Amy Winehouse acquitted

Yesterday we posted about Amy Winehouse being in court on charges of assault after being accused of punching a fan right in the eye, and we can now confirm that Amy has been acquitted of those charges. The verdict literally just came down a few minutes ago from the judge, who said that Amy is not guilty of punching Sherene Flash in the face. Amy told the court that she felt threatened by Sherene while they were getting ready to take the picture, and that there's no way she could've punched her in the eye because she's too short.

Let's be real...Amy is crazy enough to jump on a car and start taking swings at some broad's face. She just got away with eyeball assault!

Amy Winehouse in court

Amy Winehouse is in court right now on assault charges after she threw a punch at a fan who just wanted to take a picture at her back in September. Apparently, the fan, Sherene Flash, asked to take a quick pic with Amy, which she agreed to. But when the Sherene's friend also tried getting in the picture, Amy randomly got pissed off and punched Sherene square in the face. Sherene's lawyer said that Amy was either sh*tfaced or high on something, and there was no excuse to throw punches that night.

Amy's been outta the headlines for a little while and actually looks like she's gotten healthier, so let's see how she reacts after this whole court deal is finished. By the way, anyone know if she got her horrid ass teeth fixed yet?

Vanessa Hudgens gets naked again...and MORE!!

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Vanessa Hudgens nude scene. Let's hope she shaves this time around. (amygrindhouse)

Tim Tebow's girlfriend Lucy Pinder is hot and has some huge...uhh...brains? (VBT)

Amy Winehouse looks...less like a coke whore. (smack)

Daniel Radcliffe thinks men are hot and writes poetry. (bedhead)

Angela Lansbury caked on so much eyeliner it looks like her puppy kicked her old ass. (ayyyy)

Khloe Kardashian's dropping the LBS. (POTP)

Lily Allen loves her t*ts and wants you to see why. (gabby)

Kim Cattrall dumps her boyfriend. (bitten)

Rey Mysterio's mask falls off in Japan! (wrestling)

Jon Gosselin looks for apartments...and MORE!!

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Anna Faris gets married in Hawaii. (amygrindhouse)

Jon Gosselin moving out? (examiner)

Kendra Wilkinson and her boobs have a bachelorette party. (smack)

St. Lucia doesn't wanna get Winehoused. (bedhead)

Sean Connery just got more boring. (ayyyy)

Lauren Conrad calls Spencer Pratt a liar. (POTP)

Miley joins the JoBros on stage. (gabby)

Simon Cowell admits mistakes. (bitten)

Candice Michelle fired! (wrestling)

Amy Winehouse hospitalized

Amy Winehouse landed in a St. Lucia hospital over the weekend, but for once, it's actually nothing super serious. Amy was just really dehydrated, and was told to drink more water.

Maybe Amy never learned that getting sh*tfaced while you're in intense sun and heat is never a good mix.

Speidi's getting married for real this time...and MORE!!!

Video Blogging Tips = better than my father's dating tips! (VBT)

Coming this Saturday -- Speidi stars in the wedding that reeks of douche-osity! (amygrindhouse)

Denise Richards makes a spoof video about her boobs. It's not funny. Seriously, where's Dr. Kavorkian when you need him? (smack)

Amy Winehouse wants to adopt a child. And for the record, yes, I'm still laughing. (bedhead)

Which of these peeps that serve our country wants to kill Paris Hilton? (ayyyy)

Justin Timberlake on Jimmy Kimmel Live -- JT kicks ass when he's not a boy band member. (POTP)

Lindsay Lohan dating Chris Jepson? (gabby)

Gavin Rossdale has gay affair?! (bitten)

Jeff Hardy NOT leaving WWE? (wrestling)

Snoop smokes up for you...and MORE!!!

Oklahoma TV reporter and his wife die in a fire. (videoblogging)

Check out Nicole Richie's baby bump! (smack)

Angelina Jolie battling Rose McGowan for a role in Sin City 2. (bedhead)

Watch Snoop smoke some weed! (POTP)

David Hasselhoff tries to pick a fight with Piers Morgan! (gabby)

Amy Winehouse's hubby is gonna be a daddy...and not to Amy's baby! (bitten)

Matt and Jeff Hardy storyline already over?! (wrestling)

No babies for Katy Perry...and MORE!!!

NBA star Zach Randolph nailed for DUI. (videoblogging)

Eminem makes fun of Kim Kardashian in his latest video, and she likes it! (smack)

Octomom is getting a reality show. F*ck our lives. (bedhead)

A-List awards = Toga party! (ayyyy)

Katy Perry loves the No Baby Candy. (POTP)

Amy Winehouse shows St. Lucia her ta-ta's. (gabby)

Michael Lohan clears his schedule for his broken-hearted daughter. (bitten)

Todd Grisham replaces Tazz on the Smackdown! announce team? (wrestling)

"Dirty Quotes" with Amy Winehouse

"Come on kid, let's go get some cocai-- umm...cotton candy."

Jennifer Aniston is a huge tease...and MORE!!!

Go here because I told you to and because he links to us. Please? (celeb news)

Let this be a lesson to all of you: Don't "Bounty Hunt" your "Dog" in public. (smack)

Hello there, nudist Amy Winehouse. (candy)

Jennifer Aniston teases us on the GQ cover, then says "NO COOTER VIEWING FOR YOU!" (POTP)

Tony Romo cheats on Jessica Simpson IN HER OWN BED?! (gabby)

Katie! Say it ain't so!! Tom knocked you up again?! (bitten)

Former TNA star backstage at 2 WWE events!! (wrestling)

Amy Winehouse doesn't want to divorce Blake

I gotta say, I can't figure out Amy Winehouse for the life of me. Last week, she was seen all over rugby player Josh Bowman, saying she's found love again and she's off the drugs for good, and now she's saying she loves Blake and wants to wait for him to get out of jail.

I still love my Blake. I won't let him divorce me. He's still in jail but the moment he comes out I'll be there waiting for him. While Blake is in jail I'm still gonna have a good time -- he can't do much about it. But once he comes out we'll be together again. I love him because he's just like me. Blake is the male version of me. We're perfect for each other.

But rumors are going crazy about Blake filing for divorce once he's out of the slammer for Amy's infidelity. What a drugged up couple of skanks.

Amy Winehouse, movie star?

I never thought I'd say anything that sounds like this...but Amy Winehouse has the chance to be a movie star. She's been offered her first major film role, but on one condition. She has to get healthy and stop like "a scrawny crack addict" or else the offer is off the table. She sounds like she has her shizzle together, with the new boyfriend and saying she's off the drugs and all, but we'll see what happens.

My opinion? I wouldn't put money on seeing her on the big screen anytime soon. But for her sake, I hope I'm wrong.

Amy Winehouse is sober and in love?

Amy Winehouse exclusively told News of the World that she's "off the drugs for good" and after being in the limelight for acting like a complete mess, she's "finally escaped from Hell." She also said she's "in love again" after meeting a fella while she was on vacation.

Well, she's looked like such trash for so long that hopefully she's back on track and will get healthy. Although, sounds like anyone who may have picked her in a Dead Pool is screwed.

Amy Winehouse lands a new man...and MORE!!!

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson call it quits?! (smack)

Did Luke Wilson and Britney Spears' dad come from the same vajayjay? (candy)

Courtney Love has pulled off the impossible: she's a mix between a high school geeky girl, a hooker, and a burlesque dancer. (ayyyy)

Amy Winehouse lands a guy that doesn't look like the ass of a 74-year-old pale man? (POTP)

Don't piss off Billy Crystal or he'll kick you in the face. (gabby)

Kelly Clarkson's new single drops in a week and a half! (bitten)

Christian Cage done with TNA? (wrestling)

Blake Fielder-Civil to write a tell-all book

After saying that he was divorcing Amy Winehouse "to save her," even though he admitted that it's his fault she's all caught up in drugs anyway, Blake Fielder-Civil decided to show his true douchiest colors by saying he's going to write a tell-all book on Amy Winehouse if he doesn't get more money from the divorce. Blake's mother even said that Amy's father's offer for Blake to divorce his daughter was a joke, and since Amy is worth $10 mil, Blake should at least get $3 mil.
If I were Amy, I wouldn't really give a rat's ass about the book. Blake's too dumb to write, and it's not like Amy hasn't done everything in the public eye already, anyway.

Amy Winehouse gets laid in her hospital bed...and MORE!!!

Celebrities promote safe sex. (smack)

Full House coming back?! (candy)

It seriously looks like Priscilla Presley is humping David Archuleta's leg. (ayyyy)

Blake Fielder-Civil and Amy Winehouse bang in her hospital bed before he goes back to jail. No, I'm dead serious. (POTP)

Remember how Kim Kardashian said she wasn't posing for Playboy anymore? Yeah, she was just kidding. (gabby)

HAHAHAHAHA!!! A-Rod is already cheating on Madonna!! (bitten)

As mentally unstable as I think he is, Tom Cruise seems like he's a really good father. (yuddy)

Kurt Angle back to WWE?! (wrestling)

Katie Holmes feels the need to extend the length of her already insanely long legs...and MORE!!

Britney's back and rocking the cover of Glamour! (smack)

The name is Diddy, James Bond Diddy. (candy)

Geri Halliwell shows her ass to benefit children. (ayyyy)

Here's what happens when Lindsay Lohan is unemployed. (POTP)

Katie Holmes + her long legs + her hooker heels = Amazon (gabby)

Caught on tape!! Amy Winehouse's husband confesses to getting her hooked on drugs! (bitten)

Winona Ryder steals jewelry?! (yuddy)

Former WWE superstar knocks out Robert Downey Jr.!! (wrestling)

Amy Winehouse should pick out a casket now...and MORE!!!

Remember when I said Amy Winehouse dumping her husband was a possible turn-around? Yeah, forget I said all that. (smack)

Joey Fatone's career has officially turned to sh*t. No, seriously. (candy)

Hey look who's back! It's Angela from Who's the Boss! And she's wearing...umm...I'm not sure, but now I know why she's been gone for so long. (ayyyy)

You won't believe the talk of the town -- Michelle Obama's booty?! (POTP)

Britney's dad is NOT a happy camper with her. (gabby)

A-Rod having Madonna over for Thanksgiving dinner?! (bitten)

**Spoiler Alert** WWE Title match announced for Armageddon!! (wrestling)

Amy Winehouse dumps her husband!!!

Holy shizzle!! Amy Winehouse's cracked out ass actually made a good decision for once in her lifetime!! She dropped her husband Blake Fielder-Civil and said that it was never going to last and they were only together for the sex, which apparently included a sh*t ton of threesomes.

Could we see the return of the old Amy Winehouse?!

Kanye opens his heart...and MORE!!!

Bernie Mac's spirit visits his wife. (smack)

Say hi to Kellie Picker's boobs, kids. (candy)

Know how some girls look good with no makeup? Maggie Gyllenhaal isn't one of them. (ayyyy)

Kanye's heart isn't on Love Lockdown. (POTP)

More Joe Jonas doucheness -- HE CHEATED ON TAYLOR SWIFT?! (gabby)

Cindy McCain cheating on John? (bitten)

Congrats, Amy Winehouse! You now look like a man. (yuddy)

Kenny Dykstra puts WWE on blast! (wrestling)