Pamela Anderson: "Rick Salomon marriage never existed."

Pamela Anderson is taking the '6-year-old who just spilled juice on the carpet right before your eyes' defense in her two month marriage to Rick Salomon by claiming 'it never happened.'

She's trying to convince the courts that much like 79% of her body mass, the marriage was fake. If she succeeds she'll be granted an annulment which will on the books make it look as if the marriage never happened.

So why all the failed marriages for Pammy? (see also Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, and Kid Rock part 2)

I blame it all on Pamela's bad case of "The Next Morning Syndrome."