Showing posts with label chris brown. Show all posts
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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Chris Brown remembers hitting Rihanna


Just a day after an interview of him aired on Larry King Live where he legit said he didn't remember beating the sh*t out of Rihanna, Chris Brown is coming out and saying that he definitely remembers it. Of course, it's not his fault that he said he didn't remember it though -- it's CNN's.

There have been reports on the Internet that I didn't remember what happened that night with Rihanna. I want to try and set things straight. That 30 seconds of the interview they used of me was taken from a one hour interview during which that same question was asked something like four or five times -- and when you look at the entire interview you will see it is not representative of what I said. The first four times -- or however many times it was – I gave the same answer – which was that I didn't think it was appropriate for me to talk about what happened that night. I said it was not right for me and it really wasn't fair to Rihanna. The fifth time -- or whatever it was -- I just misspoke. I was asked, 'Do you remember doing it?' and I said, 'No.'

Hey f*cktard, there aren't "reports" that you said you didn't remember beating the piss out of RiRi, there's video f*cking proof of you saying it! So why don't you watch it below and just remember what a f*cking douchebag you are instead of trying to blame it on other people.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Trina Dolenz talks Tool Academy 2


Remember that hilariously awesome show Tool Academy that aired on VH1 a few months back? Well it's coming back for a second season, and our friends at PopEater sat down with the professional doctor that appears on the show for counseling sessions, Trina Dolenz, to talk a bit about the new season and also touches on Chris Brown and Rihanna.

What's the biggest issue the couples are facing in Season 2? More cheating?
I see it as cheating isn't an issue, it's a symptom. In some ways, yes that symptom is always there. Yes, loads of these guys are cheating, but the underlying issues are feelings of inadequacy, intimacy. The biggest thing is that most people can't do intimacy and that means to a therapist, closeness...one on one. Cheating is when you split it and you dilute it. It could be with your children, it could be with your mother-in-law, it's often cheating because you can't do the intensity of one-on-one or everything that's bad is highlighted, so you split it up, dilute it and you go off with somebody else 'cause they think you're quite good for the moment. Cheating is a sort of diversion. Yes, that's all in place, but a lot of these in the second series have a lot of other areas that are just as juicy. The other symptoms are just as vibrant.

Any celebrity couple you'd love to have a session with?
Chris and Rihanna, I'd love to counsel obviously. I'd love to understand the relationship of a few top ones, I'm always fascinated by Brad and Angelina Jolie, I'm always fascinated by those two. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. As a therapist, I'd love to understand their fit and how they react because all we see as a viewer are the symptoms. As a therapist, you don't counsel the symptoms, you counsel the root cores. I can't see the root cores cause I don't have enough of the tools. I'd love to be counseling them and see how it all fits together.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Taylor Swift goes old school...and MORE!!!


Taylor Swift goes retro. (amygrindhouse)

Michael Jackson's alive?! WTF?! (smack)

ScarJo gets pretty in pink. (bedhead)

Anna Paquin's boobies and such. (POTP)

Shia LeBeouf's got a new biatch! (gabby)

Play-by-play of Chris Brown's attack on Rihanna. (bitten)

More hints on Jeff Hardy's WWE status? (wrestling)

Chris Brown Rihanna violence


The night before the Grammys wasn't the first time that Chris Brown was violent toward Rihanna. People magazine released info on two other times when Chris was either violent TO her or TOWARD her. The first time was while they were in Europe on vacation. Chris did something that made Rihanna slap him, and like the big tough guy he is, Chris responded by shoving her into a wall. The second time was a few weeks later while they were in Barbados. They got into an argument while they were driving in their car, so Chris parked it and smashed out both the driver and passenger side windows. No one was hurt that time though.

This dude is a f*cking lunatic assh*le who tries to intimidate whatever girl he's dating. Real classy, you d*ckbag. Hope someone puts your head through a side window of your car and teaches you a lesson...maybe then you'll wake the f*ck up, tough guy.

Chris Brown sentenced


A sentence has finally been handed down in the Chris Brown beating the living sh*t out of Rihanna case, and basically his d*ckhead ass can't see RiRi for 5 years. The deal is this -- Chris has been 5 years of probation and has to perform 6 months of community service. During his probation period, he can't come within 100 yards of Rihanna, except at awards shows, where he's not allowed to come within 10 yards of her.

I really hope this dude messes up and gets sent to jail and gets the absolute sh*t beat out of him by in the cell. Because I've heard that weirdly enough, even though they're in jail, peeps don't tolerate kiddie-touching and woman-beating, and they rough dudes up for it. So I hope he gets what's coming to him.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Wrigley drops Chris Brown


When Chris Brown beat the sh*t out of Rihanna in February, he was in the middle of an ad campaign with Wrigley as the spokesman for Doublemint gum. Once the rumors started that he beat RiRi came out, then the picture of her mangled face followed it, Wrigley decided to suspend the campaign until the whole court process went through. Well now that it's finished up and Chris actually plead guilty to roughing up Rihanna, Wrigley decided to drop him all together.

Good. I'm glad this scumbag is starting to feel some of the fall out in his wallet. Little bitch.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Penelope Cruz has a bun in the oven?? ..and MORE!!


Penelope Cruz knocked up? (amygrindhouse)

Ryan O'Neal's son rips him a new assh*le. (smack)

Quentin Tarantino rocks the cover of Esquire. (agentbedhead)

Mischa Barton rocks her psych ward onesie? (ayyyy)

Chris Brown and Rihanna back together?! (POTP)

Nobody gives a f*ck about Jon and Kate Plus 8 anymore. (gabby)

Bam Margera trying to save his marriage. (bitten)

Brooke Hogan heading to WWE?! (wrestling)

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Chris Brown trying to play nice with chicks...and MORE!!

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Chris Brown trying to win back female fans. (amygrindhouse

Tori Spelling looks like a f*cking pencil. (smack)

Bruce Willis has been cloned!! (bedhead)

Happy belated 40th, J-Lo! (ayyyy)

Mischa Barton out of the looney bin! (POTP)

Jordan wants Julia Roberts to play her. Wait...what? (gabby)

George Clooney has a new tittified girlfriend. (bitten)

Happy belated birthday, Triple H! (wrestling)

Chris Brown wedding entrance video

This video has been making the rounds for a few days now, but this is the first time I actually decided to watch it since my friends send me a lot of stupid things sometimes. Hilarious...a bride, groom, and their whole bridal party dance down the aisle to Chris Brown's Forever. And while I still think he's a p*ssy-ass prick, this video is the sh*t.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Chris Brown apology video

Chris Brown has FINALLY come out and straight up apologized for beating the living hell out of Rihanna the night before the Grammys back in February. He said he's remained silent for so long at the request of his lawyers. Check out the video below.



I still think he's a prick, bitch, and p*ssy for even laying a finger on RiRi in the first place, but I'll give him credit -- it takes a real man to admit when you're wrong.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Chris Brown Oops chain


Super d*ckbag Chris Brown sported this huge chain over the weekend. If you can't tell what the chain says because the pic is kinda small, it says "Oops!" Ya know, as in "Oops, my girlfriend got in the way of my fist a sh*t ton of times, and I left her looking like this:


C*ckbag.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Chris Brown likes manly women...and MORE!!

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MJ Memorial televised. (amygrindhouse)

Celebs appear at MJ tribute. (examiner)

Kourtney Kardashian is high maintenance. (smack)

Quentin Tarantino kills Hitler. (bedhead)

Hayden Panettiere on showing her kibbles n bits. (ayyyy)

Chris Brown wants Kanye's sloppy seconds. (POTP)

Josh Duhamel and Fergie have a stripper pole at home. (gabby)

Britney Spears tastes just like Candie's. (bitten)

Edge out until 2010! (wrestling)

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Chris Brown leaked track

This is the new Chris Brown that was leaked yesterday called Not My Fault. What do you think of it? I like the beat, but I still think he's a f*cking class-less p*ssy.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Chris Brown pleads guilty


Chris Brown was in court yesterday (with Rihanna there as well) for the hearing on his assault charge after he beat the sh*t out of RiRi the night before the Grammy Awards. Chris took the smart way out and plead guilty (considering he actually is), and got off with just 5 years probation and a 180-day community service sentence. And even though the whole trial deal is finally over, it's pretty much guaranteed that there's going to be mega long-term effects for Chris in the wallet, considering he's lost (and will probably continue to lose) a ton of endorsements, not to mention have trouble getting any others. Rihanna and Chris were also both ordered to stay away from each other.

I don't get why Rihanna wouldn't want to stay away from him anyway. I mean, there's rumors that she's been dating that Drake fella, but still -- why would you wanna continue to go near someone that beat the piss out of you like a huge p*ssy?

Friday, May 29, 2009

Rihanna testifying against Chris Brown


It's the showdown that everyone was hoping would happen. Rihanna is going to appear in court to testify against her sh*tbag ex-boyfriend Chris Brown on June 22, but not under her own power. She was subpoenaed by the court in hopes that her testimony will help figure out if there's enough evidence to continue the case.

Rihanna really doesn't even have to say a word. All she has to do is blow up this picture, then the show's over for Breezy.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Chris Brown says he "ain't a monster"

Apparently while he's bowling with friends, Chris Brown likes to post videos on YouTube and plug his new album. Check out this quick 30-second video of the biggest bitch in hip hop talking about his new album, his new single, haters, and not being a monster.



No one said you're a monster, Breezy. A huge p*ssy, yes, but not a monster.

Chris Brown accused of assault...AGAIN!


Chris Brown's starting to not only prove he's a good hip hop artist, but an excellent abuser, too. Breezy is being sued for an assault that took place just weeks after he beat the piss out of Rihanna, although to his credit, he wasn't actually physically involved. While Chris was playing basketball in a gym, a photographer tried snapping some pics of him, but a gym employee blocked him and actually caused him to fall down the steps. That's when Breezy's bodyguards picked him up by his shorts and roughed him up. The paparazzo is suing both the gym and Chris.

So this basically proves one thing -- when Chris needs to fight a fella, his bodyguards handle it. But he's a tough guy when it comes to throwing down with a girl. What a little bitch.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Britney and Jessica = Laverne and Shirley??...and MORE!!!


Selena Gomez feeds homeless dogs in Puerto Rico. (videoblogging)

How to have Safe Sex: a lesson by Lil Wayne. (amygrindhouse)

Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson shooting for their own sitcom! (smack)

Brangelina = Scotch Brite. WTF? (bedhead)

Nas and Kelis' stimulus package: Name their baby, get some money. (POTP)

Pink and Carey Hart try marriage v2.0 this summer! (gabby)

Chris Brown releases apology song to Rihanna? (bitten)

John Cena's dad sh*ts on WWE storylines!! (wrestling)

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Chris Brown has a new new girlfriend?


So I reported yesterday that Chris Brown was seen leaving a tattoo parlor with his new girlfriend, who is actually also an ex-girlfriend, Virginia college student Erica Jackson. But after snagging a pic that was taken, it's looking like his new girlfriend isn't Erica, but a member of the girl band Girlicious (real creative name, ya douches.) That's actually Natalie Mejia with him, who is officially his new girlfriend.

We apologize for the mix-up, and will make it up to you by punching our source directly in the testicles.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Breezy moves on from Rihanna


I'm not gonna fully believe this story, considering that I've heard nothing about Rihanna and Chris Brown breaking up for a second time, but apparently Chris has moved on from RiRi with an old flame. He's been getting pretty hot and heavy with Erica Jackson, a girl he used to date that goes to Virginia college. They were seen leaving a tattoo parlor together over the weekend.

Hey, that sounds familiar, huh? Oh yeah, because he got matching tattoos with Rihanna, too. Not that he and Erica got matching tattoos, but he's still a f*cking scumbag.