While I was outside shooting hoops with a handful of kids who ranged in age from 3 to 17, sipping on Coronas and getting sunburnt, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were tying the knot for real. They finally became Mr. and Mrs. Douchebag Attention-Whore on Saturday afternoon in Los Angeles. A bunch of their friends/castmates were in attendance, including Lauren Conrad, who told Letterman earlier in the week that she wouldn't be going even though she was invited. Lo Bosworth, Brody Jenner, Audrina Patridge, and Kristen Cavallari were also there.
Normally, this is where I'd say, "CONGRATS!!" But f*ck that. I can't stand Spencer and Heidi, wouldn't feel bad if they got the swine flu, and I'm calling a divorce within the next 2 years. (Wow, that was hateful.)
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