LeAnn Rimes and Dean Sheremet done for good...and MORE!!

LeAnn Rimes and Dean Sheremet officially divorce. (amygrindhouse)

Lily Allen sniffed some nose candy? (smack)

Eminem and Kim Mathers officially over. Again. (bedhead)

No babies for Speidi! (POTP)

The Duggars expecting baby #19 -- f*cking hussies. (gabby)

Donald Trump fixes Miss Universe pageant? (bitten)

Rey Mysterio/IC title situation! (wrestling)

LC slams Speidi

Lauren Conrad has a feature in the August issue of Harper's Bazaar, and she takes Heidi and Spencer Pratt to school in her interview! She slams Heidi for getting fake boobies and then posing for Playboy, and also pretty much calls them needy attention whores. Check out the highlights below.

On Heidi's Playboy shoot: "They're (her fake boobs) not going to pay for themselves."

On Speidi's attention whoreness: "I don't call magazines and let them know about things so they can write stories. There was never an incentive to keep doing The Hills so I could get into [Hollywood club] Les Deux. That was never the point. It was more to create a fan base so I can go create a business and do something I really love doing."

Attention whores or not, I'm excited to see Heidi naked. I hate her, I'd pay a chick to slug her right in the mouth if I ever met her, but you can't deny she has a smokin' body.

Jon Gosselin looks for apartments...and MORE!!

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Anna Faris gets married in Hawaii. (amygrindhouse)

Jon Gosselin moving out? (examiner)

Kendra Wilkinson and her boobs have a bachelorette party. (smack)

St. Lucia doesn't wanna get Winehoused. (bedhead)

Sean Connery just got more boring. (ayyyy)

Lauren Conrad calls Spencer Pratt a liar. (POTP)

Miley joins the JoBros on stage. (gabby)

Simon Cowell admits mistakes. (bitten)

Candice Michelle fired! (wrestling)

Samantha Ronson tells Lindsay Lohan NO FRIENDSHIP FOR YOU...and MORE!

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Eva Mendes looks RIDICULOUSLY HOT in her new Calvin Klein ads. (amygrindhouse)

We know Heidi Montag is doing Playboy, but Spencer Pratt is doing Playgirl? F*CK THEM BOTH!! (examiner)

Samantha Ronson gives Lindsay Lohan the boot for good! (smack)

Scarlett Johansson is straight up shrinking. (bedhead)

Ashley Olsen actually looks...not alienish. (ayyyy)

Justin Timberlake cheats on Jessica Biel?! (POTP)

Chace Crawford is People's hottest bachelor. (gabby)

President Obama kills a fly. Why is this f*cking news? (bitten)

Jeremy Borash leaving TNA? (wrestling)

Speidi on The View

Speidi was apparently doing the rounds yesterday, because they were on The View, too. This one I actually saw live and it looked like it was just going to be a non-heated interview, until Whoopi Goldberg finally couldn't take it anymore and started punking them out! Then that opened up a can of worms for the rest of the girls -- it was GREAT. Check it out below!

Speidi on Today Show, feud with Al Roker

Heidi and Spencer Pratt were on The Today Show yesterday and sat down with Al Roker for an interview about their quick stay in the Costa Rican jungle for I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! and also what they actually think their lives and their future. Check out the video below, then keep reading about Heidi's overdramatic reaction to Al's interview with them.



So after the interview was over, Heidi called up Ryan Seacrest during his radio show to talk about how she felt like Al attacked her and made the interview really uncomfortable.

I was shocked at how rude he was -- I was crying afterwards because I couldn't believe I felt personally attacked ... I wanted to say to him, do you feel proud of how you're talking to me right now? I'm just a young woman and you're coming at me so aggressively and mean and mean-spirited. He made it a very uncomfortable and awful experience. I really would advise women especially to be careful around him because I feel like he definitely came and attacked me and I did not appreciate that at all.

Straight up, if you're going to act like a total f*cking douchebag, you're going to get treated like a total f*cking douchebag. You act like a couple of spoiled d*ckbag brats that do nothing with their lives and expect not to be called out by people who bust their asses everyday? Go play in on-coming traffic you f*ckbags.

Carrie Prejean no longer Miss California...and MORE!!

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Speidi leaves I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! because of Heidi's ulcer. (amygrindhouse)

Britney Spears dating her agent. (VBT)

Celeb relationship broken down by our girl Effie! (examiner)

Carrie Prejean loses her Miss California crown! (smack)

Deets on Megan Fox's new movie. (bedhead)

Check out Drew Barrymore and Justin Long's new headbands. (ayyyy)

Jon Gosselin cheats on Kate on her birthday?! (POTP)

Danica Patrick's new sexy GoDaddy commercial. (gabby)

Kim Kardashian rocks a new hairdo. (bitten)

Ric Flair becoming new Raw GM? (wrestling)

"I'm a Celebrity..." recap -- Mon 6/8/09

Last night's episode of I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here was pretty decent. It was a 2-hour show, so I'll try to remember as much as I can. The show started off with the whole Heidi and Spencer debate of whether or not to let them back on the show. Eventually, everyone said to bring them back, and after they spent a full 24-hours inside a chamber filled with a sh*t ton of bugs, lizards, and other jungle animals, they were released and went back to camp. Shortly after that, Damien and Myleene told the celebs that America voted to have Sanjaya and Janice Dickinson compete in the food challenge against each other.

In the food challenge, Sanjaya and Janice were supposed to be chained and locked inside of a chamber that filled up with water, snakes, frogs, and baby crocodiles, all while they tried to unlock the chains and free themselves. Sanjaya unlocked all 6 locks in just over 3 minutes, but once the baby crocs were put into the chamber, Janice said she quit and wanted out. They went back to camp and told everyone else that Sanjaya won, then Janice had a breakdown and had to be consoled by Sanjaya. Quite honestly, I thought they were gonna suck face (which would've been awesomely awkward), but they didn't. Then the whole issue of Janice doing nothing around camp came up, and everyone pointed out how she pretty much made Sanjaya her bitch.

Fast forward to the weekly challenge to be named the leader of camp, which always happens at Jungle Joe's Diner and is pretty much always a "eat gross sh*t" challenge. The finals came down to Lou Diamond Phillips and Daniel Baldwin, but nobody won since neither Lou or Daniel finished their meal of a stick beetle and cow's tongue. Everyone voted to keep Lou the leader, and they all went back to camp. Meanwhile, Heidi got super insanely sick because her dumb ass was doing a "spiritual fast" so she wasn't eating anything or drinking a lot of water. She got mega dehydrated so they brought her to the hospital, and later on everyone found out that Speidi was gone for real this time.

Finally, in a live segment, all of the celebrities gathered around Damien to start their immunity challenge, which was a "hang tough" type deal where they have to hang from a metal bar and whoever is the last person remaining will be granted immunity from the next vote-off. Previews were shown for the next show, which will air on tomorrow night, and it looks like Heidi's sister Holly is joining the cast. And from the previews, it looks like Janice starts kissing her ass from the start and everyone makes fun of her for it.

"I'm a Celebrity..." recap -- new cast member, Speidi wants back on

No Spencer meltdown to start off the recap today -- you all know I think he's a total sh*tbag douche, no need to reiterate how I hope he gets hit by a bus. I was a few minutes late in starting to watch, but when I got my fat ass in front of the boob tube, it looked like there was some major drama going down between former NBA star John Salley and Janice Dickinson (over a f*cking shampoo bottle, nonetheless.) Basically, John though Janice was taking favors from everyone and not offering to help anyone, so he lost his cool and tweaked on her. He tried apologizing to her later on, but she refused to talk to him or accept it. Fast forward to another food challenge. This time, the celebs had to stick your hand into a hole in the wall and try to get a star out of it. The catch, it held in place by a bolt, so the celebs had to unscrew it. The other catch? There were different surprised in the different holes -- rats, spiders, cow poop, frogs, and more. The men won again, but not without a little bit of injury. When Lou Diamond Phillips and Torrie Wilson were going one-on-one against a bunch of rats, Lou had his hand snacked on. When he finally pulled his hand out of the whole with the star, it was covered in blood. He got some medical attention but was fine. Torrie got bit by the rats too, but after one bite, she was done. Janice didn't participate.

Once everyone was chilling out at camp and making some dinner, a new cast member made his way onto the set (which we already spoiled earlier yesterday) -- Daniel Baldwin. Everyone was pretty excited, especially his brother Stephen, who was mostly in shock when he saw him. After that, the show kicked back to Damien Fahey's co-host Myleene Klass (totally sounds like a porn name), who was with Speidi, who of course, were begging to get back on the show. After they pleaded their case (which involved the Devil and Jesus and me wanting to put my fist through the TV screen), Damien talked to the celebrities and told them Speidi wanted back in. They left it up to a vote, with only 2 people (John and Janice) saying they wanted them back on the show. They didn't make an official announcement, but I'm assuming they will later on tonight. We also find out which lady (Francis, Angela, Torrie, or Janice) will be voted off the show. PLEASE keep Torrie. Thank you.

Celebrity Dirt gives Spencer Pratt a Tweet

I just thought you guys would get a kick out of this. While I was watching I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! last night (recap coming later), Heidi and Spencer were shown toward the end trying to get back on the show, blaming the Devil and all that bullsh*t. So, I decided to send this lovely little message to him. Enjoy!

Daniel Baldwin replacing Speidi on "I'm a Celebrity..."

So like I said in my last post, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt both quit I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! like the spoiled annoying doucehbags they are. Good. I hope they don't come back. In response, NBC has gotten in touch with Daniel Baldwin and are working on bringing him into the show as a total surprise to everyone, even his brother Stephen who is still in the jungle as we speak. Cue the drama from Speidi, who have decided after not even one night that they want to be back on the show and regret quitting. Spencer hit up his Twitter (which I refuse to link to) and is praying that they'll be able to get back on.

The devil fooled speidi in to making an awful decision and we are praying to Jesus to get NBC to give us another shot to redeem.

No. F*ck you, Spencer. I hope the Devil ass-rapes you with his pitch fork and Jesus throws a lightning bolt at your ugly-without-makeup wife.

"I'm a Celebrity..." recap -- Speidi quits again

Before I get to this recap, I just need to get something out of my system. I F*CKING HATE HEIDI AND SPENCER. You're a couple of f*cking a$$holes, I hope you choke on the bullsh*t you feed each other, I hope the bubonic plague comes back and infects just the two of you, f*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you, and F*CK YOU. Okay, sorry. But I'd put money on anyone who saw the show last night feeling the same. They're f*cking scumbags. On with the recap. The show picked up last night where it left off Monday night, with the contestants about to enter an immunity challenge. They laid on boards upside down with their heads in a kiddie pool type deal while random things would shoot out at them -- beetles, snakes, spiders, and eventually water. Heidi and Spencer sat out because they're silver-spoon p*ssies, and Sanjaya ended up winning.

After the challenge, they all went back to camp and noticed that there was a bed, which Sanjaya thought was for him but it was actually for the leader (Lou Diamond Phillips was became the leader on Monday's show.) Fast forward to Speidi's attention whore ass again, revealing their religious side (which I think is absolute and total f*cking bullsh*t and is a total mockery), with Heidi saying being Baptised is really important to her and Spencer saying he'd like to be. Stephen Baldwin's born-again Christian crazy ass volunteers to do it. He does it. Yay for a religion officially being pooped on.

So then there was a food challenge, and after some dramatic arguing between Spencer and some of the ladies (mainly Frangela -- that's a mixture of a chick named Francis and a chick named Angela, in case you didn't know), both Heidi and Spencer went. They had to collect stars in this abandoned shed filled with the usual creepy crawlers. After saying they didn't give a f*ck about their team or feeding them (mind you, these are the uber religious people in the jungle), Spencer won. Then they went back to camp and quit. Again. With Spencer saying how they're super celebrities and the other people are no buddies and other stuff that made me wanna smack the fake beard on his face right off.

That's when the live vote-off kicked in, which we'll get the results of tomorrow. Since Sanjaya won immunity, he's exempt from being voted off, then came the catch -- so was the whole male team. The guys had to pick one lady to save from the vote, so they saved Patti. The vote is down to Frangela, Janice Dickinson, and Torrie Wilson. Hit up NBC.com to vote or get the numbers to vote.

P.S. F*ck you Speidi. I hope you get chlamydia and it burns painfully.

Speidi tries quitting "I'm a Celebrity"...and MORE!!

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Megan Fox takes off clothes and talks sex again. It never gets old. (amygrindhouse)

I like playing with paper clips while I check out these Tips! (VBT)

Get the deets on celebrity relationships here! (examiner)

Speidi = Uber douches in the jungle! (smack)

Christian Bale hates his f*cking picture taken, okay? (bedhead)

Sacha Baron Cohen about to have an ass full of bison. (ayyyy)

New Moon trailer! (POTP)

Piers Morgan verbally poops on Ringo Starr. (gabby)

Dr. Dre's Dr. Pepper commercial debuts yesterday. (bitten)

Petition started to bring Mr. Kennedy back to WWE!! (wrestling)

Speidi wants to win "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!"

I really can't stand these 2 schmucks at all, but they're mentally disabled asses keep causing their mouths (mainly Spencer's) to spew a bunch of diarrhea out that's so annoying you can't help but notice it. Spencer sees he and Heidi as the stars of the show and everyone else as just filler. I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! debuted last night, and another episode will air tonight, with America voting off one contestant. And I hope it's Spencer -- guy's a f*cking tool.

The other people I would consider extras or stand-ins. I don't know any of their names, really. I'm just going to live in the jungle with the camera crew and be crowned King of the Jungle! The closest I've been to camping was one time at the Four Seasons in Maui - they put me in the garden-view suite, not the oceanfront like I would usually get.... If there weren't cameras and it wasn't on NBC, I would already have quit.

So, he calls himself King of the Jungle then admits he'd p*ssy out. Dumbass. Heidi, on the other hand, is ready to put anything in her mouth in order to win. Yeah, you read that right.

I want to prove to myself that I can eat kangaroo penis or whatever it is they'll make me eat. I want to know for myself that I can do these challenges and that I'm as tough as anyone in the world. I'm not afraid of anything. [But] the biggest competitor is going to be Spencer. He takes no prisoners. I'm worried he'll push me over a cliff to get first place.

I'm sure it wouldn't be the first time Heidi put a penis in her mouth to get something she wanted.

Miley Cyrus calls Speidi fake

Miley Cyrus held a nice little Memorial Day Weekend BBQ on Sunday and invited a bunch of her friends. Included on the guest list was none other than puketacious newlyweds, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. During the BBQ, Miley took to her Twitter page to give a not-so-friendly update on Speidi, calling them fake and saying Heidi isn't who she says she is.

And how much do you wanna bet that Miley turned around right after posting that Tweet and acted like Heidi and Spencer's best friend? I'm no fan of Speidi at all, but who's the fake now, Miley?

Spencer Pratt rap song

I seriously considered NOT posting this because I f*cking LOATHE Heidi and Spencer and don't want them to get more press than they deserve, but then I realized I'd be doing you guys a huge mis-service by not posting it. Because in actuality, Spencer's rap song, called I'm a Celebrity, is really good for a few laughs. The song is horrible, but he's such a douchebag that you can't help but laugh.

He made the rap for the show I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!, which both he and Heidi will appear on. You can check out the rap (if you can even call it that) right here.

Sasha Grey wants to stop getting pounded and start getting respected...and MORE!!!

I bet Fergie's good in bed since she can really move her hips. Now check out these Tips! (VBT)

Mel Gibson files for divorce last week, brings his new girlfriend to a movie premiere this week. Classy. (amygrindhouse)

Elizabeth Taylor is on Twitter. Someone clear those cobwebs and Tweet her...it's probably been a while. (smack)

Congrats, Jennifer Love Hewitt, you're back! You have an old guy staring at your ass! (bedhead)

Zac Efron and Christopher Walken could combine for one sick mullet. (ayyyy)

If the universe loves mankind, they'll make sure Speidi actually does get the swine flu. F*cking douchebags. (POTP)

More deets on the Sean Penn/Robin Wright Penn separation! (gabby)

Porn star Sasha Grey goes from getting railed on film to "serious roles." (bitten)

Jeff Hardy leaving WWE? Staying? He and Matt meet with MTV? Holy Swanton Bomb of craziness, Batman! (wrestling)

Heidi and Spencer get married for real

While I was outside shooting hoops with a handful of kids who ranged in age from 3 to 17, sipping on Coronas and getting sunburnt, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were tying the knot for real. They finally became Mr. and Mrs. Douchebag Attention-Whore on Saturday afternoon in Los Angeles. A bunch of their friends/castmates were in attendance, including Lauren Conrad, who told Letterman earlier in the week that she wouldn't be going even though she was invited. Lo Bosworth, Brody Jenner, Audrina Patridge, and Kristen Cavallari were also there.

Normally, this is where I'd say, "CONGRATS!!" But f*ck that. I can't stand Spencer and Heidi, wouldn't feel bad if they got the swine flu, and I'm calling a divorce within the next 2 years. (Wow, that was hateful.)

Lauren Conrad guests on David Letterman

Lauren Conrad was a guest on Letterman last night, and the convo got pretty hilarious. Dave was ripping on Spencer Pratt, even calling him a snake and talking pretty much about what a scumbag he is, and brought up their wedding on Saturday. He asked LC if she was invited, and she said that she was, but that she wasn't going. Then Dave brought up the rumored sex tape that LC made, and straight up told her he wished he could see it. Check out LC's reaction below -- it's worth the few mins!!

Speidi's getting married for real this time...and MORE!!!

Video Blogging Tips = better than my father's dating tips! (VBT)

Coming this Saturday -- Speidi stars in the wedding that reeks of douche-osity! (amygrindhouse)

Denise Richards makes a spoof video about her boobs. It's not funny. Seriously, where's Dr. Kavorkian when you need him? (smack)

Amy Winehouse wants to adopt a child. And for the record, yes, I'm still laughing. (bedhead)

Which of these peeps that serve our country wants to kill Paris Hilton? (ayyyy)

Justin Timberlake on Jimmy Kimmel Live -- JT kicks ass when he's not a boy band member. (POTP)

Lindsay Lohan dating Chris Jepson? (gabby)

Gavin Rossdale has gay affair?! (bitten)

Jeff Hardy NOT leaving WWE? (wrestling)