Kanye opens his heart...and MORE!!!

Bernie Mac's spirit visits his wife. (smack)

Say hi to Kellie Picker's boobs, kids. (candy)

Know how some girls look good with no makeup? Maggie Gyllenhaal isn't one of them. (ayyyy)

Kanye's heart isn't on Love Lockdown. (POTP)

More Joe Jonas doucheness -- HE CHEATED ON TAYLOR SWIFT?! (gabby)

Cindy McCain cheating on John? (bitten)

Congrats, Amy Winehouse! You now look like a man. (yuddy)

Kenny Dykstra puts WWE on blast! (wrestling)