of the relationship, though, just simply cold feet. And it seems like Steve is actually cool with it. According to Joy, he told her to "take your time. Do whatever you want."

That's a good fella. Either that, or a guy that feels like if there's no ring on his finger, he's free to play the field still.

Speidi on The View

Speidi was apparently doing the rounds yesterday, because they were on The View, too. This one I actually saw live and it looked like it was just going to be a non-heated interview, until Whoopi Goldberg finally couldn't take it anymore and started punking them out! Then that opened up a can of worms for the rest of the girls -- it was GREAT. Check it out below!

Adam Lambert seen out with boyfriend

Adam Lambert was seen leaving the Guys and Dolls Spa in West Hollywood the other day, walking hand-in-hand with a guy who is rumored to be his boyfriend, Drake LaBry. There's been rumors about Drake and Adam being together for a little while, but of course with the whole "he hasn't come out of the closet" ordeal, no one is really sure. But Kara DioGuardi actually may have answered everyone's question the other day on The View when she was asked about his sexuality, saying that she didn't "think Adam was ever in the closet. I think he was always openly out."

It's pretty much fact by now that he's gay, but I don't blame him for not confirming or denying -- it's really no one else's business, so good for him.

Sherri Shepherd appears on WWE SmackDown!

For the last couple of weeks, WWE and The View have been working on a little crossover between WWE's Montel Vontavious Porter, better known as MVP, and The View's Sherri Shepherd. It started last a couple of Fridays ago on WWE's show Friday Night SmackDown! where MVP was told by SmackDown! General Manager Teddy Long that Sherri Shepherd wanted to meet him. Sherri talked a bit about it on The View, then made an appearance last Friday on SmackDown! during MVP's match with Dolph Ziggler for the United States Championship. Sherri was ringside during the match and even got physically involved! Check out some coverage of Sherri on WWE TV below, and stay tuned later today as MVP will be appearing on The View.

Donald Trump and Barbara Walters kiss and make up

It was a heated feud for the last couple of years between Donald Trump and Barbara Walters, and it was over a kind fo silly reason. Donald was ripsh*t at Barbara after he heard rumors that she said that she was happy when her former co-star on The View, Rosie O'Donnell, was fired. Barbara denied it, but that didn't patch things up at all with The Donald. After 2 years, it looks like they're squashing it. Donald appeared on Barbara's radio show earlier this week, and he's booked to appear on The View this coming Tuesday to discuss a book and the season finale of Celebrity Apprentice.

Ya know, I've always seen Elisabeth Hasselbeck as a sh*t-stirrer. How much you wanna bet that she tries to somehow sneak in the subject of the feud into the convo?

Say bye bye to Barbara!

Barbara Walters has decided that it's time to retire. The 79-year-old said that when her contract for The View runs out at the end of the summer, she's not going to renew it because she's burnt out and just wants to relax. Can't say I blame her -- I feel like she's been going non-stop pretty much her whole life. I know she has been for mine...I remember her on 20/20 with Hugh Downs WAY back in the day when I was a kid, and she was doing stuff before that too.

Question is, Barbara always seemed like the main player on The View. Which of the ladies is going to fill in the "leader" shoes, and who will replace her on the show overall? Could we see the return of Rosie?!

More fighting on the View

Ann Coulter was on The View yesterday and there was a verbal knockdown-dragout between her, Whoopi Goldberg, and Barbara Walters about some racial comments she makes in her new book. Check out the catfight here!

It's nice to see The View girls getting each others' backs.

Melissa Etheridge and Elisabeth Hasselbeck do a little tango

Melissa Etheridge was a guest on The View yesterday and was slated to just talk about her new CD and perform a Christmas song, but it turned into a little mini-debate between Melissa and Elisabeth Hasselbeck about her stance on gay marriage. To Elisabeth's credit, she didn't get douchey and backed down to try and avoid a heated argument, then Sherri Shepherd saved her ass and squashed the debate, but it's still a bit entertaining. Check it out below.

The View reacts to Obama's win

One of the biggest stories in the press leading up to the Election on Tuesday was the ladies of The View and the arguments and heated debates they would have during the show. Elisabeth Hasselbeck was the only Republican on the panel, so she'd fight with everyone, Whoopi Goldberg would usually rip Elisabeth apart verbally -- it was a mess. Check out the post-Election show yesterday. You may be surprised.

No hate on "The View"

For all you fans of The View who think the ladies actually hate each other (mainly Whoopi Goldberg and Elisabeth Hasselbeck), Whoopi is setting the record straight. She said that there's "no personal digs" amongst the women whenever they're debating a topic on the show. Whoopi has actually said in the past that women aren't like men -- men get in arguments and are pissed for a while, where girls can argue about something and then 5 minutes later go get a coffee together.

Wait, what? I don't know what the girls are like in Whoopi's World, but in reality, most girls (no offense) can't let stuff go within 5 minutes. Like that last sentence, for instance, will probably make me the most hated man in America for at least the next 10 years.

Whoopi Goldberg almost swears on national TV

I really don't understand how people can stand to watch The View. All those ladies do is run their mouths all at the same time so you can't even understand anything they're saying. But here's something you could definitely make out...Whoopi Goldberg almost saying "bullsh*t" on air. During a heated debate where Elisabeth Hasselbeck pissed off the panel (surprise, surprise) by talking about Barack Obama hanging out with terrorists, Whoopi went off and screamed out "this is such bullsh--" but then covered her mouth so she didn't say the "it" part of it. Check out the clip below...Whoopi's almost-slip happens around 7:47 in. (I just fast forwarded there...I couldn't deal with listening to them squeal.)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck not going anywhere!

Even though the conversations have been heated lately on The View, a rep for Elisabeth Hasselbeck said she's staying right where she is.

While Elisabeth has a great relationship with Fox News, there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that she is leaving The View. Elisabeth is passionate in her beliefs and enjoys being a part of this dynamic group of women and engaging in daily conversations.

In other words, she loves being the mega bitch that starts all the fights.

Kim Kardashian is in a glass case of emotion...and MORE!!!

Nicole Richie's new jewelry line coming out soon. I really only posted this because she looks SMOKIN' hot in the pic. (smack)

Kim Kardashian is "inconsolable" after Dancing vote-off! (candy)

Paris wants her new BFF to be prepared for attention-whoreishness at all times! (ayyyy)

Jessica Alba promotes voting and looks like she's been beaten like a redheaded stepchild at the same time. (POTP)

What do Jesse McCartney and the Olsen twins have in common? They're all sh*tty neighbors. (gabby)

Sarah Palin is so dumb. Hey, I didn't say it, The View ladies did! (bitten)

Stephen Colbert for President!! (yuddy)

The Hurricane come back to WWE?! (wrestling)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck leaving "The View?"

Rumors have been going wild about Elisabeth Hasselbeck possibly leaving The View. Apparently, she's been really unhappy because of all the political debates that have been going on, especially with the Presidential candidates and their wives appearing on shows. Elisabeth is the only Republican on the panel and always feels like she can't get a word in.

More rumors are saying she's actually going to land her own show on the FOX News Channel, which is loaded with other Republicans.

Ya know, she really seems like the stereotypical hot girl that's a total bitch.

Swanton Bomb links!!!

Travis Barker's clothing company's video tribute to his agent. (smack)

Just call him Curious George W. Bush. (candy)

Nicole Kidman channels her inner Michael Jackson. Wait, what? (ayyyy)

Michael Phelps = Dr. McSwimmy (POTP)

Heather Mills blames us for her not disappearing. Insert joke about her having one leg here. (gabby)

Bill Clinton works his charm again, makes The View ladies fall in love. (bitten)

Undertaker injures himself at Smackdown taping?! (wrestling)

Save Katie '08...and MORE!!!!

Rumer Willis goes red, but still looks like an alien. (smack)

The "Save Katie!" campaign is officially on! (candy)

And you thought only Donatella Versace's face looked bad. (ayyyy)

Lindsay Lohan appearing on next season premiere of Project Runway. (POTP)

Elisabeth Hasselback leaving The View?? But who's gonna be the bitch everyone hopes gets hit by a car? (gabby)

Daughtry and Rumer Willis to guest star on CSI:NY. The makeup team better order a few extra pounds of eyeliner. bitten)

Jeff Hardy escorted off plane for appearing too drunk?! (wrestling)

McDreamy will die in Grey's season premiere?!?!...and MORE!!!

Anne Hathaway looks like she got lip implants then wore her mom's couch cover. (smack)

Jocelyn Wildenstein...the reason to never get plastic surgery. (candy)

For someone who did the walk of shame recently, Mischa Barton is pretty full of herself...and cottage cheese. (ayyyy)

Jessica Simpson's performance on The View brings people to tears. And not horrible singing tears! Legit beautiful singing tears. (POTP)

Holy incest, Batman! Rumer Willis used to want Ashton Kutcher's sh*t! (gabby)

Grey's Anatomy season premiere sneak peeks! McDreamy dies?! (bitten)

WWE finally starting to recognize Chris Benoit again! (wrestling)

Barbara Walters wants Sherri Shepherd off "The View"

"The Barb" thinks Sherri is a loose cannon and is even harder to work with than Star Jones and Rosie O'Donnell.

Worse than Rosie O'Donnell?! That she-man is the frickin Devil!!

Check out my sweet new Clay Aiken tattoo! (and more)

Smoofy the dog comments on Mischa Barton's latest hairstyle:


Somebody actually has a Clay Aiken's Face tattoo on their body! LOOK! (candy)

What do the women of The View think of the racy Vanity Fair Miley Cyrus photos??? Good question. Now watch. (smack)

Pete Wentz publicly thanks Ashlee Simpson's vagina. (POTP)

Latest fashion trend: BUGS! (with photos) (ayyyy)

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden: In trouble with the law! (gabby)

Megan Fox is pretty hot. (fatback)

Nick Lachey is back! (bitten)

Balls Mahoney fired by WWE! (wrestling)