Sneak peek at Milla Jovovich's wedding...and MORE!!

Milla Jovovich wedding pics! (amygrindhouse)

Jasmine Fiore Playboy pics. (smack)

Twilight is putting out some weird ass novelties. (bedhead)

Miss Universe pics. (ayyyy)

Adam Lambert punts a dildo into the audience. (POTP)

Cameron Diaz dating Keanu Reeves? (gabby)

Brad Pitt slams Tom Cruise. (bitten)

Ring of Honor wrestler headed to WWE! (wrestling)

We can see the bun in Gisele's oven...and MORE!!

Gisele's baby bump! (amygrindhouse)

Holy crap! My future wife Gina Carano hitting up Playboy?! (VBT)

John Edwards has a bastard child. (examiner)

Britney Spears is a f*cking bitch. (smack)

Pop Miley's cherry! No, seriously. I'm not even kidding. It's kinda creepy actually. (bedhead)

Kanye's ex gets naked. (POTP)

Jon Gosselin + Vegas = Pool Party! (gabby)

More deets on Rick Pitino affair. (bitten)

The Hardy Boyz Tour? (wrestling)

Heidi Montag Playboy pics

Don't waste your money -- these pics are a bigger let down than when I found out Ghostwriter (Google it) wasn't real. Check 'em out below.

Heidi Montag boob job

Heidi Montag is in the latest issue of Playboy, but she doesn't appear naked in her spread. All of the pics of her are either with lingerie on or a skimpy bikini -- which is nothing we haven't seen already. But Heidi says she actually did pose nude, and for us not to worry -- we'll see her goods soon.

The body is a beautiful creation. If anything, the reason I didn't show everything is because I plan to get a few more upgrades. I'm definitely not done with my surgical quest. [I'd like] to go bigger on my boobs.

Heidi is gonna totally turn into one of those annoying chicks with overly huge boobs that no one finds attractive anymore. In fact, I'll put my balls on the line and say this is what Heidi will look like in 10 years:

Heidi Montag Playboy

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt showed off Heidi's cover shot for the September issue of Playboy while they were on the red carpet for the G.I.JOE premiere the other day. She's covered in mud with a Playboy bunny drawn onto her. She said that she doesn't show any boob or vajayjay in the pics, but we'll find out when it hits newsstands soon.

Brooke Hogan talks bikinis and Playboy

With her reality show, Brooke Knows Best, actually kicking some ass on VH1 and a brand new album called Redemption, Brooke Hogan actually seems like her star is finally starting to rise a bit. She sat down for an interview recently with our friends at PopEater, and talked about a lot, including rocking a bikini and a possibly Playboy spread.

I like being more clothed, but for some reason, everybody wants to put me in a bikini. Every photographer, every director. I'm like, 'Why?' I don't look like Claudia Schiffer. I've been born and raised on the beach, so I don't really see being in a bikini as sexy or sex appeal. I just relate it to sand and ocean and not Playboy. To me, sexy is more attitude and confidence and stuff. [But] everything is possible. I don't know how I'm going to feel [about Playboy] when I'm 30 or 40. I might need a little ego boost, so I'm always open to it.

Brooke is one of those girls that can look REALLY good sometimes, and absolutely HORRIBLE other times. But I have a feeling to tone down her body type, if she DID rock a Playboy spread, she'd get photoshopped like crazy. Then the Hulkster would legit rip people's arms off and use them to beat peeps to death if they bought the mag.

Russell Brand is a slut...and MORE!!

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Katy Perry pic -- nakedness and pizza. 'Nuff said. (amygrindhouse)

Olivia Munn Playboy pics! (celezbrity)

Robert Pattinson beaten and arrested in NYC?! (smack)

Russell Brand throws it in 7 chicks. (ayyyy)

Wow. Perez Hilton apologizes. He's still a douchebag. (POTP)

Megan Fox thinks she's ugly. Someone smack her. (gabby)

Rosie O will be all up in your eardrums, yo. (bitten)

Ric Flair's status with WWE. (wrestling)

Samantha Ronson tells Lindsay Lohan NO FRIENDSHIP FOR YOU...and MORE!

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Eva Mendes looks RIDICULOUSLY HOT in her new Calvin Klein ads. (amygrindhouse)

We know Heidi Montag is doing Playboy, but Spencer Pratt is doing Playgirl? F*CK THEM BOTH!! (examiner)

Samantha Ronson gives Lindsay Lohan the boot for good! (smack)

Scarlett Johansson is straight up shrinking. (bedhead)

Ashley Olsen actually looks...not alienish. (ayyyy)

Justin Timberlake cheats on Jessica Biel?! (POTP)

Chace Crawford is People's hottest bachelor. (gabby)

President Obama kills a fly. Why is this f*cking news? (bitten)

Jeremy Borash leaving TNA? (wrestling)

Heidi Montag appearing in Playboy

Fellas (and certain ladies), mark your calendars for September, because that's when you can finally see Heidi Montag's boobs and mommy spot exposed to the world. Before Heidi left for Costa Rica to (sort of) participate in I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!, she had a naked photoshoot with Playboy which will appear in the September's issue.

Is it me, or does anyone not really care? I mean, sure...seeing a girl with a rockin' body butt ass naked is awesome, but I'm just so sick of this clown.

Jon and Kate Plus 8 KILLS in the ratings...and MORE!!!

I wish I was eating some Cape Cod Chips while checking out these Tips! (VBT)

Check out some celebrity relationships put through the ringer! (examiner)

Brooke Hogan's cover art for her new album looks like a pile of colorful buffalo sh*t. (amygrindhouse)

Attention-Whore-Punch-Out! Jonny Fairplay and Michael Lohan will box it out! (smack)

Survey says? Christian Bale's Terminator Salvation sucks. (bedhead)

Katie Holmes for First Lady. (ayyyy)

Jon and Kate Plus 8 season premiere becomes the most watched TLC episode ever. Which just goes to show America loves watching other peoples' misery. (POTP)

Holy bouncing boobies, Batman! Hugh Hefner is selling Playboy! (gabby)

Demi Moore is really 8-years-old. (bitten)

Mr. Kennedy injures himself in his first match back from injury. (wrestling)

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Shirley Jones may pose nude for Playboy

Umm...I don't really know how to hop into this one, so I'm just gonna go right for the gold. Shirley Jones wants to get naked in Playboy. Doesn't sound bad right? A girl willingly wants to show her boobs and box in a magazine that guys (and some girls) everywhere drool over? Yeah, here's something that'll easy reverse any four-hour erection given by Viagra -- she's 75. I sh*t you not, a 75-year-old woman wants to get her saggy ass naked in Playboy, and her husband (who is also her manager) Marty Ingels is all for it!

She's still drop-dead gorgeous, and at the age of 75, a natural beauty. I'm her husband, and I think it would be sensational. Mature women are relevant.

For the love of every and anything that is right in the world...please, Hugh Hefner...just say NO!! A 75-year-old lady isn't even a cougar -- she's a macacca!

Heidi Montag appearing in Playboy...and MORE!!!

I should check out these Tips instead of worrying that I'll get so fat someday that the crotch of my pants rips. (VBT)

Beyonce's diva ass is firing someone, and she's letting you know! (amygrindhouse)

Heidi Montag's getting nekkid for you. (smack)

Just like Brad Pitt, Eli Roth is a Basterd, too. (bedhead)

Brooke Shields is hot. Her Kentucky Derby hat? Not so much. (ayyyy)

Eminem on his drug use: "I literally almost died." (POTP)

Denise Richards listens to the people. We sh*t on her singing, she says she'll never do it again! (gabby)

Miss California thinks gay marriage is wrong, but getting naked is cool. (bitten)

Undertaker injured and out for a few months!! (wrestling)

Bonus Link: Eminem's 3AM music video!! (POTP)

Keira Knightley gets a mudhole stomped in her...and MORE!!!

Woo hoo!! Maxim's Hometown Hotties and old school Playmates here! (videoblogging)

Michael Douglas' "Hey, there's a finger up my bumhole!" look. (smack)

Bow to the Almighty Robert Pattinson. Seriously, do it. Twilight is a religion now. (agent)

Anne Hathaway buys her dresses from the half-off-rack. (ayyyy)

Check out the Bruno trailer here! (POTP)

How does Keira Knightley promote awareness of violence against women? Gets the sh*t kicked out of her in an ad. (gabby)

Snoop Dogg remixing Johnny Cash songs!! (bitten)

Edge heading to RAW?! (wrestling)

I made these links bitchy....and MORE!!!!

Bored at work or school? Take a celebrity poll!! (celeb news)

Britney's back, bitch! (smack)

Katherine Heigl's a bitch! (candy)

I've been a bitch and haven't posted a link here in forever, so just go. (ayyyy)

Hey Chris Crocker, time for a "Leave Miley alone!" video, bitch! (POTP)

Lauren Conrad's writing a book? Bitch, please! (gabby)

Jennifer Aniston thinks botox is a bitch! (bitten)

TNA Knockouts are gonna be naked bitches in Playboy?! (wrestling)

Lisa Rinna hits up Playboy

Lisa Rinna appeared in Playboy over 10 years ago while she was 6 months pregnant. This time, she decided to bare it all without having a kid inside her womb. Instead, she just went for the MILF card and is posing at the age of 45. Back when she was on Dancing with the Stars, she trained and toned up like crazy, but she was ordered by the photographer to put the weights down. Lisa said she was told not to look "long, sinewy, and muscular. (The photographer) wants you soft."

Well, we already know that she shaves her box, based on a previous post of a picture showing her in a dress with an insanely high slit and no panties on, so at least she has one step in the right direction.

Jay-Z calls Chris Brown "a dead man walking"...and MORE!!!

Taking polls about celebrities is even better than looking at boobies in Playboy. (celeb news)

Speaking of Playboy, take a gander at Aubrey O'Day's mommy spot. (smack)

The mother of those octuplet babies is obsessed with Angelina. And it shows. (candy)

Michelle Pfeiffer is STILL smokin. (ayyyy)

Oh sh*t!! Jay-Z is gonna cap Chris Brown!! (POTP)

Miley gives an actual apology this time for her latest controversial pic. (gabby)

Michelle Obama hits the cover of Vogue. (bitten)

Stevie Richards headed to TNA?! (wrestling)

Hilary Duff WILL put the verbal smackdown on you...and MORE!!!

If I said my Celebrity Poll was 12 inches, would you still take it? (celeb news)

Hilary Duff burns Faye Dunaway's old wrinkly ass!! (smack)

Woo hoo, more Diva Drama!! Beyonce vs Etta James! (candy)

If the Pussycat Dolls weren't dressed like sluts, you wouldn't know who they were. (ayyyy)

Welcome back to the limelight, Eliza Dushku. Thanks for leaving your clothes behind. (POTP)

Denise Richards is bringing her complicated ass to Dancing with the Stars. (gabby)

Jude Law is a tranny?! (bitten)

No more WWE Divas getting nekkid?! (wrestling)

Eddie Murphy is a deadbeat mother trucker...and MORE!!!

Your Mom loves taking polls. (celeb news)

Christian Bale is a seriously a total douchebag. (smack)

Britney's cancelling her World Tour because of K-Fed?! (candy)

Nicole Richie not eating again? (ayyyy)

It'd do the world good if Eddie Murphy got hit by a bus. (POTP)

I want to like Diddy after seeing Notorious this past weekend, but he's a huge Diva. (gabby)

Don't expect a new Girls Gone Wild tape anytime soon...Joe Francis is in jail again. (bitten)

Kelly Kelly getting nekkid?!?! (wrestling)

Jennifer Aniston is a huge tease...and MORE!!!

Go here because I told you to and because he links to us. Please? (celeb news)

Let this be a lesson to all of you: Don't "Bounty Hunt" your "Dog" in public. (smack)

Hello there, nudist Amy Winehouse. (candy)

Jennifer Aniston teases us on the GQ cover, then says "NO COOTER VIEWING FOR YOU!" (POTP)

Tony Romo cheats on Jessica Simpson IN HER OWN BED?! (gabby)

Katie! Say it ain't so!! Tom knocked you up again?! (bitten)

Former TNA star backstage at 2 WWE events!! (wrestling)

Lily Allen wants to give out Katy Perry's number...and MORE!!!

Lily Allen giving out Katy Perry's phone number? (smack)

Jennifer Aniston stomps on Brad Pitt. (candy)

Madonna spreads her legs more than my ex-girlfriend. (ayyyy)

Britney probably just f*cked herself for her tour. (POTP)

Have no fear, LiRo is still together! (gabby)

Hugh Hefner has a new girlfriend...pretty sure that makes 3. (bitten)

Ted DiBiase Jr.'s return date! (wrestling)