Showing posts with label jude law. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jude law. Show all posts

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Jude Law 4th child


Jude Law is going to be a father again for the fourth time. His rep released a statement saying that he just found out from a lady that he was dating last year that she's knocked up and the kid is his. He's not dating the chick anymore, but he said he intends to fully support the baby, who is due in the fall.

Uhh...congrats on the bastard child?

Friday, July 24, 2009

Jude Law smacks woman


Photographer Harsha Gopal is saying that Jude Law smacked the sh*t out of her early yesterday morning when he was leaving a restaurant called the Automat. There were a ton of camera flashes going off and Jude apparently raised his hand to block the flashes and ended up knocking the lady in the face.

He hit me full on the face, it was a real stinger, it was very sore. It was really loud -- there was a massive thud and my face is still stinging today. It was deliberate -- you could see it in his face. Maybe he didn't realize he was hitting a girl, but he could at least apologize.

Jude's rep said that he was only trying to shield the flashes from his face and when he raised his arm, he ended up hitting someone by accident, but apologized for it then left. He calls the pic misleading. Which is totally understandable because if someone had a ton of flashes going off in my face, I'd block my eyes too. Sounds like just an honest mistake...unfortunately the girl is an attention whore who is trying to make it sound like Jude's a douche.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Hilary Duff WILL put the verbal smackdown on you...and MORE!!!


If I said my Celebrity Poll was 12 inches, would you still take it? (celeb news)

Hilary Duff burns Faye Dunaway's old wrinkly ass!! (smack)

Woo hoo, more Diva Drama!! Beyonce vs Etta James! (candy)

If the Pussycat Dolls weren't dressed like sluts, you wouldn't know who they were. (ayyyy)

Welcome back to the limelight, Eliza Dushku. Thanks for leaving your clothes behind. (POTP)

Denise Richards is bringing her complicated ass to Dancing with the Stars. (gabby)

Jude Law is a tranny?! (bitten)

No more WWE Divas getting nekkid?! (wrestling)

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Jude Law reunites with his ex


Who says there's no such thing as second chances?? Jude Law has reunited with ex-wife Sadie Frost and the two have decided to reconcile for the kids. Jude is helping Sadie find a home that they can "invest together and give their children a truly loving home."

Let's just hope Jude can keep it in his pants this time around, or else Sadie may just "remove the problem" all together. Smell what I'm cookin?

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Robert Downey Jr proves why smoking is bad

If any ladies want a shot with Robert Downey Jr., I have the perfect pick-up line for you. "Are your pants on fire, or are you just happy to see me?"

Allow me to explain. Robert was on the set of the Sherlock Holmes movie he's filming with Jude Law, when ashes from his pipe fell onto his lap and set his pants on fire. Luckily, Jude was right next to him and helped him put it out.

Since no one was hurt and both Robert and Jude are absolutely fine, I can say -- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, September 22, 2008

Heidi Klum gets beat up at the Emmys...and MORE!!!


Know who's hot? Juliette Lewis. (smack)

There were some horribly dressed people at the Emmys this year. (candy)

If I saw any of you wearing this on the street, I'd punch you. In the stomach. Hard. (ayyyy)

More updates on Travis Barker and DJ AM. (POTP)

Jude Law and Sienna Miller getting back together?! (gabby)

Tom Bergeron lays the smack down on Heidi Klum at the Emmys. (bitten)

Jim Ross commentating for ECW?! (wrestling)

Katie Holmes is obsessed with "X." (dontcallmejoey)