Sorry for the lack of posts but I had to cover traffic reports this morning on KISS 108 so I had no time to blog...and MORE!!!

Danny Bonaduce and Jose Canseco are gonna fight! Let's hope they destroy each other. (smack)

Fergie ties the knot! (candy)

Mickey Rourke lost his nuts. (ayyyy)

Neil Patrick Harris killed it on SNL this weekend!! (POTP)

Paris Hilton wrote a song about being in the slammer. No, not guys slamming her, being in jail. (gabby)

If Kate Hudson is really dating Alex Rodriguez, I'm going to the new Yankee Stadium and taking a steaming crap on 3rd base. (bitten)

Kevin Nash injured?! (wrestling)