Levi Johnston Kathy Griffin Teen Choice Awards

Kathy Griffin pulled a little joke at the Teen Choice Awards last night, and showed up with Levi Johnston on her arm. Levi is the father of Sarah Palin's grandchild and has been speaking out against the Palin family ever since he and Bristol broke up. Levi hammed it up for the cameras though, planting a kiss on Kathy's cheek on the red carpet and also saying that he just looks "at her, shut up, and do what I'm told" in the "relationship."

High-five to Levi for showing that he has a funny side and he's not just the awkward puppet he looked like during Sarah's campaign to be the Vice President of the United States. Then again, the Palin family seems pretty f*cking boring anyway.

Kathy Griffin gives her opinion of the Chris Brown/Rihanna situation

When the A-List Awards air on Bravo next week, don't be surprised to hear Kathy Griffin take a shot at the Chris Brown/Rihanna drama going on in her opening number. But she wants to make one thing clear, even though she's using it as part of her comedic opening, she thinks the whole situation overall is very tragic.

It's heartbreaking to me that it seems like she doesn't want to testify against him. I've heard one theory that he bought her off, but that doesn't make sense to me, since she's so rich. It seems like she's suffering from classic battered woman syndrome. It breaks my heart that for whatever reason, she can't say 'Okay, this is going to suck, but I have to testify and put this guy away' - and then move on with her career. Because I think she's going to be fine. I'm sure that the trial would be very difficult for her to go through.I hear young women on 'Oprah' saying things like 'Well, you shouldn't piss off your man.' That's extremely upsetting to me. That photo of her - knowing the photo was taken that night and obviously she must have looked worse the next day - that fact is indisputable. You have to be hit so hard to get those bruises and lacerations. When Diddy says things like 'Well, a man should never put his hands on a woman, but a woman should never put her hands on a man,' don't act like it's a fair f*cking fight, Diddy. I really resent when anyone implies that she started it. It's not a cage match. She's a girl. Let's be honest. She can't physically hurt him - unless she hit him with a knife or a gun, not her fist or her hand or she slapped him - let's cut the sh**. I feel like this girl [Rihanna] is out there on her own, and more importantly, there are young women taking his side.

Kathy Griffin may look like a drag queen Andy Dick, but she just jumped up a few rungs on my "Ladder of Coolness." And to actually be serious for a second, I totally encourage ladies who are in a situation like Rihanna to take what Kathy says personally and really think about what she's saying, because she's totally right.

Kendra Wilkinson doesn't know how to mail a letter...and MORE!!!

Pirated copy of X-Men Origins: Wolverine actually gets a professional review! (videoblogging)

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are getting divorced! (smack)

Billy Corgan is throwing it in Tila Tequila...with kissy faces along the way. (bedhead)

Nicole Kidman looks like she's seconds away from transforming into Swamp Thing and eat Keith Urban whole. (ayyyy)

I guarantee you Aubrey O'Day just gave Kathy Griffin mouth herpes. (POTP)

Tori Spelling and Chelsea Handler have fun with each other at the A-List Awards. (gabby)

Kendra Wilkinson doesn't know what a postage stamp is. (bitten)

JBL quits WWE! (wrestling)

Candy Spelling isn't sweet to her daughter...and MORE!!!

Yummmm...I'm in the mood for some Deep Fried Whatever -- from that guy who brought you celebrity news polls!! (fried)

Tori Spelling's mom still hates her. (smack)

Madonna adopts another Malawi kid. (stork)

Kathy Griffin looks like an ugly ass cupcake. (ayyyy)

Britney's dad trying to shut down Britney's #1 fan site. (POTP)

Kids' Choice Awards results! NICKELODEON RULES!! (gabby)

Tim Allen is Daddy Toolman! (bitten)

Kevin Nash says Scott Hall isn't doing well. (wrestling)

Celebrity Look-alikes!!!

Left: Kathy Griffin
Right: Andy Dick

*I'm actually starting to think they're the same person.*

Kathy Griffin calls David Archuleta the next Amy Winehouse

Kathy Griffin and David Archuleta were both on the Bonnie Hunt Show a couple of days ago and taped a little interaction backstage, where Kathy called David the next Amy Winehouse and said he was singing like a lunatic in the halls. Check out the hilarious video below!

Kathy & David Archuleta

Kathy Griffin Had An Affair With An N'Sync Boy

D-Lister Kathy Griffin revealed during a stand-up act in NYC that she had an affair with an N'Syncer back in the 90's when they were big.

"There was a time in the late '90s when I may or may not have been banging one of the 'N Sync boys."

I'm guessing "or may not have been" is the key part of that statement. I mean I may or may not be banging Estelle Getty.

Anyway -- if it were true -- which N'Syncer do you think it would be???

I'm going with Chris Kirkpatrick. Because he's the "who the hell is that guy" member of the group.


Mmmm... Estelle.....