Chris Brown likes manly women...and MORE!!

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MJ Memorial televised. (amygrindhouse)

Celebs appear at MJ tribute. (examiner)

Kourtney Kardashian is high maintenance. (smack)

Quentin Tarantino kills Hitler. (bedhead)

Hayden Panettiere on showing her kibbles n bits. (ayyyy)

Chris Brown wants Kanye's sloppy seconds. (POTP)

Josh Duhamel and Fergie have a stripper pole at home. (gabby)

Britney Spears tastes just like Candie's. (bitten)

Edge out until 2010! (wrestling)

Bradley Cooper confirms The Hangover 2...and MORE!!

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Will Smith and his wifey Jada will totally bang in your house. (amygrindhouse)

Here. Drool over Jessica Biel's ass. (VBT)

Chaz "Don't call me Chastity anymore or I'll slap you where you pee" Bono. (smack)

Katy Perry sues Katie Perry. (bedhead)

Fergie will go Wolverine on your ass. (ayyyy)

Sacha Baron Cohen's gets naked for GQ. (POTP)

Taylor Swift raps with T-Pain! (gabby)

The Hangover v2.0 confirmed! (bitten)

Mr. Kennedy posts blog about his reputation -- READ IT. (wrestling)

Fergie covers Allure

Fergie rocks the cover of the July issue of Allure magazine, and as usual, the topic of her interview deals pretty much with her sexuality and her body. Check out highlights below.

On Packing On 17 Pounds for a Film With Penelope Cruz: "We were eating our brains out. We ordered everything fried and full of fat and salty."

On 'Dressing Up' for husband Josh Duhamel: "Oh, girl, I've got a big chest of fun little numbers, ones that I would never wear in public."

On Her and Josh's Post-Marriage ... um, Love Life: "Nothing's changed in that department. I like to have fun with my costume onstage; why wouldn't I in the bedroom?"

On Misspelling 'The Dutchess': "The spelling is different because I didn't want people who didn't know how to say it to call it 'the Doucheess. I thought, 'Let me dumb-ify it a bit.'"

Fergie and her man hands

I finally remembered to post a picture backing up my claims that Fergie has the hands of a plumber. Actually I just came across this picture (taken yesterday) and thought to myself "Damn, Fergie's looking good." Then I saw the sausage fingers and thought "Damn, let me post this quick." Then I thought "Damn, I could go for a Johnsonville Brat." But I settled for a salad.

Kate Gosselin being a douche to her kids off-camera...and MORE!!

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Kanye's Paranoid video -- the REAL version. (amygrindhouse)

Be a stalker like LeAnn Rimes and check out pics of Brandi Granville! (VBT)

Celeb relationships examined right here! (examiner)

Don't worry, Kate Winslet fans. She waxes her vajayjay. (smack)

Cameron Diaz wants to blow up the world. (bedhead)

Fergie wrapped in ribbon. (ayyyy)

Kate Gosselin being a total bitch to her kids on vacation. (POTP)

Will Ferrell kicking nature's ass on Man vs Wild. (gabby)

Sacha Baron Cohen sued for "crippling" woman. (bitten)

Update on Jeff Hardy contract status. (wrestling)

What's Fergie have in common with Megan Fox??...and MORE!!!

Rapper Dolla shot to death! (VBT)

Fergie loves her some vag!! (amygrindhouse)

Mary Carey's next porn -- Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw. What a slap in the face. (smack)

Willem Dafoe's new movie just sounds...weird. Really really weird. (bedhead)

Sophie Marceau vs Monica Bellucci -- who's more red hot? (ayyyy)

Uhh..Miley Cyrus is fat in a bikini? (POTP)

Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. are expecting a baby girl! (gabby)

Matilda Rose Ledger is growing up so fast!! (bitten)

RAW is cancelled for next week?!? (wrestling)

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Fergie named a style icon

Fergie was named Us Weekly's Style Icon of the Year yesterday, which kinda boggles my mind. Not that I don't think she's become a fashionista like they say she has (she went from wearing Doc Martens and dreadlocks into what she's wearing in that pic), but the move to dark hair was just a horrible one. And that's saying a lot from someone who usually digs brunettes over blondes -- but she just looks so much older than 34 in every pic I've seen of her with it.

GIVE US BACK OUR HOT FERGIE!!

Fergie ages 15 years

Am I the only one that thinks going brunette made Fergie age a good 15 years? (She's actually 33, but looks more like 50 now.)

Fergie isn't knocked up

With all the pregnancy rumors starting to make their way around the block more than the girl I dated in college, Fergie has decided to speak out and spit the truth about whether or not she's pregnant. Survey says: NOPE! Fergilicious said she's not gonna start a family with hubby Josh Duhamel until her and the Black Eyed Peas finish their tour, because she just doesn't have any time.

Thank God. Because I think i'd cry if I didn't see her stomach looking like that anymore.

Sorry for the lack of posts but I had to cover traffic reports this morning on KISS 108 so I had no time to blog...and MORE!!!

Danny Bonaduce and Jose Canseco are gonna fight! Let's hope they destroy each other. (smack)

Fergie ties the knot! (candy)

Mickey Rourke lost his nuts. (ayyyy)

Neil Patrick Harris killed it on SNL this weekend!! (POTP)

Paris Hilton wrote a song about being in the slammer. No, not guys slamming her, being in jail. (gabby)

If Kate Hudson is really dating Alex Rodriguez, I'm going to the new Yankee Stadium and taking a steaming crap on 3rd base. (bitten)

Kevin Nash injured?! (wrestling)

Megan from Rock of Love Charm School gets rocked while Destiny rocks a clothing line...and MORE!!!

Pics of Rock of Love Charm School mega-bitch Megan getting her ass handed to her by Sharon Osbourne!! (smack)

Carmen Electra takes off Fergie's skirt? (ayyyy)

LiLo and SamRo have another blowout on a flight after a New Year's Eve party. (POTP)

Sarah Palin comments on her daughter giving birth. (gabby)

Destiny from Rock of Love Charm School starts a clothing line. (bitten)

Randy Orton gets into an altercation with a fan during a match. (wrestling)

"Dirty Thoughts" with Josh Duhamel and Fergie

Fergie: "His ass better run or he ain't gettin my ass!"

Josh: "This blows. I just wanna get naked with her."

Puppy: "Both of you shut the f**k up, because I'm a dog and I can hear you."

Fergie used to date Mr. JT?

Back when Justin Timberlake was a whopping 16 years old, he apparently bonded with Fergie (who was 23 at the time) over their love for hip-hop and dated for a quick second.

I know everyone thinks Fergie looks plastic, but she has one of the most smokin' bodies out there, so high-fives go out to Justin for getting a little Fergilicious.

Divas Coming Together on Record

Wow, I'm excited about this line up of divas... they're all working on a single called "Just Stand Up". Fifteen of the hottest female singers in the world – including Mariah Carey, Beyoncé, Rihanna, Miley Cyrus, Fergie and Carrie Underwood – are all slated to sing on the record produced by world famous L.A. Reid.

The divas will all unite for a live performance of the single on Sept. 5, during the star-studded Stand Up To Cancer television special, which will air simultaneously on NBC, CBS and ABC.

This will be one sick song... can't wait!!!! Am I being too optimistic if I'm hoping Jessica Simpson is among that 15 and her name just wasn't mentioned? Haha sigh..

Fergie Ferg loves Miley Mi

During her performance of 7 Things at the Teen Choice Awards, Miley Cyrus gave Fergie a rose. In return, Fergie went all teeny bopper and jumped up and down screaming her name.

I can only imagine what would've happened if that rose went to Katy Perry...

Fergie Ferg love you long time...for real?

While talking about her new movie, Nine, Fergie busted out one of the best lines a woman could ever say, at least in my opinion (because I'm a total guy.)

[I play] a prostitute on the beach. She introduces ... the world of sexuality. I'm just thrilled.

Thrilled to be a prostitute. On a beach. In a bikini.

Life is good.

The stars are having a VEERRRRRYYY bad fashion day! Starring: Fergie, Nicole Richie, Mischa Barton, Rihanna & more!

The Botox is making Fergie look like a toad!!! LOOK! (smack)

Nicole Richie even looks hot when she's dressed as your grandma's couch! LOOK! (candy)

Mischa Barton's sh*t-tastic outfit makes Nicole Richie's grandma couch outfit look like Cinderella's gown! LOOK! (ayyyy)

What in the F is Rihanna wearing on her legs/feet??? WTF are those???? LOOK! (POTP)

They have GOT to be making her look heavier than she really is!!! (gabby)

Kelly Osbourne looks like a hunk of black swiss cheese! (bitten)

Win the Ultimate Warrior's yellow Intercontinental Title inside here! (wrestling)

The Stars Love the Lakers... and we hate them for it.

In case you didn't know already the writers of this blog -- Jadd, Miss Manda, Stench the Swampmonster, and myself -- are all from the Boston area.

That having been said, here is a list of celebrities we all must hate:

Hilary Duff and her boyfriend Mike Comrie
David Beckham
Magic Johnson
Kristin Davis
Kanye West
Dustin Hoffman
Andy Garcia
David Arquette
Fergie
Jack Nicholson
Penny Marshall
Eddie Murphy
Sylvester Stallone
Steven Spielberg

Why the hate? They were all in the crowd cheering the Lakers on last night in LA when they beat the Celtics 87-81. So this is our celebrity black list. At least until the playoffs are over.

Don't worry, we had ONE celebrity there cheering Boston on last night: Donnie Walberg. Thank God the New Kids are kind of cool again.

HOT Fergie bikini pics! (and more)

Spicy Fergie bikini pics! Damn... she must be workin' on her fitness overtime! (POTP)

Paris Hilton gets new reality show... about grooming dogs??? WTF??? (candy)

Lance Armstrong finished his first Boston Marathon in ____ place! (bitten)

Tom Cruise seriously looks like Katie Holmes' play doll. I think she may carry him in her pocketbook. (ayyyy)

Jordin Sparks singing career may be over due to throat injury. (gabby)

Hermione turns 18 and gives paparazzi a birthday crotch shot! (dlist)

Check out Oprah Winfrey's burial mask! (popbytes)

WATCH THE VIDEO of presidential candidates (Hilary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain) to air on WWE RAW tonight! Yup. The REAL candidates have taped messages to the wrestling fans!!! Every vote counts! (wrestling)

Jamie Lynn Spears celebrates her 17th birthday at Walmart. (and more)

Ever wondered what would happen if Bert from Sesame Street mated with a couch??? (circus)

Woah! Fergie looks mighty fine in Glamour Magazine!!! (POTP)

Funny new Tom Cruise internet cartoon! (smack)

Jennifer Lopez's race to lose the baby weight (with visual aids!). (gabby)

Ummm... weird. Photo of Tori Spelling pregnant in a bikini. Why??? (bitten)

Scarlett Johansson is not in a rush to get married... or have stinky little kids. (ayyyy)

Lauren Conrad has a green tongue! (popbytes)

Rachel Ray has the mouth of a horse doing a Joker impersonation... and she has boobies. And she wants you to look at them please. (dlist)

Jamie Lynn Spears spends her 17th birthday at Walmart. (with pics) (fatback)

Big Daddy V sent home by WWE to lose some weight! (wrestling)