Showing posts with label anderson cooper. Show all posts
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Monday, August 31, 2009

Heidi Montag on Anderson Cooper


A few days ago I posted a video of Anderson Cooper totally trashing and ripping into Heidi Montag's performance at the Miss Universe pageant last weekend. Normally from some of the stuff he said, people would be offended, but not someone as self-absorbed as Heidi. Check out what she had to say about Anderson.

Oh my God, I love it. I am so incredibly flattered that he's talking about the first performance I've ever done, that he's talking about me, that he knows who I am. Who gets on CNN? Britney, when she shaved her head, gets on CNN. That's all that matters: Heidi, CNN, Anderson Cooper. Done. I'd never performed before, not even in front of even ten people! Praise God. I had so much fun. Look at everyone's first performances - look at Britney's first performance or Lady Gaga's, even. These girls were hardly even dancing. Britney did a couple little moves; it took her two years to start dancing like I did that first night. And I didn't mess up one move, I had so much fun, it was such a blessing. I was praying so hard, and I couldn't have done better. It was miraculous.

This bitch and her husband seriously make me wanna snap...I really hope someone goes all Tonya Harding on her and whacks her with a crowbar. Preferably in the throat so we don't have to hear her open her mouth to sing again.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Anderson Cooper trashes Heidi Montag

Anderson Cooper is the f*cking man. Yesterday during his show, he absolutely trashed Heidi Montag for her super sh*tty performance at the Miss Universe pageant. Check out Anderson layin some smack down below.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Miss Panama confused by Confucius

There's really only so many times I can rip on Miss California Carrie Prejean for sounding like an uber-douche when it comes to the simple question of "Hey, are you showing your t*tties in any other pics aside from the ones you already lied about that came out?" So I decided to turn to the focus onto a Miss Panama hopeful, who probably thought Confucius was a God from Greek mythology instead of an ancient Chinese philosopher.

Check out her answer below, including a visit back to 2007 when Miss South Carolina had that AMAZING response about American education being taught across seas ("such as in The Iraq"), with some AWESOME facial expression from Anderson Cooper.

Embedded video from CNN Video