Kate's gonna hate Jon times 8...and MORE!!!

I miss the juice boxes called Ssips, now check out these tips!! (VBT)

Ever wonder what Tori Spelling's cooter looks like? Well, here ya go! (amygrindhouse)

Melissa Rivers tells all about Celebrity Apprentice, including acting like a whiny little bitch when she left. (smack)

Woohoo!! Katy Perry and Hayden Panettiere caught in an all-female threesome at Disney!! (bedhead)

Yay for designers using less fabric during the recession!! (ayyyy)

Doug Reinhardt lays some dude out over Paris Hilton. (POTP)

Paula and Simon are in love? (gabby)

Jon from Jon and Kate Plus 8 has a date that's not with Kate!! (bitten)

WWE throwing together new tag teams. (wrestling)