Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty split

Stop if you think that you've heard this one before (because I know you have.) Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty have called it quits, but there's a couple of different reasons going around as to exactly why. One version says that she's back with Josh Hartnett after helping to nurse him back to health from a bad bout of the stomach flu. Another one comes from a source, and makes her sound like a complete slut.

Sienna loved being with Balthazar but there was too much baggage and she couldn't commit to anything more than a few months. They are still good friends.

I believe both versions, because let's be real -- it's already well-documented that Sienna can't keep her legs closed.

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More on Sienna and Balthazar

Apparently the breakup between Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty a couple of weeks ago never even happened. Sienna told Page Six that the quote written about her being single that was run in The Sun was "pulled from an interview three years ago."

Well, at least now I'll be able to sleep better at night.

Balthazar Getty is actually a decent guy?

Of course everyone (or at least every woman) thinks he's a douchebag for cheating on his wife with Hollywood's resident skankbag Sienna Miller (and rightfully so), but there's at least some sort of classiness left in him. Granted, it comes out while he's sticking up for Sienna getting solely blamed for the affair, but at least it's there.

It takes two to tango, man ... You can't just point your finger at one person.

I'm sure it'd be easier to not point the finger at one person if she hadn't done this before. They say call a spade, a spade...well, call a slut, a slut.

Sienna Miller is a total attention whore

Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty have been split from their affair for a few weeks now, but that's not stopping Sienna from still trying to cash in on it. She apparently thinks the "hot romance" was a big enough deal to be "movie gold."

Someone please smack this broad in the face. Thank you in advance.

Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty officially done

Sienna Miller has officially confirmed that she has split from her boyfriend/bang-buddy/homewrecker target Balthazar Getty. Yes, you read that right. She confirmed her split with a married man, and she's actually happy about it.

I'm single at the moment, and I'm completely happy with that. It's nice not to have a relationship that the press constantly want to scrutinize and discuss. I'm cool with being on my own.

So, she's happy to be single but she's still a skank. Looks like it's open season on her ass, fellas. Literally.

Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty are through?

It's looking like the affair between Balthazar Getty and his mistress Sienna Miller could be ending soon. Apparently, Balthazar is pissed about Sienna's partying, and Sienna is pissed that Balthazar won't divorce his wife.

It really sounds like these two are messed up enough to be perfect for each other. Dummies.

Sienna and Balthazar grab a bite

At least they have clothes on this time.

Update on Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty

Sienna has been labeled a whore for hooking up with Balthazar Getty (a married man with 4 kids), but she's setting the record straight. Apparently she met Balthazar after he was separated from his wife, and they're in love and living together. She also said she'd never hook up with a married man again after the whole Jude Law fiasco.

...this is one stupid broad.

Balthazar Getty still hooking up with Sienna Miller

The week after the Balthazar/Sienna boat pictures hit the Internet, Balthazar went on record saying that he wanted to work things out with his wife (who he's separated from). Well it turns out he's still putting the moves on Sienna! They were seen making out in a street the other day.

This dude DEFINITELY never watched Def Jam's How to be a Player.

Balthazar wants his Boo back

Balthazar Getty has been e-mailing his wife (who he's separated with) to try and reconcile and get back together.

Yeah, I'm sure having pics of you making out with Sienna Miller's half-naked ass posted all over the Internet is REALLY gonna help your chances.

Sienna Miller suing over her boobies

Sienna Miller is suing News International and Big Pictures photo agency for the topless pics of her making out with Balthazar Getty on a boat.

Since the pics surfaced, Balthazar came out and said that he and his wife (who mothers his four children) are separated, and called the photos of him and Sienna embarrassing.

Sienna is suing for breach of privacy.

Breach of privacy? Seriously? Breach of privacy would be if there was a paparazzo climbing a fence to get pics of you sunbathing nude, not when you're letting your boobies bounce all around a boat in open public! What a dumb broad.

Sienna Miller is a hussy

I'm really starting to think that Sienna Miller is a skank. First she broke up Jude Law's marriage, then she cheated on her own boyfriend, and now she's about to break up another marriage. Sienna was seen making out with Brothers & Sisters star Balthazar Getty on a boat recently. Oh yeah, and her boobies were flopping around with everyone watching.

Here's a trivia question: What do Sienna Miller and the Grand Canyon have in common? (Hint: the answer is inappropriate and not nice.)