Those Desperate Housewives LOVE teasin us...and MORE!!

Desperate Housewives Season 6 teaser! (amygrindhouse)

Britney and the fam rock Miami. (smack)

Melrose Place poster! (bedhead)

Rebecca Gayheart and Kate Walsh show off some leg. (ayyyy)

Kanye's ex looks like she's gonna f*cking kill you. (POTP)

Renee Zellweger in car accident. (gabby)

DJ AM funeral deets. (bitten)

TNA star arrested! (wrestling)

We can see the bun in Gisele's oven...and MORE!!

Gisele's baby bump! (amygrindhouse)

Holy crap! My future wife Gina Carano hitting up Playboy?! (VBT)

John Edwards has a bastard child. (examiner)

Britney Spears is a f*cking bitch. (smack)

Pop Miley's cherry! No, seriously. I'm not even kidding. It's kinda creepy actually. (bedhead)

Kanye's ex gets naked. (POTP)

Jon Gosselin + Vegas = Pool Party! (gabby)

More deets on Rick Pitino affair. (bitten)

The Hardy Boyz Tour? (wrestling)

Chris Brown likes manly women...and MORE!!

PLEASE VOTE FOR US IN THE BLOGGER'S CHOICE AWARDS. THE BRAIN CELLS I LOST THIS WEEKEND WOULD APPRECIATE IT.








MJ Memorial televised. (amygrindhouse)

Celebs appear at MJ tribute. (examiner)

Kourtney Kardashian is high maintenance. (smack)

Quentin Tarantino kills Hitler. (bedhead)

Hayden Panettiere on showing her kibbles n bits. (ayyyy)

Chris Brown wants Kanye's sloppy seconds. (POTP)

Josh Duhamel and Fergie have a stripper pole at home. (gabby)

Britney Spears tastes just like Candie's. (bitten)

Edge out until 2010! (wrestling)

Kate Gosselin being a douche to her kids off-camera...and MORE!!

PLEASE VOTE FOR US IN THE BLOGGER'S CHOICE AWARDS! I PROMISE IT WON'T GIVE YOU CHLAMYDIA!







Kanye's Paranoid video -- the REAL version. (amygrindhouse)

Be a stalker like LeAnn Rimes and check out pics of Brandi Granville! (VBT)

Celeb relationships examined right here! (examiner)

Don't worry, Kate Winslet fans. She waxes her vajayjay. (smack)

Cameron Diaz wants to blow up the world. (bedhead)

Fergie wrapped in ribbon. (ayyyy)

Kate Gosselin being a total bitch to her kids on vacation. (POTP)

Will Ferrell kicking nature's ass on Man vs Wild. (gabby)

Sacha Baron Cohen sued for "crippling" woman. (bitten)

Update on Jeff Hardy contract status. (wrestling)

Pink trashes Kanye

Pink did a little sh*t talking about Kanye West the other day after the 2 were hanging out with the Vice President for PETA and Paul McCartney at a fashion show in Paris. Apparently, Kanye was running his mouth (there's a shocker) and pissing people off, so Pink decided to fire back.

I was at Stella McCartney's Paris fashion show with the vice president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, [PETA supporter] Paul McCartney and Kanye West. The entire time Kanye is going, 'They need more fur in this show'. He just wouldn't shut up about how he loved fur. I mean, he's saying this to me, the PETA guy and Paul McCartney. I was just so grossed out by him. I'm like, 'You're an idiot!' There are so many people who I think are a waste of skin and he's up there. I should wear him. Go on, donate yourself Kanye. People can wear your fur."

That's like playing basketball with a midget and telling him how you love being tall while you keep dunking on him. Hehe...midgets.

Kanye West hates reading

Ever wonder how Kanye feels about books?

I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph.

For the first time ever, I'm glad Kanye is on crack.

Kanye West Paranoid video leak!

So the good news? The video for Kanye's new hit Paranoid (featuring a VERY sexy Rihanna) leaked on the Internet yesterday. The bad news? He's saying it's an old and very wrong version. Check out the video below (sh*tty quality, but hey, that's why they call it a leak), followed up by Kanye's comments on being devastated that he wrong video leaked.

IT HURTS ME TO SEE THE OLD AND VERY WRONG VERSION OF THE PARANOID VIDEO GET LEAKED ALL OVER THE NET WHILE I WAS ON AN 11 HR FLIGHT AND COULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. IT'S JUST FRUSTRATING WHEN THIS STUFF HAPPENS BECAUSE I REALLY CARE ABOUT THE PRODUCT AND SINCE VIDEOS NEVER GET PLAYED ANY WAY YOU MIGHT AS WELL TWEAK THEM AND MAKE THEM AS SPECIAL AS POSSIBLE. THE VERSION THAT GOT LEAKED FROM THE CAMERA PHONE LAST WEEK IS AT LEAST A LITTLE CLOSER TO THE FINAL PRODUCT. THANK YOU EVERYBODY FOR YOUR SUPPORT BUT THAT VIDEO WAS NOT UP TO MY STANDARDS.

Lucky for us, Kanye was so CAPS-LOCK-pissed-off that he posted 5 screenshots of the real video, which I threw up for you below.

MEGAN FOX SWINGS BOTH WAYS AND I'M WICKED EXCITED!!!...and MORE!!!

WNBA star Candace Parker has a baby! (VBT)

Lady Gaga calls lip-synchers "really f*cked up." (amygrindhouse)

Jordin Sparks hits up Idol to sing her new hit Battlefield. (smack)

Asia Argento makes every other chick feel ugly at the Cannes Film Festival. (bedhead)

The men of Star Trek get their own personal Japanese servants. (ayyyy)

Kanye West lays down some smack with his CAPS LOCK. (POTP)

Megan Fox loves her some box!! (gabby)

Robin Williams tells Letterman he loves his new cow valve! (bitten)

MAJOR changes made LIVE during SmackDown! tapings!! **SPOILER ALERT** (wrestling)

Kanye gets blasted on South Park...and MORE!!!

Video Blogging Tips are better than playing "just the tip." (videoblogging)

South Park makes fun of Kanye. HILARIOUS! (smack)

Lily Allen's treat to her fans backfires. (bedhead)

Someone forgot to tell Marisa Tomei that her appearance wasn't for a toga party. (ayyyy)

Ed Westwick loves him some Twinkies. (POTP)

Miley still sleeps with her mommy! (gabby)

Pink and Carey Hart give it another go! (bitten)

Jim Ross demoted to color commentator?! (wrestling)

I was too tired to post a lot today, but look! I met John Cena...and MORE!!!

Boobs are great. Celeb Polls are greater. (celeb news)

Paris has a new flavor of the week. (smack)

Kanye is dating Mr. Clean. (candy)

Michael Lohan is Lily Allen's father. At least, he thinks so. (POTP)

Jennifer Aniston = Bond Girl?! (gabby)

Jennifer Aniston is also the hottest cover girl ever. (bitten)

DX vs Legacy?! (wrestling)

More celebrity reactions to Chris Brown/Rihanna situation

A few more celebrities have offered their reactions about Chris Brown's bitch ass beating Rihanna. Check them out below. (And just a heads up, I'll be posting a pic of a beaten Rihanna in a little while...and you won't believe how horrible she looks.)

Roseanne Barr: "Chris Brown uses language of the perpetrator just like every sleazy bastard who ever smacked his wife, kid mother or girlfriend around uses. His lies and excuses make me want to beat the crap out of him."

Christian Siriano: "You know what? I've met Rihanna, she's kind of a diva. I don't think anybody deserves that, but I feel bad for them ... there has to be something that she did to provoke it ... You can't hit a woman."

Kanye: "All I want to say is, it's so devastating. Just as a person, I don't care how famous she is or even if she just worked at McDonald's .. [abuse] should never happen. It should never come to that place."

Kim Kardashian: "I am in shock Rihanna and Chris canceled on this year's Grammy show! I was SO looking forward to seeing both of them. They were essentially going to be the prom queen and king this year!" (Clearly she's a dumbass.)

T.I.: "He cool, you know. I guess he a little concerned about the situation, but he's still the same Chris." (He later backtracked on the comments, saying that he spoke too quickly without knwoing the entire situation.)

Jen Vs Angie, The Showdown in Tinsel Town..and MORE!!!!

Your mom loves to take polls about celebrities. Really. She told me last night. (celeb news)

Okay, I'll admit it. Tom Cruise might be bat sh*t crazy, but he makes adorable offspring. (smack)

Ohhhhh snap! Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie might rumble this week!! (candy)

Kanye was a sex addict as a kid. WTF? (POTP)

Beyonce's sister ends up in the hospital after taking pills!! (gabby)

Melinda Doolittle is back!! (bitten)

Hulkamania running wild at Wrestlemania 25?!?! (wrestling)

Kid Rock is making beer and jobs...and MORE!!!

Yay for nakedness in Jason movies! (celeb news)

Really, Sienna and Balthazar? Who the hell makes out in the middle of a street? (smack)

I'll tell you what's NOT real about The Real Housewives of New York -- boobies. (candy)

Mary-Kate is still a fur hag. (ayyyy)

Yup. Kanye's still a douche. (POTP)

Kid Rock helps the slumping economy! Seriously! (gabby)

Lily Allen and Perez Hilton are cat fighting on Twitter. (bitten)

TNA signs new Knockout! (wrestling)

Kanye is a classier guy than Chris Brown...and MORE!!!

I had All You Can Eat Pancakes yesterday at IHOP, and it still wasn't as good as taking polls about celebrities. (celeb news)

Have fun drooling over Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend. (smack)

Economy's got you down? Pop out 8 kids to join your other 6! (candy)

There was a Genie at the Elle Style Awards. (ayyyy)

Even Kanye thinks Chris Brown is a piece of sh*t. (POTP)

Miley's going to the White House. Let's hope she leaves her racism at home... (gabby)

Got Milk? Chris Brown doesn't anymore. (bitten)

TNA releases 2 talents! **SPOILER ALERT** (wrestling)

If Megan Fox ever poses nude, my life will be complete...and MORE!!!

Jennifer Love Hewitt gets a restraining order against her stalker. Thank Heavens she didn't fix the problem with a boob reduction. (smack)

Brangelina disses Seacrest!! (candy)

Jessica Alba rocks her pajamas to a movie. Hello, easy access. (ayyyy)

Kayne's getting nekkid? (POTP)

Megan Fox is a tranny? (gabby)

Happy 2009! The Girls Next Door and Aubrey O'Day are getting naked!! (bitten)

Two superstars named for induction to the WWE Hall of Fame! (wrestling)

Kanye West goes from rapper to intern

Wanting to follow in the footsteps of Diddy and every other person who has gone from their day job to becoming a designer, Kanye West has decided it's time to pick up a sketch pad and making a clothing line. But, in a real non-douchey and smart move, he's not jumping right into it. He's decided to take up an internship first for some direction.

I'm going to go and take an internship and just do something that's like completely normal, and just rap at the weekends or something.

That, my friends, is a case of a millionaire using their money in a very smart way.

Sharon Osbourne rocks Charm School contestant Megan's world..and MORE!!!

Sharon Osbourne beats the piss out of Rock of Love 2 alum!! (smack)

Michael Jackson is a mix between Zorro, an Arab, and former wrestler The Repo Man. (candy)

Watch Kanye bomb his SNL performance. (POTP)

Hey George Bush! Look! It's a bird...it's a plane...it's a pair of shoes!! (gabby)

X Factor contestants: BE NICE TO SIMON!! (bitten)

The Hardy Boyz are World Champions!! (wrestling)

Donnie Wahlberg gets him some man-love...and MORE!!

Lindsay Lohan has so much free time that she decided to bitch about Facebook. (smack)

Kanye talks up Beyonce and bashes Tina Turner at the same time. (candy)

Santa wants to give Kelly Ripa something special from his sack... (ayyyy)

Donnie Wahlberg kisses Jonathon Knight on stage?!?! (POTP)

Britney Spears' performance from Good Morning America this morning!! (gabby)

Nobody gives a rat's ass about Paris Hilton's new album. (bitten)

Nicole Richie sandbags Benji Madden!! (yuddy)

Another release from WWE!! (wrestling)

Lily Allen gets nekkid...and MORE!!!

The Pussycat Dolls host Slut Fest '08. (smack)

Beyonce gives Kanye a run for his money for the title of "What the f**k is that on their face? (candy)

I think Rihanna is hot, but what the hell was she wearing to the AMA's? (ayyyy)

Heidi Montag's daddydukes throwing Speidi a second wedding. (POTP)

Oh snap!! Benji Madden tells Paris to say the hell away!! How high school girl of him. (gabby)

Lily Allen strips! At the airport! For security!! (bitten)

Ashley Dupre says she's not a slut, but we know better. (yuddy)

Slammy Awards returning in 2 weeks!! (wrestling)

Kanye West is a little nuts

I'm not saying he was, but there's a good chance that Kanye West was on some serious crack last night at the American Music Awards. He won for Favorite Male Artist and Favorite Rap Album, and during one of his acceptance speeches, ended up saying he wanted to be Elvis and gave his award away to Lil' Wayne. Check out the video here.

And kids, stay off drugs. There's no hope with dope.